Chapter 2 - Teased
"Eyeballs?" With a low mutter, Chen Jie looked at the man again.
At this time, the scene changed again, and I saw Da Zhuang's face hideous, his eyes were red, and his eyes were straight and hooked, and he didn't move. With a blood-dripping kitchen knife in his hand, a gray vest stained with spods of blood, and muttering "Damn me?" He deserves his wife to run away with someone! Even you don't want to come to see me! As he spoke, he approached Xiao Rui's parents who were desperately blocking the door.
Xiao Rui's father is already lean, which is Da Zhuang's opponent, and now Da Zhuang is a little crazy, and his brute strength is even worse, and he raised his foot and kicked Xiao Rui's father and flew to the corner.
Treating Xiaorui's mother, Da Zhuang was much gentler, he squatted down and said word by word, "You don't want to come to see me?" β
"What do you say? Aren't you like that? Xiao Rui's mother was terrified when she saw the tragic situation of this lover, her eyes were soaked with tears, she bit her lip tightly, and asked Da Zhuang tremblingly.
She didn't understand why he suddenly went crazy when he was fine.
"You love me, don't you? Do you want to come and stay with me? Da Zhuang didn't seem to hear his satisfactory answer, and instantly raised his hand holding the knife and slashed towards Xiao Rui's mother.
"Don't!" Chen Jie forgot that this was just a repetition of the scene, and rushed over, across the two of them.
There was no imaginary pain, and the scene in front of me was gone.
Before she came back to her senses, she was grabbed by the white imp and protected behind her, and she found out that the two clouds of green light that the white imp had just thrown out had become Xiao Rui's parents, but they were different from the delicate and elegant before her death, and now the two of them, oh no, should be the two ghosts with fierce faces, as if they wanted to swallow the two lives in front of them.
"Hide." The white little ghost flipped his hands to form an enchantment to protect Chen Jie, summoned a mourning stick, and scolded the two ghosts with angry eyes, "You wait for the wrongs to make your own decisions, forget the king, don't act rashly, and cut off the fate of the next life." β
It's just that the husband and wife died in vain in their uprightness, and they were unwilling, and the reappearance of the scene stimulated their resentment, and they sensed the white ghost's coercion on them, and attacked him angrily.
It turns out that the ghost cha has the power to deter ordinary ghosts, but it is also a trouble for ghosts to go berserk. The white imp flew forward with a mourning stick in his hand, and with a wave of his hands, ripples vibrate. Seeing this, the husband and wife jumped up to avoid a blow, and attacked from top to bottom again, directly hitting the white little ghost's face.
"Ignorant ghosts!" Leaving only an afterimage in place, the two of them threw themselves into the air, roaring to search for their target.
However, the white imp turned around in the air, and the mourning stick brought the light and shadow down, and was about to hit the two, Xiao Rui's mother went up head-on, and suffered the fall of the stick.
Xiao Rui's father followed closely behind, and in an instant, he kicked a roundabout kick, shaking the white imp back and staggering a few steps.
Chen Jiexin exclaimed in surprise and shouted, "Little ghost! Xiao Rui's father followed her voice to find a new target, and rushed to the barrier with one stride.
Before touching the person, the enchantment rebounded and flew to the lover's side, and the white imp took the opportunity to summon the soul lock and tie the two together.
Seeing that the crisis had been solved, Chen Jie hurriedly stepped out of the enchantment and supported the white ghost, but at this time, there were many changes, and there was a burst of green light, and it turned out that the house map drawn by Xiao Rui actually drilled out the missing soul of the two.
"My way is that the souls of the two are mutilated, and when I collected the souls, I didn't expect them to be swallowed by evil spirits, and I didn't want to hide here." When the white imp came to lure the soul into the underworld, the two of them were unstable in their souls, and they couldn't find the remnant soul in their search, so they put this matter aside for the time being.
Now that their souls and bodies are complete, they can be sent to the underworld after they have been exceeded, just to practice for the oil bottle next to them, "Come, your first practice, on." He said to Chen Jie.
"Me?" Although Bai Xiaogui said something to congratulate himself on his relationship with the underworld, but is he sure that he has a relationship with the underworld? Isn't that a reminder that I can reach Bliss early! Yes, right?
Chen Jie's heart is galloping. But the mouth says, "No, no, no!" Adults, the little ones have only observed once or twice, we have to go step by step, not rash, my lord, you are heroic, let me have a good time? β
We have to pretend to be a grandson, this is called a person who knows the times as Junjie, and I am a beautiful girl, similar to Junjie, almost Ha, don't care about this kind of detail, it can't ruin your gentleness.
Are all mortals so monkey spirits? This is the first time she has called herself an adult instead of a ghost, and it is really difficult for her. "You work in the underworld, this is a basic operation, won't you? I'm on the sidelines to guide. The white imp pushed away Chen Jie and dragged his hand, and said jokingly.
Chen Jie was anxious, and there was a trilling voice between her words, "Who said that I was going to work in the underworld?" It's not what I want. β
"Huh? You don't need such a good job? In your words, the ghost is a government unit, an iron rice bowl, don't say anything about five insurances and one housing fund, we guarantee the whole process from your birth to the earth, you see you now, there is a job in the world, there is a part-time job in the underworld, a proper life winner. β
"Hehe, you know so much, my lord!" Does he know all about the five insurances and one housing fund, and the underworld also keeps up with the trend of the times? I wonder if you have a part-time job in the yang world.
"Come on, don't talk all this nonsense, hurry up and dig out the guys, otherwise I won't wait for you to officially join the company, and I will immediately let you go to really feel the "warm" benefits of the underworld. β
Chen Jie had no choice but to tear off a necklace around her neck, and in an instant, the small pendant on the necklace turned into a traditional musical instrumentββββ suona! Yes, you read that right, suona!
"My lord, can you change to a different magic weapon, don't you use weapons in the underworld follow the usual path?" The musical instruments used as weapons by the protagonists of other novels all come with BGM and filters, the skirt corners are flying, the fairy spirit is fluttering, and the atmosphere is calm and leisurely to put a score like that, and the guzheng or harp is a variety of musical instruments suitable for concave shapes. The villain himself had to roll on the ground and weep bitterly.
All you can say is beautiful! Cow break! Cool!
How did you get here and become the suona used by the old man?
"Can't! Hurry, grind and chirp. The feather duster gave Chen Jie another hammer.
While the two were talking, the husband and wife over there had already shown their fangs, and attacked the two again, and the white imp silently retreated to the side and distanced himself, not knowing where to take out a set of tea sets and calmly brew tea.
Seeing that the sharp nails of the husband and wife were about to cut through Chen Jie's fair little face, she kept her distance with a beautiful backflip, and seriously recalled the requiem of the White Little Ghost Sect in her mind.
The red lips are lightly opened, a song attracts the soul, all kinds of things in the world are vain, the past is all clouds and smoke, how can a fairy be ethereal?
Phew...... Don't think about it, that's the standard way to open the Requiem, and Chen Jie's way to open is, so many holes, which one to press? I can only hold it down at will, blow hard, blow out a "poof", and come again if I am not convinced, this time it is a very regular "poof... Burst... Poof, "The ghost was not suppressed, but the white ghost's hand was shaken and slid with a "snap" sound, and a teacup was broken.
In an instant, the husband and wife rushed to Chen Jie's eyes, the fierce black gas drowned her, Xiao Rui's mother bit her shoulder, Xiao Rui's father immediately turned his five claws into blades, and several blood marks were scratched on her neck.
Fortunately, she turned around in a desperate situation, otherwise there would have been more than a few blood marks.
Chen Jie was in pain, used the suona as a stick, gave Xiao Rui's mother a blow to the head, and then held the root of the suona with both hands, and temporarily forced Xiao Rui's father back with a racket, and got a moment of respite.
"White imp! You bastard, you only taught me the tune, you haven't taught me how to play suona! β
Without waiting for the white imp to answer her words, the husband and wife struggled to rise between the lightning and flint, and they were striking left and right.
She held the suona as a defensive state, and they picked soft persimmons and pinched them, then I will come too.
In an instant, she changed from defense to attack, jumped in the direction of her mother, raised her arms, and gave Xiao Rui's mother a critical blow. Sure enough, the best defense is offense.
"Who knows that you don't have any artistic cells, in fact, you can hum it." Bai Xiaogui didn't expect this to be the case, and he wouldn't know how to do suona, but he wanted to tease her and trick her into saying that this was a special weapon for the underworld.
"I thank you, uncle!" Chen Jie was in a hurry, and this product was made by himself.
This Xiao Rui's father's attack power is even worse, and the blow he just gave to Xiao Rui's mother caused him to have a stronger black qi, and it seems that he is even more angry, and his attack speed is gradually increasing.
Chen Jie had to keep dodging, outsiders seemed to her to be running around the house, and the black gas was closely followed behind her buttocks, not to mention how funny the picture was.
The moment the white imp's words came to her ears, she hurriedly hummed the requiem "lalala...... Lala......". The speed of the black qi really slowed down, and as she hummed and gradually got better, the black qi on the husband and wife was eaten away by wisps of blue light, until the normal appearance of the two of them was revealed.
"Whew, it worked." Chen Jie also lost her strength and sat down on the ground.
The white imp put away the tea set, paced in front of the husband and wife, and said, "I am the white impermanence of the underworld, and I will cross you two into the Yin Division." β
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"Hey, white imp, so I don't necessarily use this suona, do I?" At this moment, Chen Jie was nesting in the sofa, scooping the ice cream in the box without a mouthful, and she was furious when she thought about what happened last night.
After overtaking Xiao Rui's parents, she collapsed to the ground, although it was sent back by the white ghost, but she still couldn't stand being teased by him.
"Don't you think suona fits your temperament very well?" A certain ghost didn't open his eyelids, and said lazily.
Listen, is this a human being? No, he's not human in the first place! But isn't it possible for people to confuse me, a young and beautiful girl, with the temperament of suona?
Chen Jie angrily threw the ice cream in his hand towards the little ghost who was suspended in mid-air and meditating, never thinking that the ice cream would go straight through his body, Chen Jie suddenly felt that it was not good, and with a "pop", the box of ice cream spread out on the TV screen.
She hurriedly got up and took out a tissue to wipe the screen, but she didn't see the corners of Bai Xiaogui's mouth raised proudly, otherwise, she would be even more angry.
Before it was wiped clean, the TV suddenly lit up on its own, a snowflake-like garbled code, and the air seemed to be cooler.
She also thought that Bai Xiaogui was playing a prank again, after all, Bai Xiaogui was here, and no other little ghost would come here to make trouble without opening his eyes, Chen Jie ignored this abnormality and continued to wipe.