Chapter 232: One crying, two troubles, and three hangings
"Bang!" A sharp gunshot rang out in the open mountains, and I heard only the cacophony of people and dogs barking, followed by a dense burst of gunfire, but the sound was far away from us.
This sound still woke me up, I opened my eyes in a daze, I didn't see that Jintang lying beside me, I touched the head of the bed, I found that it was cold, according to this time, maybe he really left for a while.
Suddenly, I sat up violently, and a feeling of uneasiness suddenly arose.
Why is there such a dense gunfire in the morning in this calm cottage? Why did the Jintang just disappear at this time? What is the connection between the two? I hope not, it must be a nightmare at night.
I couldn't help but be secretly curious and worried, where did he go? Since he went up the mountain yesterday, he has been elusive, I don't know what he is doing? He never told me, but I asked, and I knew she was worried that I would act recklessly and impulsively, but the thing and he must be doing it for us, trying to plan it.
I was anxious to spend time in the room, very worried that someone suddenly came to check our room or something, and I couldn't solve the sudden thing for a while, which would affect the current situation of the Miantang trip, and would cause unnecessary embarrassment and misunderstanding.
What is called Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come.
Just as I was waiting anxiously for him to return, an accident disrupted my train of thought.
"Knock knock knock...... "Knock knock on the door rhythmically, this sound is like a devil disturbing my voice in the stormy waves, I am at a loss, I don't know how to deal with it.
Oh my God, he hasn't come back yet, and at this time you must not let people know that he is not in the room, and if they break in, I will not be able to explain where he went. Imagine where will the next big living person who disappears early in the morning? And he didn't ask me to give me anything.
"Knock knock knock......" This knock on the door was more rapid than the last time, and it could be seen that the other party had lost patience, and the voice was loud and urgent.
If I just don't answer them, I don't know what will happen to them, I'm not sure they're going to break in. As soon as I was clever, I immediately learned Wang Renqiu's actions, immediately unbuttoned my clothes, and messed up my hair, so that others could make others think that I had just woken up.
I asked in an extremely languid voice, "Who?" Who won't let me sleep so early! How can there be such a thing? My girl hasn't woken up yet, so no one wants to disturb me! "My voice was full of anger, it was a very obvious breath of getting up, thinking that I would never believe that I was a serious woman, but a woman living in the fireworks and willow alleys, without knowledge, completely ignorant of etiquette, completely vulgar to the end.
The cottage brothers retracted a little after hearing my voice, but they didn't affect the shouting: "Little boss, I'm Biaozi, please open the door quickly, I have something I want to talk to you about, and then, we have to come out for dinner." "When he was drinking last night, he was also respectful when he spoke, and I don't think he has changed much this time, because he thinks that we are on the same side as him and will support him.
My mind was swirling, but I couldn't show any urgency, and if I was anxious and my tone changed, it would immediately attract unnecessary suspicion and attention.
I walked briskly to the table.
I slammed a teacup to the ground.
"Smack!" The kettle and cup were smashed to the ground, and rubble was splattered everywhere.
I showed the appearance of a wild woman with a lion roar in Hedong: "Do what you should do?" Do you want anyone to sleep early in the morning? What do you want to do, then Jintang let me tell you, if you dare to open the door, the old lady will be with you! ”
After saying that, I was about to kick the stool again, but there was a thumping sound, and seeing this situation, my anger had already happened, and I was lawless.
The voice outside the door continued to shout: "Little sister-in-law, don't beat our little boss, please calm your anger is nothing serious, I just want to see if you are up?" You need to eat. "The brothers outside our door are secretly eating and laughing, they must be laughing at that Miantang, because that Miantang actually got the wife of the dominatrix, he should be unlucky, even if he lives a glamorous life, he may not live as well as their rural brothers.
I yelled at that Miantang This kind of voice made them live a little happily, some brothers couldn't help but make a sound, and laughed, the more they relaxed like this, the more I could relax, if I was too reserved at this time, maybe they would suspect more.
There's no way to back down now, I don't know how long I can resist, I know soon they'll keep hammering until they see that we're the real ones and they'll leave satisfied. In this case, I have to insist that I can delay a minute until he comes back safely, but I don't know how long it will take for that Jintang?
The door kept knocking, as if they were the only ones who didn't stop.
After I unbuttoned it, I slammed the door open, leaving only a gap, revealing only an unkempt face, and a disheveled coat, I bared my teeth and cracked teeth, and I was completely a shameless and savage image, and the standard fireworks were rough and bad women, and I yelled at them angrily: "What are you doing? It's early in the morning and people can't sleep! ”
Then I deliberately turned my head to look at the bed, as if the Jintang was sleeping, and glared at me fiercely: "Don't come out for me, you bear-like, aren't you afraid of coming out to be embarrassing?" The clothes are ......"
"Ah......h
Even a few bold brothers, including Hu Biaozi, of course, all probed their brains to see the scene inside, thinking that something had happened inside that made them think about it.
The result is not possible.
Because I would cuff the door tightly, I roared loudly, completely like an authentic, tricky shrew, and said: "Look at what is good to see, okay, you have to see him go home and see it himself, who dares to create this step, see everything that should not be seen, be careful that I am not welcome, I will definitely ask Hu Lao Bangzi for a statement." Do you think I'm looking at you? Our community is not a master to be messed with, no! I'll go and tell Old Gang Master Hu right away, I'm still going to find Old Man Wang! Let them call the shots for me. Oh my God, why is my life so miserable? I actually came here to eat and drink and have fun, although Qing knew that the people who came here didn't even let me sleep in the morning, could I still live......"
I started crying and playing the role of a shrew.
Several brothers looked embarrassed, and they didn't dare to say anything, because what I said was already very serious, this was directly to find the old gang leader Hu and go to the old man Wang, at this level, it was impossible for them to have any action to teach right and wrong, unless they received any news.
After that, I turned my head again, and I still didn't notice that the brocade hall was back. This situation is becoming more and more embarrassing, although I can solve temporary things by crying, making trouble and hanging myself, but I can't solve the temporary crisis.
Hu Biaozi just said apologetically: "Little boss is sorry, sorry to disturb, little boss, just because we found a man in black assassin on the mountain just now, he just broke into our cottage, and we seem to have hit it, as if I heard the brothers say that they saw a black shadow running from you, they searched all the way here, and still couldn't find it, I think this person is cunning, maybe he will hide in your room, please open it, let's search it, let's check it for a while, and it can be over at once, It won't disturb your rest. ”
Just when I was at a loss, there was nothing to do, it seemed that I could only learn the way of crying, making trouble and hanging again to solve this problem, and I was about to hang myself.
Suddenly, a very cold voice came from behind me, and it really seemed to come from hell, although he was also very angry: "Don't you believe me?" Anyone here can hide in my room, I'll find out at once, and I'll see how many assassins you dare to keep in our room. It's all gone, not here! "That Miantang was born with the temperament of a king, and no one can resist this majesty.
I almost screamed with excitement because this thing would come from Najintang next time! He's finally back!
I felt like I was going down, and the nervous feeling that had been tense just now had turned into a feeling of excitement.
This was my mentality to be more arrogant and more amiable, and immediately changed my face as if both sides were betting on it, and I finally won the bet.
I raised my head high, looking inviolable, squinting at the gang, and I said triumphantly, "I'm sorry, you guys are coming today to check your true feelings to sing?" I want to tell him no, what else do you want to do, is this how you treat guests? There are so many of you brothers, you can't catch two good food, are you too embarrassed to come to us to find it? Isn't it time for us to help you go to the mountains to find it when we get up? Of course, if you have this request, we can of course reluctantly help you find this assassin for your brother, if you want to say it, but I'm afraid that your hundreds of brothers won't do it. ”
I put it more aggressively and didn't give them room to resist.
Hu Biaozi smiled awkwardly, because what I said was very serious, if we let us intervene in this matter, it will be equivalent to showing that their brothers have no ability at all.
If he says it, the people of the rivers and lakes will definitely laugh at him, and threaten his status as the second master, his prestige will continue to be challenged by others, if he wants to see that his prestige is challenged by others, then his position as the leader will not be too solid at all, not to mention that he can fly with the thirteenth aunt.
After weighing these interests, Hu Biaozi made a wise choice faster.
Hu Biaozi outside the door had already given a final reply: "Little boss, then we won't bother you, after 30 minutes, please come out to eat with your sister-in-law." ”
"Hmm!" Najintang replied lazily.
"Bang!" I slammed the door shut.
I walked gently to the side of the brocade hall, he motioned for me to continue to throw things, I understood what he meant, and then I kept smashing the cup, and roared in my savage voice: "Who told you to get up, let me sleep well, and if you are disobedient, be careful that Lao Tzu chops you!" ”
I felt like I heard someone outside against my wall, and when I heard our conversation, I could only make eye contact with that Miantang. He quickly took off her black clothes, then wrapped them in a ball, lit them with a lighter, and watched the clothes disappear little by little, but he couldn't let the people outside the door find the soot in the room, so he had to let it disappear slowly.
I can't let the people outside arrive, I immediately try to make the brothers outside leave here quickly, I yelled a few words loudly outside: "If there is anything good to listen to, don't lie at the door and eavesdrop, if you really want to steal this thief, I will tell my old gang leader Hu, let you come in generously and let you see enough!" ”
After saying this, I heard the chaotic footsteps, and it turned out that they were also afraid that we would be angry, so they hurried away.