Xiao Li was an unknown coder before he died, if you want to say that he is an ordinary person, he is not, but he inadvertently joined a red guest alliance. If you want to say that this man is great, he is an otaku when he closes the computer.

Regarding his hair, he often stays up late to get it out.

You want to ask him why he stayed up late? Good question!

He didn't stay up late to write code, but stayed up all night to observe the trend of public opinion on the Internet, after all, he observed the Internet, and there was always a time difference. In fact, there is no need to stare at it from time to time, but he likes to scare people at the first time, this person is poisonous.

For example, people say, "There is no TV in a certain country now." ”

He replied, "Yes, we're all watching movies." ”

Someone said: "A certain country does not have a car until now." ”

"Well, we fly planes in every house."

This mouth is so poisonous, do you think he offended the enemy and was killed?

No! He stayed up all night and died suddenly.

So here I advise all friends of all ages not to stay up late! Hurt hair and body, I don't believe you look at Xiao Li's head, is it round and smooth.

When the white imp went to attract the soul, he still hugged the thigh of the white imp, crying and begging the impermanence to let him reply to the other party, "We are really poor, so poor that we can only use tea and eggs with mustard every day!" ”

Let him finish typing this sentence on the Internet, and he honestly entered the underworld.

In this way, he caught the attention of our impermanence and reluctantly entered the prefectural civil service system, becoming the first prefectural programmer.

He is a person who is brilliant about programming, but his emotional intelligence is a hard injury, otherwise who would take off his head and fix his hair in front of girls.

"Beauty, what do you girls like?" Xiao Li put his head on and approached Chen Jie and said.

Mu Chuan left no trace to block his contact with Chen Jie, and said, "You didn't just come here with two mobile phones this time, right?" ”

"Of course not, No, this is your ID card, driver's license and this mobile phone, the eighth hall said that the two capable people work hard, and by the way, they will move around the world for him more, and you should also experience the life of the world." Xiao Li said seriously.

"You're not a forgery, are you?" Chen Jie was skeptical.

How could it really be to get an ID card, Chen Jie made up the scene where the white ghost and Mu Chuan went to get an ID card.

People ask, "Name?" ”

White Imp: "Xie Bi'an".

Mu Chuan: "Mu Chuan".

"Gender?"

"Do you need to ask?" The two said at the same time.

"Maybe that," the staff said to him mysteriously, "Look at the waist-length hair and the white dress fluttering, you must think it's a woman, no!" That's a man! ”

After speaking, the staff turned their heads, and pointed their chins in the other direction, "Look at that one, with a flat head and a hip-hop style, is that a man?" No! That's a girl. So in this era, gender still has to be asked, otherwise you look at me, I was complained about by that board just now. ”

The staff shrugged: "No way, who let me be busy just now, and fill in the male without asking the gender." I'm miserable, you think I shouldn't ask you! Isn't that clear? Pity me for this month's bonus......."

He was still chattering, Mu Chuan and Bai Xiaogui covered their ears and replied "man".

The staff looked up at him and finally stopped thinking about it.

"Age?"

"Forgot, how many thousand years old? How long live? It's not clear to live too long. The white imp took out a mourning stick and stroked it and replied.

"I forgot too." Mu Chuan replied obediently.

"Are you making trouble? If you live too long, why don't you say that you live with heaven and earth? The staff dropped the pen and said angrily.

"No, although we have a long lifespan, we don't dare to say that we compete with heaven and earth, after all, the ancient gods have fallen." The white imp said quite seriously.

Mu Chuan nodded again and again, that's right.

"Security! Throw these two out of the way, and by the way, ask which psychiatric hospital has lost patients. "The more they talked, the more outrageous the staff became, and when they picked up the phone, they called the security guard.

So the two of them were thrown out, hey, think about it this way, this ID card will not be real, otherwise these two people will definitely be kicked out if they go to apply for documents.

"This is a real ID card!" Xiao Li was anxious and said loudly, "Am I the kind of person who makes a fake certificate!" ”

"Why are you so excited?"

"Can you not get excited, you are insulting my personality! No, it's an insulting ghost! ”

"I'm sorry, I decided that I didn't have any suspicions about your ghost, so tell me how this ID card came from?"

"The Eighth Hall and I will do it." Xiao Li said with a proud face.

"How can the Eighth Hall and you deal with Bai Xiaogui and Mu Chuan?" Chen Jie was also not convinced, and raised her chin.

"Idiot, you think anyone is as bad as your spells!" Looking at the two children's vindictiveness, this is spicy eyes, and the white imp who doesn't know the age sneered.

"Who rots! I'm not just starting out, and besides, what does it have to do with sorcery? ”

"I think it should be the certificate that the Eighth Hall and Xiao Li turned into me and Lord Impermanence." Mu Chuan relieved Chen Jie's doubts.

"It's still Brother Muchuan who has insight." Xiao Li gave Mu Chuan an appreciative look, or Brother Mu Chuan understood me, a holy ghost, and I deserved to be a brother who had listened to the class together.

"How can these Eight Highnesses know so much about things in the human world?" Chen Jie wanted to change the topic, and if she continued, the three of them would have to unite to see her jokes.

"This city king of the Eight Palaces, he is a full-time diplomat, and he often walks around the world, he naturally understands these. He is my Bole, I think when I came to the underworld, or did he encourage me to say that the yard farmer is very promising. Speaking of these eight highnesses, Xiao Li has become a little fan girl, full of star eyes.

I said Xiao Li, are you sure you really want to chase your sister? I think you are more interesting to these eight halls, Chen Jie complained in her heart.

When the second hall came to the world before, the costume of killing Matt was matched by the Eighth Highness, whether it was intentional or he was just like this, this Eighth Highness is very interesting.

"You have all the certificates, so I want to ask if anyone can drive?"

"You won't?" The white imp asked rhetorically.

"Big guys, do you think I can be like you and don't have to be there myself?"

Bai Xiaogui, Mu Chuan and Chen Jie looked at each other, none of the three of them knew how to drive.

"You don't have to worry about this, the eighth hall just gave the certificate first, he hired a full-time coach for Brother Muchuan and Lord Impermanence, and you have to take the test yourself." He added in his heart that it was a good thing I didn't bring the car with me.

"Why do I have to take the test myself!"

"Because we only have two people to testify, and there is no third one who can replace you."

"It makes sense, then I can only take the test myself."

In fact, all three of them should take the test by themselves, but His Royal Highness said: "Xiaobai even dares to beat my fifth brother, let him learn to drive, I'm afraid that the driving school will bombard him." Besides, I'm not afraid that Xiaobai and Mu Chuan won't be able to get this driver's license, but I'm afraid that he will fly too low on the road, not drive too fast. You have to hire a great teacher for the two of them, so that they can get used to the speed of the world. ”

It's not that His Royal Highness didn't consider Chen Jie, but the teacher he invited was very special, and he was afraid that Chen Jie would accept incompetence, so he still gave her some things in the yang world and went to learn it herself.

"Come on, beauty, you have a cell phone too." After solving the matter, Xiao Li took out another mobile phone.

"Do I have it too?"

"Of course you have to, you're the one who needs the phone the most."

"How?" Chen Jie was holding a mobile phone in her hand, her old mobile phone that she had used since college to the present, she wanted to throw it away for a long time, but she was shy.

"In addition to being able to answer calls and surf the Internet normally, this mobile phone is also equipped with an anti-wolf function."

"What's the defense?" Chen Jie looked at her phone over and over again, but she didn't see anything different.

"Look, is there one more button next to it than an ordinary mobile phone?"

"It's one more, what's the use?" Saying that, Chen Jie also pressed the button.

"Don't you face ....... I........ Press" Xiao Li said this sentence in a trembling voice.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't know about that. "It turns out that this button has the ability to turn on the electric shock function.

"You know you're sorry, can't you just let go first?" Bai Xiaogui also pressed the electric shock button on the air, and reminded Chen Jie by the way that Xiao Li should be coronaized.

Chen Jie smiled awkwardly and let go of his hand, and Xiao Li twitched on the ground for several seconds before recovering from his senses.

"I didn't know that electricity could hurt ghosts."

"Ordinary electricity can't, it should be that this mobile phone also uses a small magic circle." Muchuan is studious, and the baby knows more.

Xiao Li trembled and got up and said, "Beauty, press this button carefully in the future!" ”

"I see, are you alright?"

"It's okay, this little current is nothing." He waved his hand, pretending to be light-hearted. How can it not hurt, this is a magic circle set up by His Royal Highness himself, and it is 100% real damage, but we can't be angry with beautiful women.

"This feature is quite useful, is there anything else?" Chen Jie helped Xiao Li, and when she saw that he was fine, she let go of her hand and continued to ask questions.

"Of course, you turn on the camera and take a look."

"It's the same as a regular phone."

"You pat Brother Muchuan."

"Hey, Mu Chuan, why did you suddenly turn back into grass."

"It's not that my brother has turned into grass, it's that this phone has captured his body."

Chen Jie moved his mobile phone to look at Mu Chuan, it was really like this, this mobile phone was really practical. Thoughtful, lest Chen Jie, a half-ghost, go out and bump into a spirit without even knowing.

"Not only that, but your mobile phone has entered the basic magic tutorials of the underworld, and all kinds of literature are connected to the underworld, but these are specially entered by me for the beautiful women, don't you feel moved?"

"Hehe, moved." Chen Jie opened the tutorial and found that the person demonstrating the spell inside turned out to be a white ghost, would he cooperate to demonstrate these low-level spells over and over again?

Naturally not, it was just a code made by Xiao Li, and feeling Chen Jie's shock, he also winked at Chen Jie.

"What's the use of you getting this, she has to be willing to learn it herself." As soon as the white imp opened his mouth, he wanted to choke to death, and then said "idiot".

"Are there any listeners or anything like that?" Mu Chuan asked

"There's a lot of this thing in the mortal world, what are you doing here?" Xiao Li replied.

"The woman we checked had a magic weapon on her body, which could detect mana fluctuations, and she discovered it when Chen Jie and I tracked her down." Mu Chuan had long been aware of something on the woman's body, but he didn't know what it was.

"Since she can block spells, then ordinary listeners naturally can't either, you wait a minute, I'll go back to the R&D department to find someone who meets your requirements." After speaking, Xiao Li slipped away and left.

Chen Jie thought he was getting back into his mobile phone, but it turned out that he went to the TV. He really loves these electronic devices, and the roads he walks are paved with these things.

Chen Jie couldn't put down the new mobile phone, and couldn't wait to go out immediately to find a spirit to try its power.

But the white little ghost poured cold water on her, "Even Xiao Li's classmates know that you are not good at spells, and you still don't understand what he means, so I told you to study the spells hard, not for you to play with this thing." ”

Chen Jie looked at the white imp with resentment.

"Am I not right?" The white imp put the phone in his trouser pocket with a warning on his face.

"Yes!" Chen Jie squeezed out such a word from his mouth.

"Why are you still stunned? Zama walked, by the way, learn a new spell, Mu Chuan, you watch her for me, don't let her be lazy. ”

After speaking, the white imp strode out of the door with his chin raised.