Chapter 40: Crosstalk
Xia Chongming looked up and saw a strong man about three meters tall blocking in front of her. The strong man was dressed in red armor, carrying a large sword, with a thick beard and angry eyes. Across from him was a strong man who was also about three meters tall, and the two looked similar, except that the other was wearing green armor and holding a long spear.
In contrast, Xia Chongming looked very small in front of them, and the two of them were not easy to mess with.
Xia Chongming was taken aback by this angry shout, she hurriedly took two steps back and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”
After saying the debt, she began to look at the scene in front of her again, only to see the cyan wall in front of her, the cyan bricks, and a huge door appeared in front of her, with two large characters written on the plaque ---Yan Palace.
"Yan Dian......" Xia Chongming muttered. Presumably this is the temple of Hades?
She lifted her steps and stepped up the steps. Suddenly, a strong wind blew in front of her, and a knife and a gun were held in front of her eyes, almost missing her brain.
Xia Chongming hurriedly took two steps back and looked at the two "door gods" in front of the door. The two of them were fierce and vicious, and their huge figures shrouded Xia Chongming, but for some reason Xia Chongming was a little timid in his heart.
"Two uncles, can you let me go over?" Xia Chongming asked tentatively.
"No!" The two door gods said in unison.
"Can the two uncles show the way for the little one? The little one just arrived, and I'm not very familiar with this. ”
The two door gods looked at each other and said impatiently, "Wait outside the hall!" ”
"Then why can't I go in now?" Xia Chongming walked under the steps again, thinking about getting through the gap under the knife and gun.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she passed, she was stopped by the two of them with weapons and pushed her far away.
"Just a little ghost!" The Red Door God said.
"Don't be rude!" The Green Door God should be in harmony.
"Hades has something important to do today!" This time, it was the Red Gate God who spoke.
"The most heinous criminals in the temple are being interrogated!" The Green Door God added.
"No orders from us!" The Red Gate God suddenly raised his voice.
"No entry!" The Green Door God continued the words of the Red Door God.
"If you don't listen to counsel again! Don't blame us for having no eyes! This time, the two of them roared together, the sound was deafening enough, Xia Chongming even felt that the air waves of the sound echoed around her, if she could still feel the pain, she would definitely cover her ears.
However, through the singing and harmony of the two, Xia Chongming actually felt that they were a little funny. Although the two door gods look tall and mighty, their every move is like a pair of cross talk actors, which is very funny.
Thinking about it like this also made Xia Chongming's heavy heart half relaxed, she laughed and said, "It turns out that there is also cross talk in the underworld, good work, good work!" I can be regarded as seeing it today, and I admire it below! ”
Since she wasn't allowed to enter, then she would wait, anyway, now that she is dead, it should be no problem to wait for 10,000 years.
Xia Chongming sat on the steps in front of the door, and before she could sit on the stone steps, a young man in the Yan Hall said, "The two door gods, why don't you let you go when you see the holy woman?" ”
This voice seems to be thousands of miles away, but it is close to the ear, although it is a juvenile voice, it is very old and steady. When Xia Chongming heard this, he quickly got up and looked around, but he couldn't find the person who spoke just now.
When the two door gods heard this, they suddenly realized like thunder, and they bent down and looked Xia Chongming up and down carefully. The two big faces were slammed in front of her all of a sudden, and they looked so fierce that Xia Chongming didn't know why, and retreated back again and again.
"Aha, well, don't look at me like that, I'm just an ordinary little ghost, I haven't done anything evil......"
Xia Chongming put his hands in front of his chest and said while waving his hands.
After the door gods looked at her carefully, they were shocked, they put down the weapons in their hands, knelt on the ground with a "poof", and said in unison: "The little ones have eyes but no beads, and they can't recognize you!" Please forgive me! Holy Maiden, please! ”
After speaking, the door creaked and both opened, Xia Chongming only felt very embarrassed. She didn't understand what kind of person they were talking about.
She is just an ordinary girl, and if she dies, she can only say that she is good-looking and kind-hearted, why is she crowned a "saint" when she dies? Presumably they must have been mistaken......
But now she's finally let her in, and since the door is open for her, let's go in!
Xia Chongming waved at the two door gods, said thank you, and slowly walked to the door. I have to say that the gate of this Yan Hall is really big, and I don't know what the people who built this hall thought in the first place.
This door is large, and the threshold is surprisingly high. Xia Chongming came to this door, and he was really speechless. This doorrail is nearly one meter high, and it is almost up to Xia Chongming's thigh heel, is this for normal people?
Helplessly, Xia Chongming had no choice but to prop up the door rail with his hand, stepped on one leg, and climbed over on the other. The whole action is smooth and very fast.
She also deliberately glanced back at the two door gods, for fear that others would see her funny embarrassment.
The two door gods had already returned to their posts at this time, standing at the door and looking ahead, not caring about Xia Chongming's every move. Xia Chongming breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and raised his head to observe the appearance inside the door.
She tumbled down from the doorway and slowly walked towards the main hall, the door behind her slowly squeaking shut. What catches your eye is the main hall of the Yan Palace, and there are small halls of all sizes scattered around it.
The whole architectural style is green brick and tilly, very simple. Xia Chongming thought about it, where does the underworld need carved beams and paintings and splendor.
However, even if it is blue bricks and green tiles, these large halls and small halls are still like Qionglou Yuyu and carved jade. In addition to the strange design of the gate, Xia Chongming really wanted to praise the designer who built this palace.
If you want to get to the main hall, you must first pass through the square in front of the hall, and this square is not simple. Xia Chongming looked at the red carpet under his feet, and then looked at the sides of the red carpet, he was really stunned.
On both sides of the red carpet stood all kinds of strange "ghost things", including bull-headed people and big axes; He has a horse-faced human body and holds a long whip in his hand; It has the face of a sphin, an eagle, and is covered with fish-like scales; What's more, there are arms and legs missing all over the body, which is scary to look at.
In addition, there are pillars of heaven in the square, which are carved with a relief of a large bird and tied to iron chains. Some of the pillars were covered with a raging flame, while others were crackling oil pots. The pillars were also mottled and bloodstained.
No one dares to walk in front of these strange things, under the gaze of such a mad person, not to mention that Xia Chongming is just an ordinary girl.
Xia Chongming's heart trembled, although she was dead and had no heartbeat, she still felt that her heart was trembling with fear. She hesitated, not daring to move forward.
At this moment, all of these ghosts and monsters on the red carpet suddenly knelt down and said together: "Welcome to the return of the Holy Maiden to the netherworld!" ”
Xia Chongming was even more puzzled at this time, who are they worshipping? It's her? No, no, no, how could this be her!
Xia Chongming laughed awkwardly twice in place, she didn't know what she should say, although she didn't think she was the "saint" in their mouths, but it seemed that she was the only one who came in, so she could only look stiffly left and right, and muttered in her mouth: "Haha, well, no courtesy, no courtesy." ”
Anyway, that's how it is played in TV series, Xia Chongming thought.
"Master, you're finally back!"
The young man's voice heard outside the door just now reached Xia Chongming's ears again, but this time it was not so old and steady, more like a coquettish child.
Xia Chongming raised his eyes and looked forward, only to see a young man about 16 years old running towards her along the red carpet.