The first programmer in the ghost world
"The little girl looks at you stupidly, I'm afraid that I was deceived by him, and the old man advises you to stay away from this is the right way."
Chen Jiezheng sighed that she was affected by the ghost of the white ghost, how did she know that the old man's gun turned and pointed at her.
"Old man, there is one thing in our world that is very suitable for you." Chen Jie did not respond to him directly, but instead mentioned an irrelevant word.
"Oh, let's hear it."
"Reading glasses."
Chen Jie wanted to allude to his old eyes and dizziness, but he never thought that the old man was well-informed, but when he heard it, he also knew that it was not a good word.
"You little girl, how can you be so ignorant. Old man, I want to teach you the rules of the underworld. Saying that, there was a gust of palm wind and went to Chen Jiexi.
Seeing this, only a few afterimages were seen, and the white imp blocked in front of Chen Jie, easily defusing the blow.
"Elder Cui, I would like to advise you, she is Meng Po's person." The white imp who was just a yin and yang monster just now and scolded Judge Cui was a little angry at the moment.
Hearing this, Judge Cui snorted coldly and walked away.
Chen Jie was puzzled: "Why do you say that I am Meng Po's person, and he left." ”
My aunt and grandmother, O Meng Po! In addition to boiling Meng Po soup, she is also the finance minister of the entire prefecture, and she can't get along with anyone, and she can't get along with money.
"Girl, it's your first time at the armory, and I'll show you the way." This ghost is also shrewd, although the two just now are not in his place, it is still possible to use his fingers to crush him. Now that Cui is gone, this little girl seems to be covered in golden light, but she can't be stammered.
"You don't need guards?" The white imp snorted coldly.
Boy, you don't have such courtesy to me. The little white ghost didn't squint, motioned for Chen Jie to follow, and entered the armory.
After entering the armory, Chen Jie understood, why did the ghost send the eldest brother say: Do you need him to lead the way? It turned out that it was empty, there was nothing, only a few night pearls emitting a faint green light.
"White imp, where's the weapon?"
"Don't worry. Xiao Li, come out quickly. ”
As soon as the voice fell, the armory suddenly brightened, a large screen appeared on the wall, and a young man appeared in front of the screen, but his body was bright and dark, like a pile of garbled codes.
"Huh...... It's a ...... Person...... Kind. ”
"White little ghost, why does he speak intermittently?"
"I'm sorry...... Closed Signal...... It's a bit bad. ”
"Are you a real person?"
"Beauty, I'm not a real person. I'm a ghost, and I'm the number one programmer in the ghost world! ”
Chen Jie whispered to the white ghost, "Do you still have programmers in the underworld?" ”
"It can save mana, why not?"
Hehe, it's me who is lagging behind.
"Since you're the first programmer, how do you guard here?"
"That's a long story." Listening to him, he didn't want to say.
"To put it simply, she just trespassed on the girl's boudoir and plotted against her, and the guards still took it lightly." The white imp answered for him concisely.
"Obviously she seduced me!" The programmer hurriedly argued.
"That night I relaxed as usual, she sent [CPdd] in the hall, I took her to fly with Shixian Li Bai, she said that I was so powerful, I admired it very much, it would be nice if we could meet now. Seeing that she was so sincere, I followed the network cable to find her, but as soon as she saw me, she fainted. ”
It turned out to be the fault of the glory of the king, Chen Jie thought to herself, fortunately I didn't look for the wild king in the hall. Sure enough, you never know if it's a person or a ghost on the other side of the screen.
"Beauty, am I that ugly? She was dizzy. ”
Big brother, it's not a question of how you look, you come out of the screen in the middle of the night, no matter how handsome you are, you have to be scared to death.
"Don't be so pessimistic, maybe she's stunned by your handsomeness?"
"Beauty, heroes see the same thing!"
Big brother, are you serious?
"Beauty, look at the fate of the two. What type of weapon do you want? I'll find the best one for you. ”
"What weapons do you have here?"
"That's a lot, swords, guns, halberds, bows and arrows, linu, spears and cannons."
Chen Jie very much wants to say, is there a gold brick? Bring me a basket.
"Give me a sword!" In terms of my many years of experience in online writing, the heroines who play swords are relatively handsome.
"Give her another gun." Coward, he has no objection to Chen Jie's weapon, but he thinks that his swordsmanship must be miserable, and he can defend himself by giving him a gun.
"Can a gun also kill souls?"
"Beauty, this is a modified gun, which will not hurt humans, but only souls."
I saw a flash of light on the screen, and rows of guns and swords appeared.
"Little beauty, take whatever you see pleasing to the eye."
"Just this gun, you have a dagger, you don't need a sword." The white imp picked up a browning-style pistol, but the body of the gun was silver, and the body of the gun was engraved with some complicated charms.
"This gun is good, but why don't you want the sword? Can a dagger be the same as a sword? "Although this gun is not as good as the gold brick, it is also silver.
"Beauty, you can only take one weapon with you this time, and I think a gun is more suitable for you. Here are two magazines with 100 more rounds. These bullets can hit humans. If you don't have to, don't use these bullets, just enter mana. "The first programmer of the underworld disappeared after saying this." Remember that loading is to hit humans, but don't accidentally injure innocents! ”
"Grab your weapon, let's go."
"White imp, there is not much difference between your underworld and the human world in this way."
"The books given to you by the five halls talk about the development of the underworld, read for yourself. I'll take you through the process of luring the soul into the underworld, and when you go out, you can just catch up with the working hours of the world. ”
The person has died before, and there is nothing to do with Chen Jie, and the patient's family will take care of the aftermath. But now that someone has died, her work has not stopped.
Life is not stopped, and work is used to interpret Chen Jie's current state.
"First of all, when someone dies, there is a guide in your life book, which you should be familiar with. Then you need to arrive at the scene, show your work card, and then confirm the identity of the deceased and record it. Guide the deceased to the prefectural office in the human world. Here's what you can do right now. "Said the white imp." What I'm taking you through now is the process after the prefectural office. ”
On this day, the public officials of Tiandifu were surprised to find that Bai Wuchang's side was not black impermanence, but followed by a girl. Difu News Daily even took a picture of the smiling faces of the two at the same time, and wrote an article called "Shock! Black impermanence was tragically abandoned, and white impermanence traveled to the underworld with new joy]
Of course, this is a later story, and Chen Jie doesn't know it at the moment. She was hungry and followed behind the little ghost, the process of this underworld is extremely complicated, and the relevant departments have a fight. What Bai Xiaogui said is also right, in this yang world, wave after wave of people are born, and wave after wave of people are old. So repeatedly, the underworld will not rest still. Except for the few of them who have been here for an unknown age, the ghosts below don't know how many rounds of reincarnation they have.
"White imp, why did you find me?"
Chen Jie didn't understand that she was just an ordinary human being, in the words of the white imp, she was not talented, and her whole body was full of mediocrity, what did you dive into me? Why do they say that I am Meng Po's person? Yes?