The Shen family was very lively tonight, and after the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, several relatives began to clamoring to play mahjong. Liang Minjun wanted to wash the dishes, and the kitchen had to clean up the mess, so he could only Shen Menghui personally accompany the guests.

The TV was on, Shen Chuyan was holding his mobile phone and nesting in the sofa, and there were several plates of snacks and fruits on the coffee table in front of him.

In the end, the sound of mahjong was covered by the sound of the TV, not only the people who played the cards were excited, but the people who were watching the cards behind were also excited, basically every few seconds to shout and scream.

Shen Chuyan picked two sugar oranges from the plate, got up and walked around to Shen Menghui, peeling oranges in his hands and looking at the mahjong table. I heard someone next to me asking: "Chu Yan can also play cards?" ”

"Understand."

"Meng Hui, your son is very powerful, and he can play cards."

Is that amazing? Shen Chuyan ate an orange in one bite, and smiled at the person who spoke: "I learned it all from my father." ”

“……”

Shen Menghui almost threw out the nine strips that he had just touched in his hand, and Yu Guang seemed to glare at Shen Chuyan.

Don't you know if you don't know if you look at the cards?

Shen Chuyan didn't plan to leave, nor did he pay attention to Shen Menghui, and looked at the desktop intently.

Then I don't know who shouted first: "Chu Yan, do you want to come up and play two laps?" If you lose, it's mine. ”

"And what if I win?" He immediately asked.

The elders were laughing, thinking that he was not small. The middle-aged woman sitting opposite Shen Menghui smiled and gave way, and Shen Chuyan sat down.

So the people who watched the cards came around, and Shen Chuyan smiled: "You have made me so stressed, what should I do if I make a mistake?" ”

"The people on the table are all veterans, you are a child, where can you play with them. If you lose, you lose, family reunion. ”

"Okay, I'm relieved to have your words."

After three rounds, Shen Chuyan touched himself, and after receiving the money, he took the initiative to get off the field.

Several uncles and aunts who looked at the cards were boasting: "I can see that there is a bit of skill, haha, and the first word can win money from your father, you have the ability." ”

Shen Menghui took a sip of the teacup with a smile on his face. Shen Chuyan said modestly: "Probably because I am good at math, I am born to remember numbers." ”

"Yes, yes, I really inherited your dad's excellent genes."

Shen Chuyan: ...... Come on, I'm not a scum at all!

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The overall quality of this year's cross talk sketch shows is good, and when they see funny jokes, everyone habitually posts them in WeChat groups. On Chinese New Year's Eve, there will never be a cold scene in the group, and the messages are one after another, all in seconds.

They are all Internet addicted teenagers, and naturally their hand speed is not ordinary.

Seeing that it was already half past eleven, a few children in the family were still chasing after me, and laughter was sprinkled in the living room. Shen Chuyan grabbed one in one hand, and the two children immediately let out a strange scream, Shen Chuyan let go of his hand, and then made a gesture to shoot a gun: "biubiu-"

The two children immediately fell to the ground in cooperation, clutched their chests and said, "Ah...... I'm dead. ”

Shen Chuyan let out a few laughs, one by one is too good at acting, right?

"Brother-" Shen Lu rushed over like a gust of wind, playing too crazy, the rubber bands on the pigtails didn't know where to fall, and he threw himself into Shen Chuyan's arms with his head, holding his arm, and shouting while jumping, "I want to play too, I want to play too, you hurry up and hit me with a gun, hurry up." ”

Shen Chuyan: "......"

After grinding a few words by her, he could only helplessly aim his index finger at her, and after a "biu" sound, Shen Lu covered his mouth with his hand and coughed, then removed his palm, and was suddenly shocked: "Ah, it's blood?!" You're so ruthless......" Before she could finish speaking, her eyes widened, and her small body fell to the floor.

This time, Shen Chuyan was dumbfounded: ...... It turns out that this one is even better at acting, the actress!