Chapter 288: Back to My House
Zhang Chenyi shouted at her, quickly ran to the window, looked out, and found no police car, nor did he see any other vehicles.
This made him deeply suspicious of whether the people outside were police officers or not.
"People inside, open the door!" There was another knock on the door, and the people outside shouted impatiently again.
"Oops! Comrade policeman, wait, wait a minute, I'm taking a shower, I can't open the door for you! Zhang Chenyi changed to a local accent and pretended to be panicked and shouted.
As soon as Gong Xiangqin heard him say this, she knew that he was suspicious of people outside, so she quickly got up from the bed, took her bag, took out the lipstick from it, began to dot red spots on her face and arms, and whispered to Zhang Chenyi:
"As soon as I cover my head, you will say that I have a rash and it will be contagious......"
Zhang Chenyi gave her a thumbs up, watching her paint her face full of red spots, and a smile was dyed between her eyebrows.
Immediately after, he also took off his coat, put on a vest, and hurriedly rushed to the bathroom, wet his hair and clothes, and pretended to have just taken a shower.
"Give you a minute, hurry up and get out!" The people outside shouted impatiently again.
"Okay, okay, it's coming soon, it's coming!" Zhang Chenyi responded while taking another look at Gong Xiangqin's bag, and hurriedly put away the pendant made of bullets, and was about to throw it out the window.
This is a bullet, even if it is scrapped, ordinary people can't touch it, as long as there is this, people outside, whether they are police or not, will interrogate a few words.
"Hey!" Seeing that he dared to throw it out, Gong Xiangqin immediately stopped him, glared at him and whispered, "Bring it, give it to me." ”
Zhang Chenyi glanced at her, so he could only quickly stuff it into her hand, stuffed the pistol into her, and whispered to her: "Hide it." Lie down, cover your head, quick. ”
Gong Xiangqin nodded, took the pendant and the gun, the pendant was stuffed directly under his chest, fixed with a bra, and it was also released.
Who made her reluctant to throw.
And the gun is a bit big, she thought about it, she could only put it in her armpit, anyway, she pretended to be half dead for a while, and tried her best not to get up.
Zhang Chenyi ran to open the door wet, and when he opened the door, he directly came with a crooked face, and his face was distorted, even if he knew him originally, just like him, as long as he was not a familiar person, he would not be able to recognize him for a while.
The people outside were really wearing police uniforms, but after Zhang Chenyi met his eyes, he knew that he couldn't be a policeman.
Ordinary town policemen don't have such ruthless eyes.
Zhang Chenyi immediately filled the smile with caution and some fear, and said in a dirty and scummy native accent: "Same, comrade, hello, you see that I and my daughter-in-law, we came to see the doctor, there are no bad people, no bad people......"
"Get out of the way, I'll go in and have a look." The man glanced at Zhang Chenyi, looked at him carefully for a second or two, then looked away, and did not suspect him.
"Same, comrade, this is my daughter-in-law, she has a rash, spread, infectious, don't get close, don't get close......" Zhang Chenyi hurriedly followed him, walked to the bed, opened his arms, shook his head and said to him.
When the man saw him like this, he also hesitated a little when he stepped forward, he frowned, and said to Zhang Chenyi: "You lift the quilt, I'll take a look." ”
"Oh, you can't lift it all, my daughter-in-law is bare-chested, what if you look at it?!" Zhang Chenyi's eyes widened suddenly, and he shouted with his arms waving.
"I didn't let you lift it all! I'll look at the face! The man's face froze at him by his 'bare-chested' sentence, and he said impatiently.
Zhang Chenyi picked up the towel on the side, wrapped his hands, and then carefully lifted the corner of the quilt, and said in a laar:
"Comrade, let me tell you, this rash can't be touched, it's contagious. Look at her face, the rash on her arm is terrible, it's so itchy that you can't stand it......"
When the man saw that Gong Xiangqin's face and arms were full of red dots, he couldn't help but nodded, so he turned around and stopped looking, and went to look at the bathroom instead.
Zhang Chenyi hurriedly covered Gong Xiangqin, chased after the man's buttocks, and approached him with an accent: "Comrade, what bad guys are you going to catch." Tell me, maybe I know about it, and I've seen it......"
"Just you?" The man turned his head to look at him, saw his crooked mouth and squinted eyes, and sneered sarcastically, "Then tell me, have you ever seen a man and a woman?" It's all pretty good-looking, have you ever seen it? ”
"And the women? Let me tell you, my daughter-in-law is handsome, and she is handsome when she has a rash! I don't look at other girls......" Zhang Chenyi shook his head into a rattle.
"Alright, alright." The man interrupted him impatiently, turned away, and felt that talking to him about these things was simply an insult to his own intelligence.
"Comrade, you go slowly." Zhang Chenyi hurriedly sent him to the door again, watched him leave, and when he turned around halfway, he waved at him with his hand, and shouted with a smile: "You go." ”
When the people were completely gone, he smiled and closed the door, and his face returned to normal, and he couldn't help but rub his face uncomfortably, feeling like he was going to cramp.
"Really gone?" Gong Xiangqin also lifted the quilt, gasped for a few breaths, looked at him in shock, and said a little funny: "Mom, I almost couldn't hold back being amused by you." You can really pull it, you don't act, you wronged your talent. ”
"Hurry up, this place can't stay, we're leaving." Zhang Chenyi was not in the mood to joke at all, he handed her the clothes, and wiped the water on his body with a towel.
"Why are you in a hurry to leave, didn't you already fool yourself just now?" Gong Xiangqin asked as she got up from the bed.
"If they can come once, they can come a second time. Also, when we moved in, you didn't have a rash. If the person is more careful and asks the hostess about the guests, we will be exposed. Zhang Chenyi said quickly.
Gong Xiangqin nodded again and again, wiped the red marks on her face, put on her clothes, and asked, "Then where are we going?" ”
"Let's get out of here first, I haven't figured out where to go." Zhang Chenyi said absentmindedly while packing up his things.
He has been analyzing which place might be safer in his mind now, and before the two of them went out, Zhang Chenyi finally said, "Go back to my house." ”
"What?!" Gong Xiangqin looked up at him in shock, and asked incredulously, "Back to your house?" What are you kidding?! ”