517 Oscar-winning Actor's taunt skills (2nd update)

The solemn attitude of the Great Emperor Xiu successfully suppressed the audience, and the audience gradually quieted down, and finally had the appearance of a solemn award ceremony.

The moment he opened the envelope and saw the winner, his gaze glanced from behind his sunglasses to the audience, and he made a rare joke: "The first letter I saw was L——"

l!

Of all the candidates, only King Leo Hard's initials are L!

Cheers arose, the guests in the audience stood up one after another, and in a blink of an eye, almost all the guests in the audience spontaneously stood up, they applauded warmly, and joy burst out from everyone's face - this crown of the uncrowned king, everyone has been waiting for too long!

Puff puff, puff, like a punctured balloon, the other five spotlights quickly dimmed, only the beam shining on the uncrowned king, there is no doubt that at this moment, Leohhard Hamilton is the real king!

In the limelight, Leohard slowly got up and walked towards the stage step by step, Director Lynch, who was sitting not far from him, subconsciously covered his chest, he only felt that every step Leohard took seemed to be stepping on his heart, poof, poof-

That kind of horror - this demon won't make any more moths!

Finally, Leohard stepped onto the stage and walked next to Angela and the Great Hero, the black hostess.

Angela did not change her humorous nature, looked up and down at Leohard in a white doctor's robe, and had to admit that Leohard was tall and straight, and this doctor's white robe was worn on him, which made his sharp handsomeness a little more restrained.

It's like a sexy guy who starts out wearing only a pair of swim trunks, and you watch him get a nosebleed, and then he wears a shirt over it, revealing only two long straight legs and a strong chest, and you finally can't help but pounce.

The former is certainly appreciated, but the latter is more hands-on.

Angela raised her eyebrows, deliberately stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, quipping, "Hey, dear Ray, are you going to stage a doctor temptation?"

Director Lynch's face changed abruptly, and the green tendons of his right hand that grabbed the armrest of the seat suddenly burst out, hell! Can't you just give that little golden man to that bastard, and then tell him to get out of here!

Director Lynch's face quickly darkened, and his keen instincts were telling him that something bad was about to happen.

Leohard's eyes flashed behind the lenses, and he replied lightly: "No, I'm just a doctor." ”

The poor black hostess, who had not yet noticed the approaching danger, thought that Leohard was joking, and then Leohard joked: "Ha, handsome doctor sir, can you show me if I am ill?"

Director Lynch covered his eyes with one hand and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and the crew members around him sighed and looked away one after another.

Leo Hard raised his head and looked fixedly at the black hostess in front of him, who met his gaze with a smile on his face, but gradually retreated under his emotionless gaze, and finally, she looked away with difficulty, shrugged her shoulders exaggeratedly, and her suddenly raised voice was more like emboldening herself: "Ha, it seems that Dr. Leo's line of sight scanned and did not detect any problems!" I'm the healthiest indeed—"

"You have a strawberry around your neck." Leohard's deep voice suddenly rang out, interrupting her self-talk.

The black hostess was obviously startled, she subconsciously covered her neck, there should be a kiss mark there, but it was covered by the bow tie around her neck, probably too close, and her movements were too big, so that Leo Hard would find the clue.

The black hostess's somewhat embarrassed appearance successfully pleased the audience, and the audience let out bursts of good-natured laughter, but no one noticed that Rihanna's husband, Mr. Brady, who was sitting in the corner of the audience, did not laugh, and even when Rihanna covered his neck, his body began to exude a cold atmosphere.

Leohard's gaze was still firmly on the black hostess, even if she took one step back, he was like an elegant cheetah, and when it stared at its prey, all that was left was the artery in the neck where the prey flowed with fresh blood.

Must be fatal with one blow.

"Five feet eight inches." Leohard spoke again, spitting out a number clearly.

"What?" Angela no longer retreated, but looked at him with a confused expression.

Leohard's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said lightly: "The height of the person who planted the strawberry around your neck—"

Ignoring the black hostess who suddenly changed color, he paused and added lightly: "If you bow your head at this height, it is most comfortable to plant strawberries around your neck." ”

The black hostess Angela instantly changed color, and the audience also thought of a rumor about the famous black female comedian, it is said that the reason why she was able to act as the mascot of Pierre's talk show in the first place was the result of the ambiguous relationship between the two.

Compared with her husband Brady's height of up to 6 feet 5 inches, Pierre, who is only 5 feet 8 inches tall, is obviously more in line with the identity of the person who planted strawberries in Leo Hard's words.

The camera flashed, and Brady, who had been sitting in a corner of the audience, left his seat angrily, and the camera camera only had time to capture his back, which was infinitely elongated by the darkness.

The cameraman in charge of the camera clearly knows how to catch the news, and this time, Pierre's face appears in the shot.

On the stage, Angela, the black hostess, had already retired from the stage in shame, Leohard's eyelids raised, and fell on the Great Emperor Xiu beside him, and opened his mouth with a smile: "After so many years, you are still alone-"

The Great Emperor Xiu didn't speak, but the gaze cast from behind the sunglasses was full of questions.

Leohard raised his eyebrows: "Are you still taking care of your brothers and sisters as your own children?!" With your character as a holy father, if there really is a stupid girl willing to marry you, she will not wear the ring sooner—"

Director Lynch couldn't help but groan when he saw the black hostess Angela leaving, hell, the first time I saw the Oscars, the winner could scare the host away!

He buried his head in his knees, and after a while, he couldn't put his mind at ease, and asked angrily, "Hasn't he come down yet?" ”

The photographer beside him, Richard's voice trembled, "He, he's provoking the Great Emperor Xiu-"

Although he couldn't hear what Leohard said, looking at the way his lips moved slightly, the veteran victim Richard knew that this guy must be fanning the flames again!

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