4. A fat charm fairy

The magic envoy roughly pulled off the porcelain stopper, lured Gong Buyi out of a sky-blue glass plum bottle the size of a snuffbox, and threw it fiercely towards the ground, and Gong Buyi rolled three or four times before he stabilized. He didn't know what was going on, and his eyes only opened when he came out, but he came to a strange space, and to his surprise, this place was very beautiful. A quiet and simple straight bluestone road, on both sides of which are full of dense red death flowers, full and plump, beautiful and moving, and the strange-shaped lighthouse in the sea of flowers is lit with an inextinguishable red fire, which makes the hearts of mortals a little less cold and afraid. Looking ahead, you can see two huge red characters standing in the air, so magnificent, really heroic.

This road is crowded with dead mortals, one by one with their heads down, their arms down, their eyes closed, and a long red silk thread wrapped around their fingers, connecting the dead one by one, and the first one to pull the line is the demon soldier, he is the guide to the door of death and life, so that the dead will not go the wrong way, nor will they emerge from the ranks, the straight red silk thread will neatly pull the dead into a long line without the end of the end, it is really an evil door, and the pervert in the void is a virtuous, compulsive perverted demon.

There were a few bold and reckless people, after raising their heads, the two big eyes looked east and west, looking very awesome, but before they waited for a moment, the shadow hand that stretched out out out of nowhere was a non-stop slap sound, there were obedient people, there were disobedient people, and there were disobedient people, and they were paralyzed on the ground motionless after a few feet. After a while, I saw a few black cloth bands floating towards those who did not follow, their eyes were blindfolded, and it was useless to let them tear and pull, so they could only be appointed obediently.

Gong Buyi, who was tired and paralyzed to the ground, leaned against the stone railing, loosened his limbs, looked at the rows of dead people, and scolded: "Damn? In other people's territory, I am so arrogant and don't listen to commands, I really don't want to live anymore." ”

I said this to others, but I also said it to myself, so it was not easy for the palace to be held in the arms by the demon envoy.

"What are you doing?"

"Hurry up. ”

"What's the hurry, let people rest and rest. ”

Ignoring the existence of this king, he still urged this king vigorously: "Get up, get up." ”

First, he kicked his waist lightly, and the king froze.

Another hard kick in the thighs and waist, and the foul mouth was unforgiving: "You dead man, get up quickly, don't know what to do, and let the fairy wait for a long time." ”

"Is your fairy in a hurry to give birth to a baby, or is she in a hurry to drink soup and be reincarnated?"

kicked over again and scolded: "Presumptuous, you dare to be disrespectful to the fairy." ”

Gong Buyi pointed to the tail of the team and said, "I can't see the tail of the team, and when I get in front of this king, it is estimated that it will take an hour or two, so why am you in such a hurry?"

"This king is a mortal body, and if he consumes too much, he will be tired, how can he be like you? ”

"You?"

"What am I?" glanced at it, and simply lay up straight.

The affairs of the magic envoy are complicated, and it cannot be consumed by a mortal here, and the most important thing is not to miss the roll call of the fairy.

The sound of walking around disturbed Gong Buyi, and he noticed the anxiety of the demon envoy from the gap in his eyes, and asked casually: "What kind of road is this, why is it so long?"

"Don't you have long eyes, can't you see the road signs?"

"Where?"

It was not easy for the palace to look around left and right, and he turned back more than a dozen steps before he saw three big red characters written on the stake. What do you mean? Could it be that we are really blind?

"Is there a coquette? This king can't walk such a long way. ”

Didn't walk at all, and talked nonsense again. He also muttered to himself, 'This king?', the black devil couldn't suppress the secret smile in his heart, and finally showed a smile of contempt and contempt, looking at the hairy in people's hearts.

"Being able to accompany you for such a long distance is already the greatest patience of this king. ”

looked at Gong Buyi dryly, with a melancholy face.

"What did this king do, how did this king ever use his legs when he went out?"

The black devil retracted his smiling face and said solemnly: "In the hands of this demon, there has never been a dead person like you?" and then he thought about it, and said: "Since there is Lethe, there are always people who don't understand the rules, what happened later? ”

Ahh

"This fairy is a grumpy?"

"Bad temper, still a murderer. ”

"No wonder a fairy is in the Demon Domain, which has something to do with her character. ”

"Don't be open-mouthed anymore, if the fairy investigates, he will definitely be able to hear it. ”

Gong Buyi covered his mouth and said, "Won't you be killed?"

"Are you afraid?"

Gong Buying was still puzzled, but he had to say it well: "You are really a fool, this king knows that he is dead, dead mortals, what else is there to be afraid of, if you have the ability, you will carry this king in on your back." ”

"There's nothing else that can't get out of Lethe, this king doesn't want to go out at all. ”

"I beg you not to let this king be reborn, and don't let this king leave Lechuan, no, this king is willing to stay in this dead realm. ”

It's really a set of thoughts, how can you have the capital to speak here.

The Dark Devil had never seen such unreasonable and uninteresting, but there was still a difference between this mortal. Not to mention the identity, but also not to disobey the order of the demon envoy, or respectful: "How many emperors and generals in the mortal realm, businessmen, people with heads and faces have to go from this end to that after death, there has never been a dead person sitting in the past? ”

As soon as he heard that it was the pervert, Gong Buyi stopped eating and said, "Forget it, I don't embarrass you, you still turn this king into a ball of qi and incorporate it into you?"

Pointing to the small blue bottle pinned to his waist, he said, "How about putting this king in this?"

"This?"

"There's no rule in your magic decree that you can't do it, right?"

This demon thought about it, and it seemed that there was no such thing as a clear text, and that this person could not be lazy. In order to be foolproof, he immediately took out the order of the demon envoy from his sleeve, checked it, closed his eyes and read it silently, and said, "The lower official has not violated the order." So he put Gong Buyi into the bottle and flashed to the door of Lethe, but was intercepted by the demon soldiers in the first formation, saying, "Line up." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's a strange spirit in it, and Lord Harsh asked me to deliver it to the fairy personally. ”

Take out the harsh order casually and let the demon soldiers see it.

"If there is this matter, let Lord Harshness issue two copies, one for the little demon, so that you will not be stopped. ”

"When I go back, I will tell the demon envoy about the advice. ”

"Let's go inside. ”

"Thank you. ”

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Fiddling with the demon envoy has a price, this has just entered Lethe, and the palace is not easy to be thrown to the ground by this vengeful demon envoy, the bones that knocked on the ground are about to be broken, or rolled several times to settle down, I know that I deserve it, but I still don't spare people: "Be careful, the communiqué is a personal vendetta, this king remembers you." ”

"It's an order. ”

". ”

When the palace is not easy to get up slowly, once again was fascinated, here as if a spell was cast, the whole space is shrouded in white transparent clouds, the light and gauzy mist is particularly refreshing and deep on the face, the ground here and the green road are generally blue-green, at a glance, the whole space is only such a quiet blue-green path, there is an arch bridge in the middle of the road with an unclear number of steps, the crystal clear pool water flows from under the bridge, there is a dark green rock hanging in the air at the other end of the bridge, three big characters of Sansheng stone are written, and it is embraced by a tall and straight red maple, and the beauty is like an ancient painting under the painter's penLooking up is a two-storey palace made of blue-green rocks, and ten meters in front of him is a three-layer dark green stone platform, above which is a hexagonal stone pavilion, the eaves are written with the three words of Yu Mutai, the overall style is simple and simple, elegant and elegant.

"Dare to ask if this is really Lethe?"

The magic envoy held his chin high, and he didn't even bother to look at the palace.

The posture of the magic envoy made Gong Buyi feel like a scoundrel.

Whatever, it's not easy for the palace to feel that Lechuan is too beautiful. Damn, it's a happy thing to stay here for the rest of your life.

Perverts, they are all perverts, they can't see other people's good, no, this demon destroyer took advantage of his own amusement, and flew outside the palace with a bang, but he frightened himself.

The lintel plaque carries the three words of the Broken Dust Palace.

Breaking the dust? Cutting off all the earthly past in the mortal realm, washing all the personnel in the previous life, is it possible to break it? A fairy, the dormitory uses the dust, it is really a joke for the dead.

"Fairy, Lord Harsh instructed, this person must be received by the fairy himself. ”

Fairy? It's a fairy again, I don't want to be a man, it's okay to have a woman.

"Why don't you go the right way?"

"This person is special, and Lord Harsh can't be sure, so he brought mortals to the demons. ”

"Isn't it just a mortal? What's so special? Why can't you be sure?"

"I don't understand this. ”

"If you can't say it clearly, Ben Xian can only refund the order. Wait until you've figured it out with your elm head?"

"But?"

"But what?"

But the adults said that he was indeed mortal. ”

"Mortal?"

After a mortal sentence, the air froze for a long time, and the embarrassed demon envoy didn't even dare to fart.

The fairy can afford it, but what about the demon envoy?

The fairy here, the demon official there, were in a dilemma, and the demon envoy had to lick his face and say: "The little one's cultivation is shallow, and he is a Shangguan before and after, really?"

Express grievances.

After a pause, the green stone door of the palace suddenly disappeared instead of opening to the left and right or to the sides. Out of it came out a fairy with a plump posture, enchanting and round, skin like clotted fat, and lips like cherries, walking out like a lotus, with a crimson gown, a black belt, and a twisted bun, which really amazed the king's eyes. Of course, it is not only the beauty that blinds the king, but also the fat body that is bulging with flesh, to be honest, in the impression of this king, it seems that he has never seen such an obese woman, this is the first one, or a fairy, do you say it's funny?

The fairy stared at the envoy so hard that his heart was furious, and the envoy's eyes drooped and could no longer be raised.

The angry fairy said: "Tell your lord, next time, this immortal will tear him down." ”

After speaking, he shook his wide sleeves and scolded again: "Get out, how far and how far you go." As soon as the word roll came out, the magic envoy left, and the meaning behind it probably didn't be heard, but I also knew that it wasn't good.