The author has a period of time very fond of getting up in the morning to comb my oily hair, and then spray perfume in front of the mirror to scratch my head and pose for more than half an hour, choosing the configuration to wear, as well as accessories, or simply to make up makeup, this is definitely not that I want to go out on a blind date or ask for any girl, but I want to meet my spiritual mentor after my outlook on life and values are all formed after I am in my thirties, Ma Sanye.

That's right, it's the first batch of old school souls in C City that I once said, and it's not that you can't see the third master if you don't do it well, but when you really see Ma Sanye, he crosses Erlang's legs, pinching the orchid finger and holding the pipe and looking at you with a smile and a shake, with a strong smoke spraying, he will always shout out to people "Look at your ......", you always feel that you must have insulted the third master to some extent, insulted the dignity of the most fierce and fearless warrior in the post-red robe era, so Mr. Liu, who was a chicken thief, was always dressed up almost, and he would only go to see him after his fucking eyes lit up, trying to learn some valuable lessons in life......

These life lessons are as follows......

"Knife this kind of thing, no matter how fortunate it is, if you want to kill him, you can steady your hand and don't panic and give me a fucking stab on the artery, heart, and lung tube, if you want to scare and scare, remember, pinch the tip of the knife for me and slowly put naan on the stomach, his various organs and fields will avoid the knife because of external force before your knife enters the body, it won't hurt his life and fucking make him afraid......"

Ma Sanye's coffee shop is named after the passing time, when he first opened I was still an infant cub, so I was fortunate to be there when he first renovated and reopened, Ma Sanye didn't know me at all, and it was also when I saw the photo of Lao Liu on my mobile phone screen by chance that he gave me a brain slap in tears, and pulled me like a to keep patting, stroking, and saying something I didn't understand at all, and finally I knew, It turned out that Ma Sanye and Lao Liu were still old acquaintances!

Ma Sanye is a more interesting person in the old cannon I know, and I want to digress here, because the word old cannon is said in Mr. Ma Modu's explanation that his correct reading is Lao Pao, and long-term immersion in it is not high, and a type of person who can't go down is called Lao Pao, but in today's cultural openness, I dare not agree with the group of people I know as Lao Pao, because in my impression they are a group of interesting old cannons, retaining the fear of middle-aged people about the passage of time, Those who are strong and capable of openly provoking everything around them, trying in vain to cover up or show everyone that they are not old at all, are really cowardly!

Let's continue to talk about Ma Sanye, I haven't been here for a long time, and after I came, Ma Sanye was bringing the latest Apple AI

pods, shaking his head and listening to the song, waited until he saw me coming, then took off his headphones and said with a smile, "You said this is a ......"

After the classic opening remarks, I was curious to do it to Ma Sanye's side, trying to see what he was doing, Ma Sanye pointed to an article on the mobile phone about the culture of shouting microphone and said, "Isn't this fucking talking about these little people who are panicking now?" ”

"What do you say about the third master?" I asked curiously.

"I really like this thing, you see how unbearable this shouting Mai Ha is, in fact, I feel that existence is reasonable, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this sentence, some people have to raise the bar and say that fucking pornography, gambling and drugs exist, but he is unreasonable, unreasonable is his negative factor is unreasonable, but no one should forget that Huang is distorted by his fucking descendants, without Huang, how did some of the so-called Renaissance products in China appear? Those little tunes, those literati calligraphy and paintings, even the ruling class back then had a night party with famous prostitutes, you tell me that it is unreasonable? Gambling, that's human nature, of course, having money will expose the root of inferiority, you want to gamble if you don't have money, do people let you play? You're not going to tell me that human nature is unreasonable, are you? Do you have to win souls in the first place? As for talking about drugs, it was used to treat diseases in the first place, and when it is distorted by later generations, it becomes a bad thing, and if it is unreasonable, it will be cracked down, why do you let the anti-narcotics police go? Drug detection dogs have become pet dogs, and they want ham sausages to eat when they see the sky? Fucking heresy! After Ma Sanye finished speaking, he threw his mobile phone directly on the coffee table, made a crisp sound of "pop", and then left.

I was left in a daze for some unknown reason......

A few minutes later, Ma Sanye came back with a cup of fragrant Kabujiruo and placed it directly in front of me, and then the music in his café directly turned into a song "Thunder!" ”

Ma Sanye smiled and shouted to the guests who were quietly drinking coffee: "After the thunder is over, it will be the Wrangler, I will let you go one by one, if you are not happy, you can stay where you like, stay where you go!" ”

I thought that Ma Sanye was going to commit public anger again, but it turned out that no one paid attention to Ma Sanye's indirect neuropathy at all!

Ma Sanye smiled and put on his unilateral glasses, continued to pick up his mobile phone and said, "Actually, let me summarize it for you, you see that the thing he shouts about wheat here is street culture, and doesn't it represent the lowest level of people's life?" ”

As soon as I heard Ma Sanye's words, I suddenly came to my senses, and then looked at Ma Sanye and asked, "What do you say?" ”

"Look at it, what are the rivers and lakes in this shouting microphone? These little cubs are actually described as their rivers and lakes, which can be collectively referred to as a leisure and entertainment street (including KTV, nightclubs, bathing centers, and foot massage rooms!). ）”

I looked at Ma Sanye dumbfounded, feeling as if my three views had suddenly been subverted.

Ma Sanye said with a smile, "The word Jianghu covers a lot of money, Guo Degang is an artist in the rivers and lakes, and his rivers and lakes are on and off the stage, and they are the history of Chinese cross talk!" Didn't your father and our rivers and lakes start from this leisure and entertainment street? So don't always think that the old man who fights and kills, the old man who is sophisticated is talking about the rivers and lakes, and the rivers and lakes are also the most down-to-earth! ”

I suddenly felt refreshed, so I nodded, and then continued to look at the third master with the mobile phone in his hand and said, "Beauty, Hongyan, are you talking about a bunch of little stinky circles and young ladies or something?" What they mean is that they can be the top brand! ”

I began to feel that what the third master said was all right, and then in order to save time, I directly wrote the following words translated by Ma Sanye!

Warrior: Security, bastard, little panic!

Rong Ma has been a security guard all his life, he has always been a little bastard, seventy or eighty years old, and he is still dyed with a purple grape with a bad color, and he prides himself on Chen Haonan in the Northeast!

Rong Ma half a life: I used to be a security guard, I was a bastard before, my hair was all cut before, crying and saying, "I don't actually want to leave, I actually want to stay, stay with you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter!" ”

General: Security Captain, Big Brother, Old Rascal!

Emperor: The little boss of the entertainment venue!

Jiangshan: Work unit!

Cangtian: Police Station !!

Dou Cangtian: As the name suggests, let's look at the last one!

Yanyu Building: Bathing Hall!

Pastoral: Rural hometown, suburbs, rural hukou that cannot be received for subsistence allowance!

Retreat: Go back to your hometown to farm!

Steel knives, meniscus blades, purple gold hammers: collectively refers to all illegal controlled knives!

Battle-tested: watch the scene!

Young and frivolous: squatting in the juvenile detention center!

Make a name for yourself: Hurt someone!

Leave a name through the ages: squat through the fence prison!

Love Silk: Prostitute C!

Cut off the love thread: Quit prostitution!

Infatuation: Spend money on the young lady!

Chong Guan was angry: I fell in love with Miss!

Betraying the world: Married Miss!

The former king: those who have been released from prison, or those who have served a prison sentence!

After listening to Ma Sanye's translations, I obviously couldn't help but want to shout at Ma Sanye, "Awesome!" ”

Is there a wood that is transparent? Is there a sense of substitution? Revealing a profound and very philosophical metaphysical Zen truth?

After Ma Sanye finished talking to me about the translation of the shouting wheat culture, I quietly waited for Ma Sanye's words, and Ma Sanye smiled and told me a story that shocked me, this story may have Ma Sanye's imagination, or it may be apocryphal, but even this makes me feel wonderful enough!

It's like what Ma Sanye is saying now, such as the once popular "I'm Drunk Alone", which is like a person who has been released from prison drinking at a barbecue stall.

As a result, the lady sitting at the next table was the lady I used to P, and I drank too much and I thought she was two people, but in fact she was one person.

We looked at each other and then remembered that I had wanted to take her back to my hometown to get married (insert a painful and beautiful memory at this point)

In order to marry her, I worked as a security guard for many years, but now that I am old, I can't do security anymore, I can only work as a security guard, I have no money, I hate it!

What's interesting is that after listening to Ma Sanye's translation, I thought of the story he told me later, which made me feel that they had a little more reality.

I saw the back of a middle-aged social person, and his powerlessness and sadness in the corner pretending to swallow mountains and rivers, just like the dance before the movie "Joker" was blackened.