Chapter 145: The Most Humiliating Moment of My Life

Adamuji's two machetes frowned together, his expression was serious, his eyes showed a bit of murderous intent in his eyes, and the hand holding the chopsticks tightened, and the wooden bamboo chopsticks were almost folded in his hand like this.

"Sit down and eat with me."

He didn't want to show his weakness in such a trivial matter, and the dignified Hun Captain was actually bluffed by a plate of dishes, and this spread that those people must not laugh to death.

He couldn't dispel the doubts in his heart, he had mixed into the Central Plains many times before, and there had never been a time when the dish was like this, although the taste was extremely fishy and spicy at first, but when he tasted it carefully, it was a different flavor.

I wasn't sure if there was a problem with this dish, so I had to let the thin monkey in front of him uncover the mystery for him.

When Zuo Xiangling heard this, she couldn't help but be stunned, the tyrant in front of her actually asked her to eat together, I'm afraid there is something greasy about it, glanced at the dishes on the table, Zuo Xiangling thought about it, and first pretended to be scared.

"My lord, the villain is just a cook, your status is noble, and it is really unruly to eat at the same table with you."

With her hands folded in front of her, Zuo Xiangling lowered her eyebrows, and she felt too respectful to look good.

Adamuji frowned, and as soon as he buckled his chopsticks on the table, Zuo Xiangling felt a chill on the back of his neck, this person is really aura.

That's it, let's eat together, and it just so happens that she is hungry too.

Bowed and retreated to find Xiao Er and asked for a pair of dishes and chopsticks, Zuo Xiangling sat down opposite Adamuji with the bowl respectfully, and bowed slightly to the opposite side, and Zuo Xiangling moved the chopsticks.

A piece of chicken wings in the mouth, Zuo Xiangling felt that her tongue was bouncing in her mouth, the smooth and tender taste was irresistible under the blessing of perverted spiciness, and it was a match made in heaven to bite the rice after eating the chicken wings.

Seeing that Zuo Xiangling was enjoying eating so much, Adamuji didn't rush to move his chopsticks, and watched Zuo Xiangling eat every dish, without any inappropriateness, before he began to taste it carefully.

The fishy spicy at first faded, and he gradually got used to this shivering taste, and the rest of the food was simply a pleasure, and after sweating, he was refreshed, which was even more comfortable than he finished dancing.

Unconsciously, the dishes on the table were decreasing at a visible rate to the naked eye, and Zuo Xiangling was seeing it in her eyes and smiling in her heart.

If she doesn't get hit this time, she will have to make a heavy hand!

After eating a meal, Adamuji only felt more comfortable than he had ever felt before, and he didn't feel that his lips were already high and swollen, like two big sausages.

In order to have a chance to start in the future, Zuo Xiangling had to hold back so that she didn't laugh, and gritted her teeth so much that she was about to break them.

Adamuji ate so much rice for the first time, and he still felt a little unsatisfied, looking at the thin monkey opposite, he felt that it was a right choice to leave him behind, at least he would have such a meal every day in the future, and he didn't have to eat big fish and meat every day.

waved his hand and motioned Zuo Xiangling to remove the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and Zuo Xiangling instructed his hands and feet to clean up quickly, just to be able to go out and find a place to have a good smile.

When he went out, he handed over the dishes to Xiao Er, who was passing by, Zuo Xiangling went down the stairs, found a place where there was no one and laughed loudly, and there was still a scene in his mind of Adamuji's lips were red and swollen, sweating profusely, and his whole face was red.

That's second, wait a moment for something even funnier to happen, and she's added to it.

I found an empty table downstairs and sat down, drank my tea, and looked upstairs from time to time, waiting for something to happen.

After knocking on the hill-like melon seeds, when he was drowsy with his head in one hand, he was pulled into the air by a force.

Zuo Xiangling opened her eyes and saw two strong men lifting herself in the air, she didn't know these two people, but judging from the details on their faces and clothes, there was no doubt that they were Adamuji's subordinates.

I was in ecstasy, and finally I had a seizure.

But I didn't dare to show this happiness on my face, and I had to show a look of horror.

In this way, Zuo Xiangling was mentioned to Adamuji's room, looking at the gloomy man at the table, Zuo Xiangling knew that he must be uncomfortable at this time, and the faintly beating facial meridians had exposed everything.

"What are you going to do, sir?"

Zuo Xiangling's tone was panicked, and when she was thrown on the ground, she immediately shrunk into a ball and shook into the chaff.

Adamuji's face was black, and she looked like a storm was coming, Zuo Xiangling wanted to laugh when she saw it, and finally let her succeed.

"Say, what did you do in the dish, why do I have abdominal pain after eating it, and I still ......"

Before he finished speaking, Adamuji blushed, as if he couldn't speak.

Zuo Xiangling's lips were pursed, and she looked timidly, not daring to speak.

"Poof."

The sound of a fart resounded throughout the room, Adamuji clenched his fists, eager to tear Zuo Xiangling apart, the blush on his face directly ignited the tips of his ears, and his eyes stared at Zuo Xiangling with red eyes.

After a sound, Zuo Xiangling only felt a sense of suffocation coming, and hurriedly held her breath.

"Poof, poof, poof......"

Just as he was holding his breath and concentrating, there was another series of fart sounds, and the word embarrassment was written on Adamuji's face, and the fire in his eyes made Zuo Xiangling amused and scared.

Looking at Adamji innocently, Zuo Xiangling felt that his lungs were about to explode, and secretly glanced at the closed window, seeing that he was about to be unable to hold on, he saw Adamuji standing up, Zuo Xiangling thought that he was coming for himself, and hurriedly leaned under the table, wanting to hide below.

I never thought that Adamuji actually went to open the window, presumably even he couldn't stand it, and then looked at the two people who just carried him, although there was a slight discomfort on his face, but he still didn't squint, like two stone statues, Zuo Xiangling expressed his heartfelt admiration.

Adamuji sat back at the table amid a series of embarrassing sounds, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and glanced at Zuo Xiangling and ordered.

"Go find me a doctor in the city, if you can't cure me, you'll die!"

Looking at the fire in Adamuji's eyes, Zuo Xiangling's chick nodded like a peck of rice, and then rushed out of the house as fast as he could.

If she didn't take another breath of fresh air, she would be dead soon.

Closing the door, Zuo Xiangling breathed heavily, like a person who was rescued ashore after drowning, revealing the feeling of being trapped for the rest of his life.

After relieving herself, Zuo Xiangling tidied up her clothes and walked downstairs.

Adamuji in the house felt unbearable abdominal pain, but he also reminded him.

"You go and follow him, see if he plays any tricks, and if he escapes, kill him directly."

Adamji's breathing was as rough as a cow, but when he breathed in the foul smell from himself, he blushed and held his breath.

This was the most humiliating moment of his life!

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