Xiao Ma Liu excitedly took out our dishes: "Hello officials, friends, brothers, and brothers, it is a great honor to come here today to eat our dinner, because we have prepared several big dishes for you, the first is a telephone, the second is steamed fish, the third is popcorn, the fourth is wild vegetable head, the fifth is red peony, the sixth is ants on the tree, the seventh is glutinous rice baba, the eighth is roasted mice, and the ninth is red oil soup." Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something you like to eat, you can tell us if you like to eat, or if these things can't satisfy you, we can still provide you with more abundant things, as long as you see the water flying in the sky and running on the ground, as long as our pistols can beat them, everything will be given to you today! ”

Every time he finished speaking, my brothers made a perfect harmony next to him, as if the whole atmosphere was very vivid, as if we really opened a big inn, as if our brothers seemed to be a very spirited big boss, and everyone played the role as if they were a first-class chef.

The old man and Mr. John forgot to glance at each other, because the things we report now may not have eaten them, of course they haven't eaten them, this is originally our local things, and the things from our countryside are of course expressed in the most primitive way, so I dare to guarantee that none of them have eaten them, or they have eaten similar things, but it will not be such a name, so it is normal for the two of them to look at each other in surprise.

Mr. John was the first to express one of his bewilderments: "Are all these things you are talking about edible?" Is this all your kind of food? Isn't there such a thing as steak? Is there also beef soup? There is tomato and tomato soup, is there also potatoes and rice or something? ”

The old man will not ask this question at all, because he can't ask the kind of thing we are talking about, and it is estimated that he has never eaten it, how can people of their class know that we are such a local primitive thing, although our things sound particularly primitive, special Nanjing, special earthy taste, but eating it will definitely not make them feel that this is such a strange thing.

Seeing their bewildered looks, I made a final decision.

"Okay, don't worry about anything now, count the things below the line, today is the first event of today, we have to start using our way, use our hands to make a very rich dinner, Chinese food for you to eat, you will taste our taste according to this standard, what is called the real picnic in the countryside, what is called the real outdoor activities, you just look at it, wait for a while, rest assured, you will definitely be enough for you to eat."

Mr. John smiled and said: "Okay, we also have to go with us, we will eat whatever kind of food you make, I believe that today's Chinese food is definitely for me to have an unforgettable and pleasant day, what is today must make me feel very unforgettable, I am looking forward to what you make these things called flower chicken popcorn and the like, I am looking forward to eating these things will make me have an impossible, or an unforgettable experience for me." ”

I waved my hand to him and sent him an invitation: "Cooking and eating must be interesting for all people to participate, if you just sit there basking in the sun, looking at the scenery, looking at the birds and so on, then eating this meal will definitely not be interesting, if you want to participate in us, we will tell you how to do it, after you experience the fun of how to cook, after you know how to cook, then you will eat more fragrantly. ”

When Mr. John heard my invitation, he was completely excited, not at all like a very professional doctor, and he behaved like a big boy, a very fun-loving boy, so the way he behaved made us giggle.

He said: "Okay, I'm also involved in it, let's make a good dinner together, and then after you finish eating, I also have my side of the trick to tell you, let you also participate in it, after eating, we will have a good exercise, let you know what is called the real football in the United States, I will teach you the method, in the future, we can just everyone do a team, just divided into two teams, just enough people, you can play a very interesting game, I'm sure you'll enjoy it even after you've played it. ”

My brothers were so excited when they heard this, because they had never met anything so happy to play, they had never heard of interference ball, and of course I had never heard of rugby or anything like that, I only knew that when we were young, we used to climb trees and catch birds and stuff like that, and we really didn't really come into contact with this foreigner's game.

I took his words and said: "After we finish eating, we will do a competitive game in the afternoon, the competitive game is divided into two kinds, the first is what you call rugby, we are divided into two kinds of soldiers, the second kind of game, is to use what we often played when we were children, to challenge to see if you can do it, we want to play in the afternoon is to climb trees and dig eggs, go down to the river to fish, pretend to hide and seek these three games to ensure that you are also happy to play, this is what we often played when we were children, we have not finished for a long time, Today you can sing and play, to see who can succeed in the competition, I think the old man will definitely be a fair referee in this regard, and he will definitely give gifts to everyone as a host, a sponsorship of him will definitely not make us feel very sorry, right? ”

After saying this, my tongue turned his head to look at the old man, because all the meaning of my words is that Xiang Gong Wu Sword is intended to be blown up by Pei Gong from the old man, and more and more gold and silver are better for our future brothers to raise more fares to go back to the State Council, which can be regarded as a more help to them, maybe one day in the future I may not necessarily go with them, or I may stay by the side of Na Jintang, in the process of another choice in our lives, when there is no choice, I hope that there will be more help to my brothers, at least in terms of money, and that they will be more prepared.

Don't steal, don't rob, don't cheat, don't cheat, but the money I want to get from the other party is above board, reasonable, and what the other party is willing to do, this is the gentleman's love for money, this is what Najintang told me, of course, it is also my criterion, I can't go to trick people and kidnap people like before.

The old man really laughed again, because the spearhead of all things will be pointed at him, this is what Mr. John can't understand these practices of our Chinese, the so-called love and hatred are probably so, so everything we turn to Old Man Wang, because Old Man Wang is the biggest in our place, he is not only the most kind old man, of course, he is also the richest old man, so with our most reasonable and reasonable things, we need his open and honest donation to us, or open and honest auction, That's reasonable, and it doesn't do too much illegal thing, right? Worthy of conscience.

The old man laughed.

He said: "Yes, today all people can earn gold coins from me for this game, as long as everyone is in the process of this afternoon's game, the process of our confrontation, the side of revelation is absolutely in my place for any prize, of course, we must go all out to prepare for this afternoon's game, as long as everyone is wonderful enough, we have a spirit of never giving up, and everyone is involved in the spirit of the whole process, then today as the organizer I will definitely not be polite, everyone rest assured, This is definitely a lot of fun for everyone. ”

Oh my God, my brothers were so excited, because what I said made them more money, it made them happier, so they are very numb now, and they are going to start preparing for lunch, and it seems that the enthusiasm of the brothers is very innocent and noble.

Pig Head Three and Little Pony Six were in charge of making the flower chicken, and the two of them carried the old hen they brought from home to the river to wash it, disemboweled it and washed it, and then wrapped it in a lotus leaf after drying.

The two brothers and sisters were responsible for opening the furnace, and they boiled the fire with very hot, and the soil burned very vigorously, and then they dug a small hole, threw the pig's head sand and the chicken wrapped in lotus leaves into it, and then quickly buried it with hot soil.

Mr. John watched all this from the sidelines, very incomprehensible, but he felt very incredible, in his opinion, why should a chicken be washed and wrapped in lotus leaves, and also used to throw it in the dirt, the kind that is completely burned red, what should be done in it? Is it going to take root and sprout? For their foreigners, it seems to be an incredible thing, how can this be familiar, it seems to be a kind of thing that feels very funny, or thinks it is impossible, this is the first time we have seen it in our eyes.

Mr. John was a naïve and curious boy, who grabbed him by the pig's head and asked, "What is this?" Why do so many things come out? Why wrap it in mud? Is this just a chicken breakup? Isn't that dirty? It will be clean when it is put in the pot, and it will be full of small dirt, so it will be able to eat it. ”

Pig Head San smiled very mysteriously, he completely regarded Mr. John as his brother, at this time he patted Mr. John's shoulder completely unrestrained, and said with a determined face: "Don't worry, the things made today are very delicious, this is the famous joke machine, that is to say, when we used to drum, some beggars couldn't eat, and then used these chickens in the lotus leaves, and the deliciousness obtained in the soil was very good, this is called called Hua Chicken, and you will know when you eat it." ”

“Oh my god！ I'm really looking forward to it! ”