Chapter 212 Lockpicking skills are top-notch

Silent again, Mu Xi smiled awkwardly, pretended to be relaxed, took out the pistachios on the bedside table, and began to eat.

Jiang Yu's face turned from red to white to... Black? There is no moment more embarrassing than now, I don't want to lose face in front of her, so I can only use strong words, snatch the nuts in her hands, and help her peel off the shell.

After peeling it, he felt too considerate and didn't quite fit his current mood, so he walked up to her, put one hand against the back of her neck, pinched her chin, and made her look up.

A bunch of pistachios in the palm of her hand, all thrown into her mouth, for fear that she would accidentally choke, moved her hand to the back of her head, making her tilt her head slightly.

Then sat next to her, took pictures casually with both hands, looked around casually, pretended to be in a casual state, and responded casually:

"What's wrong with me messaging? I haven't even touched it, let alone stretched out my hand, so what's wrong with you letting me get over my mouth? Even if I really slept with you, it would be a matter of course, and you were my fiancΓ©e. ”

Mu Xi suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, he couldn't laugh at this fool, otherwise he would hurt his self-esteem, but he couldn't help it, buried his head in the pillow, and betrayed her with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

Since he got engaged, Jiang Yu would always send a few large messages to Mu Xi at around one or two o'clock in the morning.

When he woke up the next day, Mu Xi saw the withdrawal message, and his face was dazed, as if he had missed a big red envelope of more than a billion yuan.

couldn't help but be curious, and asked him what he sent, Jiang Yu was vague and didn't say any key points.

The incident lasted for three days, and on the fourth night, Mu Xi deliberately set an alarm clock before going to bed, and waited for the early morning to let him fall into the net.

also blames Jiang Yu for his IQ arrears, and he doesn't want others to find out, but the time he sends it is the same, isn't this obviously letting others take advantage of the loopholes?

The alarm clock at one o'clock in the morning rang on time, Mu Xi forcibly resisted the desire to close his eyelids, waited for his news to arrive, picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, but he couldn't help but be tired.

In the middle of the night, she was still drowsy, and at 2:06, she was completely awakened by the sound of her mobile phone vibrating.

When she saw the news, her only stings of tiredness were thrown away, her face turned red, her brain didn't know how to act, she couldn't control her behavior, and then the phone was thrown aside.

I don't know how long it took for her face to be a little more normal, and I didn't know until now that the neuropathy didn't sleep in the middle of the night, all of them were sending colored messages to themselves, and they kept it for more than ten seconds after posting, and then immediately withdrew.

(You shrink into my arms...) I'm holding your head and stroking your hair...... οΌ‰

(Kiss you on the mouth...) As soon as I turn over and press you hard... Hold your face with both hands... Slowly approaching you...... οΌ‰

(When you're not looking...) Spread your legs... Topped between your legs... Keep kissing you...... οΌ‰

Looking back now, she felt more funny, this is also a black material for him, anyway, he kept it in his heart, if he dared to make himself angry, he would say it every minute and let him lose his death.

Thinking about it, he smiled, Jiang Yu saw her smiling with spring, and he was also very helpless, he couldn't hold back his laughter, although he laughed out loud, but the momentum couldn't be lost, his tone increased, and he said excitedly:

"Laugh a fart! Isn't that the truth what I'm talking about? Besides, after I sent the message, didn't I withdraw it? You have to see it yourself, what right do you have to laugh at me now? ”

"You should reflect on yourself, why am I the way I am? It's all forced by you, and you put pressure on me both physically and mentally. ”

Seeing his stubborn appearance, Mu Xi couldn't bear it, raised his hand and pinched his arm, coughed his throat and raised his head, deliberately choked him, waved his hand casually, and said:

"I know it all! What you say is indeed the truth. Then he added: "But the little brother doesn't have to be like this, you can talk to me earlier, maybe I will agree, after all, my sister is a college student and has more experience than you." ”

Jiang Yu burst into laughter, was a little speechless, and looked at her for a few seconds before speaking: "Then may I ask how much my sister has experienced this year?" ”

The corners of Mu Xi's mouth slowly overflowed with a smile, and he raised his eyes to look at him, wanting to express implicitly: "Uh... The girls' dormitory is not as simple as you think. ”

After finishing speaking, he was left with a reverie-inducing expression, and within a few seconds, he couldn't hold back his laughter, and just lay on the pillow and laughed.

Jiang Yu didn't know what she was laughing at, but when she saw that she was happy, she laughed too, turned over and crawled to her side, and raised her hand on her waist.

After laughing, he spoke: "Then what do you think?" Fingertips floated slightly in place through her clothes.

Mu Xi covered his stomach with both hands, laughed a little too hard, looked at him slowly with a blank face, blinked his eyes, and changed the topic so quickly.

Jiang Yu lay on the bed on his side, raised his arm and stroked her cheek, without beating around the bush, and said directly: "Sleep together!" ”

Mu Xi looked stunned, blinked his eyes, his eyes floated around, the smile on his face was a little tighter, and he told himself seriously that he really wanted to talk about this topic.

Seeing that she didn't react, Jiang Yu stretched out his finger and poked her waist.

Mu Xi snorted, glared at him, helped him wake up, deliberately opened the topic, and said, "We have slept in the same bed many times. ”

specially accentuated the tone of a bed, pretending to be calm and innocent.

Jiang Yu's face was serious, and there were indeed so many times, but he didn't admit it, and asked Mu Xi instead, asking her not to pretend to herself, where did the arrogant flame just now?

The more I listened to her, the more wrong it became, and we slept together so many times, did we hint at something?

Mu Xi smiled stupidly and quietly moved back, but when Jiang Yu saw it, he pulled him directly into his arms, raised one leg and pressed it against Mu Xi, trapping her tightly.

"Don't think about how to avoid this topic, it's the way to go, and at this rate, you might even break the Guinness Book of Records."

Jiang Yu closed her eyes, patted her palm lightly on her back, as if coaxing her to sleep, her smile was polluted by a corner of complaint, and said:

"The title is "On the Life of a Married Couple at the Age of Fifty Years"

"After 5 years of marriage, I simply covered the quilt and slept with my hands. ”

"After 10 years of marriage, we will sleep together."

"After 30 years of marriage, it was a difficult time to reach out and touch it."

"After 50 years of marriage, nearly 70 elderly people have fallen apart."

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Mu Xi chose not to look at him, closed his eyes like him, and casually pulled the quilt over his head.

But I feel so embarrassed, and I admire him a lot, how did this person do it, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, as if he was saying a daily greeting.

Jiang Yu waited for her for a long time without answering, opened his eyes and looked at her, saw that she was motionless, ripped off the quilt, didn't know if he was pretending to be asleep again, raised his hand and shook it in front of her eyes.

Then he stretched out his index finger and put it in front of her nose to see if she was still breathing, hooked the corners of his lips, and smiled: "Hmm! It's okay~ My daughter-in-law is still alive. ”

Mu Xi laughed instantly, quickly sat up, and pushed him to the other side, "Are you crazy?" He scolded him, but the expression on his face was happy.

This is the daily life of the two, if they don't make trouble for a day, they are awkward.

Jiang Yu got up and half-knelt on the bed, hung his head and shoulders, shrugged his shoulders, laughed in a low voice, then patted the back of her head, walked out of bed by himself, and said:

"Seriously! You think about it, my brother is 20 years old, and he is still innocent, don't you feel ashamed of me as a wife? ”

With his back to the direction of the door, he looked at Mu Xi, walked upside down to the door, put his hands in his pockets, raised his eyebrows and made her happy.

With his back to the door, he said goodnight and asked her to drink the milk from the bedside, then walked out of the bedroom and helped her close the door.

Mu Xi picked up the pillow, smashed it against the door, and whispered with insufficient confidence: "What is the test?" What are you worried about? Then he shouted loudly: "Jiang Yu stinks shameless!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a voice outside the door, "Lock the door at night, I have first-class lock picking skills." ”

Hearing his words, Mu Xi immediately got out of bed, ran to the door barefoot, locked the door, turned around and picked up a chair, and put it at the door to block it.

As soon as I returned to bed, I received a voice from Jiang Yu - good night.

Mu Xi sent him a "phew" emoji.