Chapter 44: He has no money now, his stomach is weak, and soft rice is easy to digest.
The ticket inspector checked the tickets, pointed to the sign full of precautions for watching the show, and advised: "Standing tickets can't go to the VIP seats, that is, the red area, and can't block the sight of the audience, you can only move in a fixed area, let alone make loud noises and deliberately make trouble, understand?" ”
"Understood."
When Hu Kun saw the dense words on the sign, he really didn't expect that a small opera garden was quite formal.
"You're ready to enter."
Hu Kun entered the venue with a ticket and found one thing.
Even if it is a standing ticket, it does not mean that you can wander around at will, and you can only move around in a fixed area.
There were a lot of people in the theater, and there were many staff members wearing the costumes of Jiufu Company waiting to maintain order.
The best location is a red zone, that is, the VIP seats, with about forty or fifty people.
Then there are the purple areas, the yellow areas, the blue areas, and finally the white areas.
Hu Kun glanced at his ticket and found that it was a ticket in the white area, which was relatively backward, but he could hear it very clearly.
It was either singing or some dialogue, and he tiptoed to the stage and found that he couldn't see clearly at all.
There is no way, he is old and his eyes are not very good.
Hu Kun thought of a way, he specially picked the kind of audience who was not very well dressed, and exchanged silver with the other party for tickets.
It took a lot of money, and finally changed to a relatively high position, although I still can't see it clearly, but I can roughly see it clearly.
A scene ends.
The actors on stage also took a curtain call......
"This guest, it's over, it's time for you to leave."
Hearing the staff's reminder, Hu Kun suddenly came back to his senses, and he suddenly felt a little wet on his face.
He wiped a handful of tears from his face, one hand.
Hu Kun remembered the scene he had just seen, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Compared with this scene, he is a fart!
No wonder they snatched away the audience in their listening garden.
This scene is worth watching!
This ticket is worth buying!
However, they are competitors after all.
Let him go back and think about how to break this situation.
**
The government office.
Fu Yi sat with his sword in his arms, and his cold face was turned into beauty makeup.
Fu Lanqing took a puff in his hand and kept wiping it on Fu Yi's face.
Looking at the makeup-covered face in front of him, Fu Lanqing frowned and pondered for a moment, and was about to retouch it again, but he saw that the cosmetics on the table had bottomed out.
"Fu Yi, you go to the Beauty Pavilion and buy another set!"
Fu Yi glanced at Fu Lanqing expressionlessly.
"What are you looking at, don't go yet!"
Fu Lanqing dozes off every day, and if he has this time, he might as well go home to accompany his wife.
But the lady said that it is not allowed to derelict her duties, otherwise the marriage contract will be canceled.
Fu Lanqing can only stay in the government office honestly, draw drawings, and prepare supplies for marriage, but he is idle anyway.
But the things that need to be prepared are almost done.
Fu Lanqing was really bored, remembering the last time she gave Lu Jiu a thrush, she was disgusted for a while, and after learning from the pain, she planned to practice her makeup skills hard to ensure that the lady was satisfied.
Then, Fu Yi became Fu Lanqing's model.
Fu Yi put on a beautiful and moving face, and said expressionlessly: "Master, give money!" ”
"Give what money?" Fu Lanqing said seriously: "Cosmetics are used on your face, what money are you looking for me?" ”
At the end, he also said: "It's good that I didn't ask you for makeup money!" ”
"......" Fu Yi was silent for a long time, very sad: "My subordinates don't want to spend money and suffer crimes!" ”
"You can think!"
"My subordinates don't want to!"
Fu Lanqing laughed dryly: "How can this be regarded as a crime, you are throwing your head and spilling blood for your master, you are a hero!" ”
Fu Yi: "......"
Now I am particularly envious, jealous and hateful of Fu Er!!
Fu Er became the guest of honor of the housemother, helping the housemother to make money, just the monthly money every month, it is hundreds of thousands of taels, and there are bonuses and dividends at the end of the year, not to mention how comfortable it is to live a small day.
And he has become the master's experiment, smeared with grease and powder, and he doesn't live like a man, and he has to pay for cosmetics for the master's spoilage, his year's salary is not as much as Fu Er's money in a month!
Fu Yi feels that he is a little loveless now.
Why, did he follow such an unreliable master?
Why, can't he go and serve the master mother!!
Why, the little master hasn't been born yet!!
Fu Lanqing sighed and said a little miserably: "You don't know, my living expenses now are one hundred taels of silver every month, and I can buy three or five kinds of cosmetics at most, and one set is not enough at all!" ”
What's more, I still have to use this money to eat at noon!
thinks that at the beginning, he had to spend hundreds of taels on a meal, and now he either goes to a fast food restaurant to take care of his wife's business, or licks his face to find a lady to share lunch......
Who checks out, you ask?
Of course it's a lady, he has no money now, his stomach is weak, and soft rice is easy to digest.
The past is unbearable.
"That's it, you put it on me first, and I'll pay you back when I return to Beijing."
The master has said so, what else can Fu Yi do?
You can only use your own small coffers.
Fu Yi was about to remove his makeup, when he heard a certain master say again: "You go directly to buy women's clothes, you are a big man who went to the Beauty Pavilion to buy cosmetics, it feels weird." ”
Fu Yi: "......"
"Fu Er has a diamond card there, you can borrow it, you can get a six-fold discount."
Fu Yi almost fell, but he still borrowed it.
I didn't think money was so important before, but since he met his mother, he has understood one thing - he can really do whatever he wants with money!
Looking at the brand-new cosmetics, Fu Lanqing promised: "Don't worry, I promise that this is the last time, as long as you use up these cosmetics, I won't toss your face anymore!" ”
A set of cosmetics can be used for at least three months or even half a year, and Fu Lanqing will be clean in three days.
Just when Fu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, Fu Lanqing held the jewelry box in his left hand and a peach comb in his right hand, and said very sincerely: "Fu Yi, let's continue!" ”
Fu Yi took a few steps back, his always cold and expressionless face was now a little flustered and afraid: "Master, didn't you say that you won't toss your subordinates' faces anymore?" ”
"Yes, I don't toss your face, I toss your hair......" Fu Lanqing said thoughtfully: "Don't worry, this doesn't cost money, the bead hairpin jewelry is ready-made, I have read a lot of books about hair buns recently, I want to practice it, and I can dress up my lady in the future!" ”
Fu Yi: "...... "You better kill me!"
After practicing for several days, Fu Lanqing mastered sixty kinds of hair buns, of which twenty were new hair buns that Fu Lanqing had figured out by himself.