Chapter 46: Funeral Home Horror (Part I)
Seeing that Master Ren rushed towards the master, the master jumped high and kicked him away, but the corpse of Old Lady Ren was too fierce, and he fell up all of a sudden, and attacked us again, like a tumbler that could not be defeated.
Where have those men ever seen such a terrible thing, the dead are still alive, and everyone who is afraid is hiding everywhere. Now the frightened people are hiding, but the old man pounced when he saw people, which was extremely terrifying!
The master said: "Squat down and don't move, don't breathe." At the sound of the order, everyone hurriedly covered their mouths and noses, and suddenly the old lady seemed to have lost her direction, walking around, dangling in front of us.
Old lady Ren keeps sniffing popularity with his nose, this thing is attacking people by absorbing people's yang energy, as long as he doesn't let him suck popularity, there is no way to attack people.
Zhang Heming squatted under the table motionless, holding his breath, his face was flushed, he could vaguely hear his heartbeat, his lung capacity was not large, and more than thirty seconds were like living like a year.
Zhang Heming moved his body slowly, wanting to breathe farther away. But the old lady walked around, for fear that he would be caught and suck blood alive.
Just when Zhang Heming was at a loss, hey! He saw a plastic bag on the table, Zhang Heming felt that there was a way to do it, and he picked up the plastic bag and put it on his head at once, hey! Don't say it's okay, you can breathe.
Those people saw how smart Zhang Heming was, and they also looked for plastic bags everywhere, and they all endured the danger of lack of oxygen, and they all found plastic bags and put them on their heads.
They are now wearing a mask, Zhang Heming looked at the master, the master could no longer hold back, his hands kept writing, as if to say that he also wanted a plastic bag.
Zhang Heming made an OK gesture to him, took a plastic bag and moved it to the master, who also put it on his head. I thought it would be okay, but they were happy too soon.
Woo-hoop-hoo-hoop
A stinky fart came, I don't know if it was the one who ate something bad today, Master Ren smelled the fart, and ran towards the person, a finger just stuck in his cheek, ah, the person immediately ran away with his buttocks, and they could finally take down the plastic bag.
The master said anxiously: "Xiao Ming ink bucket net." ”
Zhang Heming ran towards the master's bag, pulled out the ink fountain net and threw it at the master, Zhang Heming and the master each grabbed a corner and beckoned to the old lady Ren.
Zhang He shouted: "Get out of the way!" ”
The person immediately dodged, Zhang Heming and the master used an ink fountain net to catch it, and the old lady kept screaming wildly, screaming piercing the eardrums.
The master said, "Come and help." Those people didn't dare to come over with fear, but the master scolded impatiently: "You cowardices, they are all useless things, hurry up and come to help, and if you don't want to die, hurry up and come to help!" ”
Seeing that the ink bucket network couldn't last long, and it was about to be broken free, this strength was very great, and Zhang Heming couldn't resist it at all.
These long tiger-backed bears are as timid as the girls, and I yelled at them one by one: ", you guys hurry up and help!" TMD。 ”
"Come on...... Here it comes. ”
Then a few people ran over and held Master Ren down, and the master hurriedly rushed to the side, drew a corpse talisman, and immediately pasted it on Master Ren's forehead, and suddenly Old Man Ren did not move.
"Quick, tie it up." The master instructed.
Several people took the rope and tied up the old man Ren to Wuhuada. Carry Master Ren into the coffin and close the coffin lid. Then use a rope to tie the coffin to the five flowers, and the whole villa has been a mess.
The clock on the wall is already past three o'clock, and this night is terrifying! It really made Zhang Heming unforgettable for life.
It's past three o'clock, but fortunately, Ren Changfa's grandfather didn't come out, otherwise they would all die tonight. Then after five o'clock, they hurriedly called Ren Changfa to contact the funeral home, and hurriedly asked someone to drive over and send it to the crematorium for cremation, otherwise this thing would be difficult to deal with.
The master was exhausted from dealing with the old lady Ren, and his body was blue, so Zhang Heming bought Yunnan Baiyao for the master to wipe it. Ren Changfa was also very scared, and paid 1,000 yuan to each of those people, and those people immediately ran away.
All the people with blue noses and swollen faces ran away, especially the person whose eyes were inserted by Master Ren, and the master specially asked him to go home and soak them in glutinous rice water.
"You're welcome, this matter is not over yet, your grandfather hasn't come out yet, it is possible that he will come out as soon as it gets dark." Master said.
"Alas, it's all my fault that I listened to Master Sun's words, and I have long listened to you, Master Mao." Boss Ren regretted.
"So far, there is nothing to do, this time we must accept your father-in-law, otherwise more people will die, and you will be even more out of touch when the time comes."
Speaking of the two liars, Ren Chang was angry and didn't fight anywhere, and his angry muscles burst out and wanted to kill Master Sun.
"Boss Ren, I will fight your grandfather at your house tonight, and it depends on you to lure him out."
Boss Ren almost didn't scare himself to pee, he also knew the horror of zombies, Boss Ren choked and said, "Master Mao, why do you want me!" ”
"You are his grandson, the characteristic of zombies is that they will find their relatives, he will find relatives and kill them, and then he will kill others."
Boss Ren was stunned and said, "No, it's so terrifying?" ”
Master Daoban: "Only in this way will you kill your father-in-law, otherwise your son and other relatives, as long as they are related to him, will be killed by your father-in-law, and then they will all become zombies." ”
"Okay then." Boss Ren said helplessly.
The master missed you for a long time and couldn't help but say, "Boss Ren, your grandfather didn't die naturally, right?" ”
As soon as Mao Shan Ming asked this, Ren Changfa's face sank. "Master Mao, what do you say?"
"If your grandfather dies normally, he won't become a zombie at all, he must be an unnatural death, you told me the original, how did your grandfather die?"
"This ......"
After pondering again and again, Ren Changfa had no choice but to talk about the past, which he secretly saw when he was a child. It turned out that Ren Changfa's father wanted to get rich because his family was very miserable, and he wanted to go crazy! Just ask a famous feng shui gentleman to order a hole, that hole is the Taishi chair, Mr. Feng Shui said, "This hole is only buried on a certain day this year, and the family will soar." ”
His father wanted to soar, so he had a bad heart, and he actually strangled his father to death, and then buried him in that cave.
Hearing this, I just feel that people's hearts are not Gu! This is retribution! Grandpa repays his grandson for his sin, and the cycle of heavenly retribution is unpleasant. It's all deserved, and the Ren family should be the last one! If you don't get rid of him, he will cut off his children and grandchildren.
The master asked, "Boss Ren, do you still have younger siblings and sons?" ”
"I have a younger brother, a younger sister, and two sons."
"Hurry up and tell them to get out of here, and come back when things are taken care of, or your princess will kill them."
Then Ren Changfa told his younger siblings, sons and wives to leave here in a car.
Later, the funeral home's hearse came and carried the coffin to the car. Ren Changfa also went to the funeral home, and I stayed in the villa with my master, preparing to deal with zombies at night.
I was busy with the master in the villa for a long time, and suddenly a phone call came. Ren Changfa's cry for help came from the opposite side.
"Master Mao, it's terrible, my dad cheated on the corpse, you should come to the crematorium quickly!"
"What? Tricking corpses again? ”
Suddenly I felt a chill hit me again, what is it? What the hell is going on? Fraud corpse again? Is the winning rate so high?
The master hurriedly said, "Xiao Ming, take the magic weapon and go to the Yongkang Funeral Home." ”“
Zhang Heming asked: What's going on? ”
"Something happened again, Master Ren cheated the corpse again, my good man."
Zhang Heming and his master hurriedly took the magic weapon, sat on the master's motorcycle, and set off towards the Yongkang Crematorium......