After Lu Dongbin and Lian Jinzi, the two big guys, finished teasing, they noticed that Shao Yitian was still on the side. Lu Dongbin hurriedly said: "Brother, let's talk about Xiao Shao!"

When Lian Jinzi heard this, he patted his thigh and said, "Oh! You see that we patronized and chatted, and Xiao Shao was left out in the cold." ”

Lian Jinzi looked at Shao Yitian and said, "Xiao Shao, in your situation, I decided to teach you to arrange the Tai Chi Defense Array." As the so-called Taiji gives birth to two rituals, two rituals give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip...... This Tai Chi defensive array is best used to defend against enemy attacks. ”

Shao Yitian knew that the reason why Lian Array agreed to teach Shao Yitian the formation method so readily was completely for the sake of Lu Dongbin's face. Otherwise, even if Shao Yitian said it, it is estimated that the refining array would not teach Shao Yitian a little fur.

After hearing Lian Jinzi's words, Shao Yitian hurriedly thanked Lian Zhanzi and Lu Dongbin.

"Xiao Shao, there's no need to thank you for trivial things, can you take a few pictures of the thighs of mortal beauties another day for me to see, when Brother Lu said this, my heart itched. Lian Jinzi said with a lewd smile.

Shao Yitian almost fell to the ground, looking at the refining array with a surprised expression, is this Nima still the first formation master of the Heavenly Court?

Seeing Shao Yitian's surprised gaze, Lian Jinzi smiled and said, "Xiao Shao, don't look at me with such eyes, this person has some hobbies." ”

Shao Yitian nodded in understanding, and then asked, "Master of the Refining Array, you want to see the big white legs, and there are fairies in the heavenly court, why do you want me to go to the mortal world to shoot and show you?"

The master of the refining array said: "Xiao Shao, you don't understand this, although these fairies in the heavenly court are all as beautiful as flowers and have slender figures, but when I think that they are all women who have lived for hundreds or thousands of years, I feel uncomfortable in my heart. Also, the figures of these fairies are not innate, they are all through their own cultivation to make their faces and bodies so perfect. Therefore, it is better to be a beauty in the mortal world, it is pure natural, Chunlan and autumn chrysanthemums have their own characteristics, I like ......"

I'm going! Where is this formation master, it's completely an old rascal, hooligan!

Shao Yitian really wanted to tell Lian Jinzi that many of the beauties in the mortal world are not pure natural now, and many of them are acquired beauties that go to the hospital to have their whole shape, augment their breasts, and rely on cosmetics.

As soon as Lu Dongbin heard Lian Zhenzi's words, he was immediately unhappy, and said, "Hey, brother, don't bring my lemon fairy in when you say this, my lemon fairy is a pure natural fairy, do you know?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lian Jinzi nodded with a smile and said, "Except for the lemon fairy, the lemon fairy is naturally that kind of pure natural fairy." ”

Hearing the words of the two, Shao Yitian suddenly thought of a serious problem, that is, Li Qingyu's age. Don't look at Li Qingyu's appearance, she still looks like a little girl, in her twenties, but who knows her real age.

If Li Qingyu's real age is hundreds or thousands of years old, then Shao Yitian married her, wouldn't Li Qingyu be an old cow in the real sense of eating tender grass?

Well, as the old saying goes, a female junior hugs a gold brick, which is hundreds or thousands of years old, so what is it? Is it to hug an airplane cannon?

"No! I have to ask Brother Bin to see how old Li Qingyu is. Shao Yitian thought in his heart, and then asked Brother Bin.

When Lu Dongbin heard this, he looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Xiao Shao, why are you asking this? Don't you know that it is the most impolite thing to ask a girl about her youth?"

Shao Yitian said in his heart: "My brother Bin, although I know that it is rude, but I also have to ask, otherwise when I think of Li Qingyu living hundreds or thousands of years old, I will always feel a little bit of a loss in my heart." ”

Lian Jinzi pointed at Shao Yitian and smiled, and said first: "Brother, Xiao Shao is afraid that Fairy Qingyu will come to eat tender grass!"

I can't see that this obscene uncle can read minds!

When Lu Dongbin heard this, he laughed, looked at Shao Yitian and said, "Xiao Shao, Fairy Qingyu is already more than two thousand years old!"

When Shao Yitian heard that Li Qingyu's real age was more than two thousand years old, he suddenly felt that there was darkness in front of him. Your sister, the relationship is not to soak the girl herself, but to be soaked by the sister paper of more than 2,000 years old.

Thinking that Li Qingyu was more than two thousand years old, Shao Yitian had goosebumps all over his body and felt uncomfortable.

Seeing Shao Yitian's constipated expression, Lian Jinzi smiled and said, "Xiao Shao, don't listen to him, in fact, Fairy Qingyu is only twenty-five years old." ”

One of you says it's more than 2,000 years old, and the other says it's twenty-five, which one do you want me to believe? Well, I still believe in the master of the refining array, and I believe that Li Qingyu is only twenty-five years old!

Lu Dongbin looked at Shao Yitian with a smile and said, "Okay, Brother Bin won't tease you, Qingyu Fairy is only twenty-five years old this year, don't worry that other Qingyu Fairy will eat your tender grass!"

After being confirmed by Lu Dongbin, Shao Yitian finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although Li Qingyu's age does not affect her appearance, it will not affect Shao Yitian's relationship with her. But if Li Qingyu is really more than two thousand years old, then Shao Yitian will always have a pimple in his heart and feel uncomfortable.

Now, the pimple in his heart is gone, and Shao Yitian's heart is naturally much more comfortable.

Subsequently, Lu Dongbin and Lian Jinzi began to blow nonsense again. In the past, Shao Yitian still thought that Binge was a serious person, but today he completely subverted Shao Yitian's three views. Your sister's, Binge and Lian Jinzi are together, and it is completely the East and the West are together to talk about cheapness...... As for the south and north, I don't know where the north color is.

Shao Yitian was in a hurry in his heart, he obviously said that he would teach himself the Tai Chi Defense Array, and now he was talking about things that were inappropriate for children.

In the end, Shao Yitian couldn't help it, and interjected: "Master of the Refining Array, when will you teach me to cloth the Taiji Defense Array?"

The master of the refining array said: "Xiao Shao, don't worry, soon, I will learn it after teaching it once." Judging from my many years of experience in face-to-face, Xiao Shao, your talent is excellent, and you must be the kind that you can learn as soon as you learn it. ”

Nima: Are you a formation master or a fortune teller!

Seeing that Lu Dongbin and Lian Zhenzi were chatting happily, Shao Yitian sighed helplessly and sat aside, listening to where these two men who had lived for an unknown number of years were discussing sister paper.

In the end, when the topic was discussed about which part of the woman was the most attractive, Lian Jinzi said that it was a slender ****, and Lu Dongbin was from the appearance association, and said that it was a face.

Neither of them could convince anyone, so they threw this problem to Shao Yitian. Shao Yitian was suddenly grilled as if he was on the fire, because no matter which one he said, he would offend someone.

After thinking about it for a while, Shao Yitian simply expressed his opinion and said: "I don't think appearance and **** are important, as long as you live well, because the lights are turned off at night, it is pitch black, whether it is a beauty or an ugly girl, it is the same, and a beauty will not have anything more than an ugly girl." ”

After a while, Lian Jinzi gave Shao Yitian a thumbs up and said, "Xiao Shao, your words are incisive, I will accept it!"

Lu Dongbin also gave Shao Yitian a thumbs up and said: "Xiao Shao, you are worthy of being an old driver, what you say is different!"