Chapter 148: Dou Po 1
Chen Xiangqin and Zhong Yue were talking and laughing, when Zhang Chenyi pushed the door in.
When he saw the smile on Chen Xiangqin's face, he couldn't help but smile, greeted Zhong Yue, and said softly: "What are you talking about, so happy?" ”
Chen Xiangqin looked up and saw that it was him, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to him and said with a smile, "Brother Yi, just now my mother said that she would open the back door for me and let me go to college." ”
"It's really worth having fun about." Zhang Chenyi sat beside her and rubbed the top of her hair with a smile, "Did the doctor say when she would be discharged?" ”
"It's coming. Stay another week. After Chen Xiangqin finished speaking, she stared at him for a long time, and saw that although he was smiling, there was a boredom between his eyebrows and eyes that was difficult to hide, and immediately said,
"Is it that my parents are lamenting and sighing at home because they can't have children? Or Xiaoru has no news, so her mother keeps crying and chattering? ”
Zhang Chenyi looked at her for a long time, and suddenly smiled helplessly and happily, "You, could it be the roundworm in my stomach, you guessed so accurately." ”
"Chen Yi, it's normal for your parents to be upset about this." Zhong Yue said, "I sent people to take them to various places in Beijing to see, so that they don't have to think about it all the time." ”
Zhang Chenyi sighed, waved his hand at Zhong Yue to show that it was useless, and said distressedly, "My mother is not sighing, but she has been immersed in all kinds of feudal superstitions, and she feels that the reason why she can't have children is because of evil spirits."
In the past few days, she not only asked people to get what peach branches to ward off evil spirits, but also went to the temple to ask for a child charm and worship a child Guanyin. What's more, she got the incense ash from somewhere, and she must let me drink the incense ash water. She also gave me a packet of incense ashes, and I must bring it to Xiangqin to drink! ”
As he spoke, Zhang Chenyi took out a yellow paper bag from his pocket and threw it on the table, his face full of anger and helplessness.
"Brother Yi, did you really drink that fragrant gray water?!" Chen Xiangqin was stunned for a few seconds, looked at his stomach anxiously, and quickly asked, "Do you have a stomach problem, hurry up and go to the doctor to see." ”
"I didn't drink it, I poured it secretly." Zhang Chenyi rubbed his forehead tiredly and looked at Zhong Yue, "Mom, what age did you say, my mother still engages in feudal superstition such as fragrant gray water." My dad and I didn't want to yell at her, we just focused on these things, and I was really angry. ”
Zhong Yue frowned, shook his head after a long time, and said, "Your mother's vision is so narrow, her thinking has been solidified, she believes in these feudal superstitions, just like you believe in science." If you want to convince her with your set of reasoning, it is useless to say that it is useless. ”
"Brother Yi, Mom, you all want to be bad!" Chen Xiangqin was silent for a long time, and interjected on the side, "If you want to treat my mother-in-law, it's actually very simple. ”
"What's the solution?" Zhang Chenyi and Zhong Yue both looked at her with some surprise.
"In fact, what she cares about most is Brother Yi's physical safety." Chen Xiangqin said, picked up the bag of incense ashes, and said with a calm face: "She asked you to drink this thing, because she believes that it is a cure for diseases." However, as long as you prove to her that this packet of fragrant ash water is poison that can kill you, she will naturally not get this fragrant ash water for you and me to drink. ”
"This method is good!" When Zhang Chenyi and Zhong Yue heard this, they both clapped their hands and praised, "Xiangqin is still smart for you." ”
Chen Xiangqin was not happy on her face, "This is just an expedient measure, and it is not a cure for the symptoms." If you want to change your mother-in-law's mind, you can't do it in one or two days. ”
"I'm sorry, I've wronged you." Zhang Chenyi looked at her apologetically.
"If you treat me well, I won't be wronged." Chen Xiangqin smiled at him, and said again, "I'll give you a thorough explanation." If your mother asks me to drink any incense ash or earthwork, I will never agree to it. ”
"Do you agree with me?" Zhang Chenyi said immediately.
Chen Xiangqin heard this, smiled warmly, although her mother-in-law is feudal, a little selfish, and makes people worry, but having a husband who is not stupid and filial is already very content, she will be in Beijing in the future, and there will not be much time to contact her mother-in-law.
The three chatted for a while, Zhang Chenyi saw that the time was late, and he was about to return to the military region, but he didn't want Zhang's father and mother to come to the hospital.
"Dad, Mom, why are you here?" Zhang Chenyi couldn't hide his surprise.
"Mom is fine, come and see Xiangqin." As soon as Zhang's mother came in, she saw the bag of fragrant ashes, and immediately exclaimed, "Why haven't you drunk this yet!" I finally got it back. Xiao Yi, quickly pour a glass of water and let Xiangqin drink it. ”
"It's a poison that hurts people, and I don't drink it." Chen Xiangqin said with a cold face.
"Nonsense! It's a panacea! How many people can't ask for it! Zhang's mother's face sank, "You can't give birth to a baby, it's just that you have evil spirits, drink some fragrant ash water to drive away evil spirits, it's fine!" Xiao Yi has already drunk it. ”
Chen Xiangqin wanted to look at her, I really believed in your evil after drinking!
Zhong Yue heard her say that her daughter had evil spirits, and her face turned cold, but when she saw Zhang Chenyi, she thought of everything he had done for her daughter, and thought that this was his mother after all, so she still endured it.
"Mom, I didn't drink it, I poured it." Zhang Chenyi pulled the spearhead back to himself.
"You're down?! You don't know what to do, you want to be angry with your mother! Hurry up, you can drink this pack first. Mom will beg tomorrow. When Zhang's mother heard this, she immediately became angry, and hurried the 'good thing' of incense ash to her son to drink first.
Zhang Chenyi didn't refute this time, took the incense ash and poured it into the water, he didn't plan to drink it if he wanted to make a show, but he could only take a small sip when he was stared at by his mother.
"Yes, yes, drink it all up, just drink it a few more times." Zhang Mule said happily.
"Brother Yi! I'll take a sip of it. When Chen Xiangqin saw that he really drank, she was immediately anxious and hurriedly said.
"Look, now you know this thing. Don't rob it, wait for your mother to ask for it for you tomorrow. Mother Zhang said with a smile.
Chen Xiangqin didn't bother to pay attention to her at all, called Zhang Chenyi over, glanced at him, and when she took the cup, she deliberately dropped the cup on the ground with a loose hand.
"Oops! Why are you so careless! Zhang's mother saw that it was all spilled, and shouted regretfully, "I just took a sip, and it was all wasted by you!" ”
As he spoke, he bent down to pull the fragrant ash water with his hands.
"Mom, don't touch it." Zhang Chenyi went to pull her speechlessly.
"You are disrespecting the Bodhisattva to the Buddha!" Zhang pushed him away angrily and continued to try to get the water up.
Zhang Chenyi saw that she was so ignorant, angry and angry, no matter how lazy he was to talk nonsense with her, he pretended to be in pain and covered his stomach, screamed in pain, and then fell to the ground, his eyes were crooked, his mouth was spitting, and his whole body was convulsed......
"Son! What happened to you! Don't scare Mom! Zhang's mother screamed, and suddenly knelt down on Zhang Chenyi in fright.
"Brother Yi!" Chen Xiangqin also pretended to be scared and exclaimed, "Mom, this is poisoning, it must be the problem of the fragrant ash water, you go and call the doctor!" ”
"You have to ask your son to drink that fragrant ash water, I think you will be happy to kill your son!" Zhang's father's face turned red and yelled at her.
"I, I don't have it...... Mother Zhang was frightened, and said in a panic, "I'm for my son, for his good......"