More than half a year later, the ghost brother carried the firewood cut from the mountain, walked behind me like a follower, and when we were walking on the field road, I suddenly heard a few children screaming behind me: "——Brother ,——instigated my sister to feed, return the house to each other!" ”

We both stood still, looking at a few saboteurs in the orphanage standing not far from the field, the brothers and sisters "spreading" on the stone fence not far in front of me, sitting without sitting, standing without standing, the eight children with muddy but innocent resentment, the kind of primitive vitality from the countryside, with murderous eyes in vain attempt to kill me.

I clapped my hands and coaxed me into the close brother-sister relationship with the mountain ghost brother, these dog and guys are restless and want to tear down the house and demolish the tiles.

is led by Niu Ba, who is the same year as Brother Ghost, 19 years old. The two have different personalities, if the ghost brother is like a rough man in the green forest, then Niu Ba is a Hua Dan on the Peking Opera stage, twisting and pinching, I can say that he is a clumsy conspirator, because his face is full of yin and yang.

It is said that because of his age, he was promoted to "group leader" by the dean's mother, and he often made a small middle score like a fly. Responsible for and record my words and deeds, because he doesn't know a big word, so the greasy dirt book is full of graffiti drawings of people, the pig's head three is painted as a fat pig, I was a giant dirty cat said, so his book is all animals, look at each person with "X" or outline to indicate that he kowtows to paste the brother is all hooks, I am XX. Mamma doesn't check its notebook, and it all depends on our mood to decide our fate, so he pretends that his profound knowledge is all about taking off his pants and farting - redundant.

Poor Niu Ba was supported by a few little babies because of the "temptation" of the book in his hand, but he couldn't extricate himself and thought that he had great powers, but he was born with a kind of sadness that made people feel depressed, or a sissy, often with an out-of-control scream in the high note; When fighting, you will only keep yourself out of the center of the storm, and you will always be nervous; The conceit thought that the god soldier would guess the command, but in fact, he always commanded the battle and made brain-dead mistakes, and was usually used by me after a counterattack with the thirty-six strategies in the "Art of War--- the first is the best plan. Adding a block to my arrogant and unruly girl seems to be the supreme goal of his life.

Now the eight of them are in a small meeting posture, and most of them have "we're going to beat you both" expressions on their faces. This made Niu Ba very excited, so excited that he could barely control the level of his voice, and used a fake voice to scratch the bottom of the pot: "You have to run!" ”

The 16-year-old rat is a veritable rat spirit, and he is indispensable for patting his ass: "I can't run!" ”

The 16-year-old second dog happily answered: "Don't run!" ”

"Can't run!" The big voice comes from the 17-year-old oil four chickens, the mouthpiece can almost be seen with a bright voice, the eyes are often sloppy, the old eyes, nothing can be missed, but the face deliberately pretends to be stupid, that is his survival strategy.

Comb the same mess twist argument girl is Gui Fengqi, Gui Fengqi and I am the same age, she imagines me as her natural enemy, because she dreams of scratching my alluring appearance, imagining that she is loved, flowers and flowers bloom Xi Shi is alive, the biggest hobby is to use the moon season flower to smear the lips into a bloody female ghost, the most shy smile makes people not eat meat for three days - crazy vomiting. The most important thing is that she loves to mutter, and she is selfish, if it weren't for the mothers, I would have slapped her a lot.

"Cat Nine, it will become a pig's head in a while!" Turtle and Phoenix Seven used the self-righteous to think that the city was overwhelmed, and the stubby orchid fingers were like five encircling sausage fingers, predicting my upcoming fate.

To her left is the 17-year-old Pony Six, who is the most walled to him. Pony Six is definitely the most thief boy in the orphanage, skinny, born with some left turns, running like a clumsy penguin, his biggest characteristic is that he consciously becomes mentally retarded to protect himself, giving people the illusion of being pure and sluggish, in fact, he is a species that knows how to protect himself. When fighting, I always don't know when and where, and at the end of the fight, I appear on the scene out of breath, and my expression is more indignant than anyone else, and I can get away without being suspected by others.

"Might-Martial-" Xiao Ma Liu began to act and direct himself before the war, pulling a pouting horse step, his feet as thin as bamboo chopsticks were unstable and squatting, he spat dantian at the same time, the whole process of stealing eyebrows and rat eyes peeked at everyone's reaction to him, he needed others to do something about his difficult operation.

The 16-year-old Ah Wu Donkey slapped Pony Six's buttocks with a simple smile, and the tragedy was that he met the shrewd Pony Six, and the unsightly frame was shot and collapsed, and the unknown oil four chickens jumped up to crusade against Ah Wu Donkey, because he was admitted to the orphanage on the same day as Pony Six, and he was considered a brother who was "born in the same year and month".

You Siji warned Ah Wu Donkey, "You dare to bully him!" ”

Ah Wu Donkey counterattacked, but he was a little lacking in confidence, and the weak chicken wanted to behave like an eagle, but he couldn't win two of them, and his face was between Tie Qing and Pale White: "I can't stand on my feet, who is to blame?" ”

Two people pounced on Ah Wu Donkey at the same time, the honest stuffy shrimp Ah Wu Donkey does not mean that you are bullied, and it is not easy to be provoked if you are completely provoked. He dodged the pounce of the two people, jumped up from the ground, the original force exploded, he used himself as a wooden stick, and the two knees hit the chest and abdomen of the oil four chickens without thinking, and the oil four chickens wrinkled their faces in pain: "Lao Tzu wants your turtle's life!" Pony Six successfully flashed, pulled away from a long distance, and the four chickens who were in a hurry fluttered up and counterattacked Ah Wu Donkey for the second time.

Biting bastards! The world of mutual bites!

Distracted by my whistle from the enemy, I yelled at the bastards: "A nest of snakes and rats!" Dog eats dog, a mouthful of hair, a slap! ”

Niu Ba was angry and ashamed, he had not started fighting, but he began to fight internally, he stepped forward, and the three shrimp soldiers immediately retreated to the second line, and it was obvious that Niu Ba had a "Shang Fang Sword", and the three shrimps could not provoke Niu Ba.

The heavyweight finally shines on the field: Niu Ba's heavyweight fighting weapon - Pig Head Three, mainly because he is really fat enough, a white flower of pork belly is like a drum ball, in the era of less oil and less food, he can still grow into a fat man of 180 pounds, I once threatened: There is no good person who dares to be fat this year!

His most powerful action is to throw you directly to the ground, 180 pounds of weight without saying a word all on you, that tonnage makes your face turn from red to green in the next second, your soul is out of body, and it is difficult to breathe. Unfortunately, his weaknesses are just as obvious, sluggish and sluggish, his clumsy body comes slowly like slow motion, the opponent can often escape with a cigarette, and without other partners to assist him in subduing the enemy, it is difficult for him to achieve one-on-one confrontation.

At present, the two sides of the camp are grinding fists.

Enemy: General Niu Hachi, who uses a sleeping blanket as a temporary general's cloak. Majestic.

After that, the column lined up five shrimp soldiers and crab generals, including one rat, two dogs, three pigs, four chickens, and five donkeys.

On the left and right sides of Niu Hachi stand the main fighters, Pony Six and Pig Head Three.

Gui Fengqi waved a simple banana leaf, and a bull's head was painted crookedly on it, which clearly meant "Niu Jun".

Me: The general is handsome, squinting his eyes, leisurely half lying under the big tree and closing his eyes to enjoy the coolness, watching his fingerprints. Brother Hu, the god of war, has a black face like Hei Guan Gong, and his face is on my left side.

The current battle ratio is 2:8. A group of chickens who are restless with the status quo just want to compete with their mates in the mud in captivity to peck at them, proving that they have the nature of a phoenix, but in the end they are still wrinkled chickens that fall into the grass.

Ah Wu Donkey was in charge of the pre-war propaganda, and shouted proudly: "Mao Jiujiu, you can't run, give Niu Bugs a good recognition of his ancestors and return to his ancestors!" ”

Rat Yi reported with great resentment: "No, Mao Jiujiu broke one of my front teeth last time, so she was so quick to cheapen!" ”

Gui Fengqi also carried out his poisonous ecstasy soup style persuasion: "Brother Mountain Ghost, I am as beautiful as a fairy, you come here, this cat nine will bring you bad luck!" I'll be with you. The result she got was that Brother Hu smacked her in the air.

Xiao Ma Liushuang exerted the spirit of his two walls, probably shocked by Ah Hu's eyes like a torch, leaving a way back for the upcoming opening, and cautiously reminded the boss Niu Ba: "The dean's mother wants to gather everyone before dinner today, and the time is a little insufficient." ”

Niu Ba kicked Pony Six and chewed.

I couldn't hide my disdain for their dish, so I pretended to look up to the sky and roar, "Aha, what kind of king and eight calves?!" I owe firewood to fire, flies to ear scrapers, and the skin is itchy again, and I owe it to clean up, right? ”

The enemy's pig head three appeared in a formation, full of spirit, and performed pantomime: raised the big watermelon in his hand, stared at the big watermelon with angry eyes, pointed at us and pointed at the watermelon, and said that we were this watermelon. Then, a big watermelon sat down on the buttocks, and the watermelon suddenly flew with melon flesh, and we were also obsessed with the idea that if we fought against it, such a melon, there would be no corpse.

Niu Ba was satisfied with the wonderful expression of the pig head three, and pretended to pat the dust on his shoulder, yin and yang weird, and his situation was similar to obscenity: "Accept it or not?" ”

I shouted, "Yo! Selling fake medicines! Brother ghost, you have to let them order, and give them one by one to blow up their brains! "Brother Ghost is also smart to meet the needs of my plot, came up with a cold face, picked up a brick and stone on the side of the road, and slapped the brick in half with one punch, which is used to really dare to shoot people instead of showing off.

Slap off five bricks in one go.

Watermelon to brick, butt to palm, one is not a level confrontation!

Niu Ba was choked in the excitement: "Ah-"

Xiao Ma Liu carefully took out his official authority as the "second master": "Don't be afraid, listen to me, they are fake." ”

The ghost brother glanced around, and he saw a tree. The flower tree was quietly in the world, but the ghost brother held the tree, I know his strange powers, but it was a bit too much to show off like this, and he uprooted the tree. The roots of the earth were more than a meter in diameter, and he twisted the flower tree in two around his neck.

"After checking, fake?" I asked Niu Ba and hit him directly.

The Niu Eight Group was forced by the strength of the ghost brother, and almost confessed in despair. It's hard for me to describe Ushihachi's expression, but he did a very childish operation - licking his lips and scratching the back of his head.

"You, you, you are few people." The enemy Ah Wu Donkey finally thought of a cheeky comparison.

A battle of words between the two armies before the war usually begins with saliva, with our army representing Venom and Tongue and the enemy with ponies