Chapter 52: Out of Gas

What?

Han Jinzhu was confused.

Seven inches and six minutes long?

It can't be this girl's nonsense, right?

Everyone was also stunned, this thing is commonplace, everyone uses it every day, and no one has ever cared about the length.

I don't know what else the reason is.

What a tricky girl!

The corners of the eldest princess's mouth were slightly upturned, and she gently fanned the fan in her hand.

It doesn't sound like a big deal.

It's not a test of your four books and five classics, it's just a pair of chopsticks.

Everyone uses it in their hands every day, it is so long, it depends on how simple the questions are, how easy the answers are, and you don't even need to have any advanced knowledge.

However, is it really simple?

It's not simple, the eldest princess doesn't know.

She couldn't answer anyway.

And she dared to pack the ticket, and she was afraid that no one would be able to answer if she sat again.

Looking at Han Jinzhu, whose face turned the color of pig liver, the eldest princess sighed, if she wants to see others make a fool of herself, she must have the consciousness of being slapped in the face.

I often walk by the lake, how can I not get my shoes wet?

On Jian Dan's head, the corners of his mouth were almost to the root of his ears.

Aren't you a rich man, but answer quickly!

"Lu Yanyan!"

Han Jinzhu roared, "What kind of problem is this? Is it wrong to deliberately play me? ”

Lu Yanyan plucked out her ears.

"Tricking you?"

A pair of bright-eyed bosses who can talk.

"Second Grandma Jian thinks so?"

"How is that possible!"

"I'm a countryman, I'm shallow, except for firewood, rice, oil and salt, I only know these little things......"

These words are so familiar, and the words just said were returned to her as they were.

Han Jinzhu's face was hot.

This slap really hurts.

But will she throw in the towel? If she admits defeat, she won't be Han Jinzhu, and she won't be so miserable in the Jade Pavilion.

"Lu Yanyan, you are messing around, who knows if the chopsticks are seven inches and six minutes long? You want to bluff me, you've found the wrong person! ”

I've really never seen myself messing around, and talking about others so confidently.

Lu Yanyan was also convinced.

"Do you want to find a ruler to measure?"

The implication is that it's useless to mess around.

I don't know which one is not a big deal, so I really asked my subordinates to find a ruler to measure.

Han Jinzhu couldn't get off the stage.

Lu Yanyan propped her elbows on the table and supported her chin with one hand.

Said lazily, "Grandma Jian, who is rich in five cars, can you answer my little question?" ”

At this time, it is a big joke to say that you are rich and rich.

This action, coupled with the lazy tone, is simply a provocation that doesn't take people seriously, Chi Guoguo.

"Lu Yanyan, don't deceive people too much."

Han Jinzhu suddenly became an angry King Kong.

"Do you know why? I don't know where I heard it to test others, if you have the ability, you can say the answer, let's all listen. ”

Lu Yanyan said in her heart, this is too deceitful?

I'm afraid I don't know "deceive people too much", how to write these four words, right?

Let me show you what it means to be a real deception.

It's also a long memory, don't want to look at people's jokes at every turn in the future.

"It's too simple, we countrymen know it."

Hook your fingers behind you.

"Banxia, you come to tell Second Grandma Jian why the chopsticks are seven inches and six minutes long."

Banxia, who stood behind him as a background board for a long time, was immediately energetic.

The loud voice should be, and anyone who is flying can hear the fighting spirit in it.

The reason why the length of the chopstick is set at seven inches and six minutes represents the seven emotions and six desires of people, which is to remind people to refrain from self-denial and temperate desires. Don't overeat. ”

That's right, right? I ate two more chicken legs that day, and that's what her grandmother told her.

When they heard it, they said, Oh, I see!

Carefully measured.

Hey, that's not right!

This is obviously Lu Yanyan borrowing a chopstick to ridicule Han Jinzhu!

Suddenly, there was no place in the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys that did not hurt.

The countryman who said that he only knew firewood, rice, oil and salt?

Said that the good countryman has no culture?

Swearing doesn't bring a dirty word.

It also makes others feel inexplicably tall.

If the countrymen want to be so uneducated, and let others live?

Everyone restrained their minds and didn't dare to underestimate this "countryman" anymore.

Han Jinzhu humiliated herself, her face was so ugly and ugly that she had to slap the table and leave.

Although the eldest princess admires Lu Yanyan, she doesn't plan to mess up the flower club.

Hurriedly stood up and played a round and revealed the matter.

In the evening, the ladies went to the stage to watch the play, and the young daughters-in-law and the girls were still playing in the garden.

There was a sound of silk and bamboo on the other side of the lake, and it turned out that not only the eldest princess had invited the ladies to participate in the flower party.

The little prince of the princess's mansion also invited a group of sons to drink and play across the lake.

Those who have fallen into the eyes of the little county king are not ordinary people.

The girls tacitly gathered in the water pavilion by the lake.

I tried to pretend that nothing happened, but my eyes drifted to the other side of the lake from time to time.

Lu Yanyan was very distressed about this, are the men on the other side all fragrant?

are all gathered in the water pavilion, how can they chat with the Sun family girl alone?

I deeply feel that it was a wrong decision to come to the flower party, and it is better to make an excuse and meet by chance on the street.

Zhou Ruowei's eyes swept around in the water pavilion.

"Why don't you see Cousin Juan?"

Lu Yanyan was bored, and when she heard this, she suggested that she go outside to look for it.

The three of them quietly withdrew from the water pavilion and walked aimlessly.

walked into a purple bamboo forest and met Zhao Juan, who Zhou Ruowei was looking for.

Zhao Xuan's face was not good, as if he had just quarreled with someone.

Zhou Ruowei couldn't see Zhao Yan left and right.

"That uneasy thing is arguing with you again?"

"It's fine."

Zhou Ruowei pouted, "I don't know you yet?" It's okay, can it make you angry like this? ”

"It's not a big deal!"

Zhao Juan knew that they were not people with broken mouths.

"She wanted to sneak to the other side of the river, but I found out and stopped her, and ran away after arguing."

Zhou Ruowei broke a bamboo branch and whipped the bamboo stem.

"You shouldn't care about her, just fall into the pit!"

Zhao Juan was helpless, where did she want to take care of her, not that she wanted her and her mother's life to stop.

"Forget it, people have run away anyway, and they can't manage it if they want to, let's go for a walk together."

Zhou Ruowei lost the bamboo branch and said.

After a few steps, there was a commotion by the lake, and it seemed that someone had fallen into the water.

The four of them rushed to the lake.

By the time they reached the lake, it was already full of people.

All the girls in the water pavilion came out, and even on the other side of the stage, the eldest princess and the ladies who were watching the play stood by the river.

Zhou Ruowei stood on her toes and looked in, "Who fell into the water?" ”

This is the people in the lake have fished up, through the gap between people, Lu Yanyan only saw a small piece lying flat, wet clothes.

If she remembers correctly, this set of clothes was just worn on Zhao Yan's body.

"It's out of gas!"

The mother-in-law, who dragged people up from the lake, shouted sharply.

The eldest princess scolded, "What nonsense? Don't hurry up and get a doctor. ”

Some people ran to the doctor in a disorderly manner.

The mother-in-law who was scolded didn't know if she was stupid or what.

Retorted, "It's really out of gas! ”