A few days ago, I received good news that Na Miantang would be invited by the village chief to attend the village landlord's banquet today, and it is estimated that it will take half a day, as long as he is not there, I can finally collect my protection money again.

We have been very popular recently, and there are many forms of gambling, all of which are simple gambling methods, such as throwing stones, guessing matchsticks, etc., and the gambling money is all food, and we are not interested in other things.

The sun is shining, the dean's mother is going out, Ah Xiang and Tian are basically powerless to resist our group of children, and they also go out to drink flower wine with one eye closed, so it is a good day to let go of the Bo.

I continued to support the wooden planks at the mouth of the patio of my own site, and placed a straw vegetable basket in the center, and wrote squarely: "Walk by, leave the money to buy the road; If you don't have money, you gamble".

The official deputy is against the people.

Today, it is extremely strict, as long as the last thatched house has to pass through this road, forcing the poor bare-bones of Liangshan Ah Wu Donkey, Pony Six, this pair of weak and strong brothers and sisters, trying to cross the grain and not paying food, was hit by us, they are full of tacit understanding Ah Wu Donkey flew to the left, and Pony Six ran wildly to the right. In fact, they ignored that the ghost brother was second only to that Miantang's skills, and the ghost brother first stabbed Ah Wu Donkey with an elbow, and the fists and kicks that were flying over by the ghost brother behind Pony Six still did not fall, and after parrying the flying feet, he squatted with his head in his hands: "Spare your life, old cat." ”

Brother Ghost effortlessly grabbed Pony Six on the left, grabbed Ah Wu Donkey on the right, and lifted it up, I used a honey tone: "What are you running, keep fit, pay food, or gamble, little brother." ”

Ah Wu Donkey hurriedly said, "Sister Cat, we can't bet on you." ”

Pony Liuyou slid on his face and began to salivate, "Big cat, what's the point of winning the bet?" ”

I unveiled the gambling puzzle: "Throw stocks, win this roast rabbit is yours, it's easy to lose, I'll kick your ass." Which one to choose? ”

Pony Six and Ah Wu Donkey looked at each other, and they didn't have to guess to know that they would bet, because the rabbit roasted by the ghost brother was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the fragrance was ten miles, and the two of them were haunted by the rabbit meat. For the two perennial beaten flesh, such a bet is too cost-effective.

Pony Six had a mouth full of convulsions, and forced his saliva to swallow: "Bet!" Ah Wu's donkey's belly cooperated with the river and the sea, muttering.

Not far away, the first and second dogs hid in the corner of the wall like thieves, poked their heads out of the corner, and watched the opening game like a mole with a stretched neck; The four chickens of oil fluttered up the tree sensitively, and the bitter gourd watched his brother kowtowing and changing stickers with a bitter face; The three attempts of pork are hidden under the lid of the pot, and the moving lid is pressed against the wall; Niu Hachi stood quietly beside the stone not far away, and a large thick tree happened to hide his figure, and he now quietly looked like a ghost.

The show begins.

I picked up the bowl casually, turned the strands around, and then buckled it on the ground: "Want an order?" Want a double? "I looked up at these two Erlenzi.

Everyone held their breath, the two Erlenzi were making a difficult choice, and the brothers in the tree, in the corner of the wall, and under the lid of the pot had spoken up and warmly helped them make a choice.

Rat Yi raised his entire arm unwaveringly: "It's just a single one!" ”

The second dog tried his best to raise his hands: "It's a pair!" Double, Double, Double"

The four chickens enthusiastically flaunted their condescending advantages: "I saw it, believe me, it's a single!" ”

Pig's head three used an overwhelming soaring high note, he had successfully moved to my upper left under the cover of the pot lid, I looked up at him, it was really uncomfortable, that guy except for the deafening high pitch "Double, double!" Pair! Maybe the saliva and snot are all falling on me.

I wiped my saliva: "What the are you doing here, have you paid the protection money?" ”

Pig's head three immediately showed an amnesiac expression, which was broken by Pony Six.

I'll give the pony another two, two, or three seconds: "Three, two, one."

Xiao Ma Liu hurriedly got up and said, "Single!" ”

Without giving them a chance, I quickly lifted the bowl and threw it off with a quick look. Joy and anger shouted indiscibly: "Ouch mother! Blessed are you two turtle grandchildren! At the same time, I copied the shares, so fast that I couldn't see these turtle grandchildren clearly." How blessed! ”

Black eats black! Because even if they win now, there is no proof of it, and the shares have been copied back into my hands.

I smiled and moved my legs, loosening my muscles, and the ghost brother maintained the standard thug as he should be, and the two wolves walked towards the two sheep to be slaughtered.

At this time, the first and second dogs, and the four chickens of oil choose to be deaf and shrink; Even the dumb pig's head knew how to get away from the center of the storm immediately, and retreated backwards in small steps, this procedure did not affect the exchange of gloating glances between them, and this scene was also happy in this poor and boring time.

The two sheep, Pony Six and Ah Wu Donkey, finally understood that they might be fat, and they were all paralyzed on the ground in an instant.

I smiled beside them, and laughed so much that they were stunned that the orphanage master was so bright: "I raised a stock and said that I opened a double leopard." ”

The result was a joy for both sides: I don't like to save my strength and kick "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9" to my brothers' butts

Even so, the two of them were in pain and happy, because they were now happily grabbing their legs and munching on their legs, and they felt it vividly from hell to heaven, "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious." ”

The pig's head watched with three mouthfuls of water, and with a wave of my hand, the ghost brother spread the remaining rabbit meat on the stone, and the second dog who reacted to this matter had already pounced: "Thanks, old cat!" ”

Pig Tousan arched the brothers who were grabbing food on the scene with his buttocks, and grabbed a big lump of meat accurately, Zhu Bajie swallowed the peach alive to perform, straightened his neck, and stared straight at him.

"Don't rob, don't rob, we all have a share." The four chickens actually put on the posture of a civilized man, because it took some time for him to run down from under the tree.

The bastards squatted, sitting, standing, and eating like a whirlwind.