Chapter 213: Black Impermanence
Half a cup of tea.
"Jasmine, come in." Li Yushu buckled the bronze mirror on the stage, played with the brush in his hand, and called Jasmine happily.
Full of curiosity, Jasmine ran over to look at it and said, "Emperor, what's wrong with your face?" ”
Leaving Yushu's small mouth, he grinned and took out a mouthful of snow-white teeth: "How is it?" Like a play? ”
"Like a fool." Jasmine said honestly.
Li Yushu blackened his little face with black ink, and if he didn't show out that little white tooth, no one would be able to tell that this was a person.
"Hugh is talking nonsense." Li Yushu was very satisfied with his masterpiece, changed into coarse cloth clothes, and pretended to be a dung picker and ran out of the palace.
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Tree Tree Restaurant.
I have great rivers and mountains.
Li Yushu slipped to the back kitchen under the strange eyes of everyone, and found a small belly: "Go, let the back kitchen cook a few hard dishes for me." ”
How can a little imperial uncle stop me?
The little belly was a little confused about Yushu's temperament, and after serving a few plates of hard dishes, he retreated.
She carries a chicken leg in her left hand and a braised pork in her right hand.
Just as he was burping, a familiar figure appeared at the door.
Wow rub.
It turned out to be an ear of wheat.
"Mai Sui'er, you wait." Liyushu called him eagerly.
The nine-thousand-year-old who came here to eat heard someone call him to look back coldly, and shouted: "Black impermanence? ”
"You're still impermanent." Li Yushu stretched out his oily little hand towards him.
"Don't touch me." Nine thousand years old shrugged his shoulders and stepped back: "It's dirty, it's dirty, don't touch me, you have something to say." ”
Li Yushu felt that he was quite hypocritical, and he could pretend to be a little white rabbit in a white dress: "You don't recognize me?" ”
"You...... Who are you? The nine-thousand-year-old demon's eyes looked carefully.
"I'm the shopkeeper here." A white tooth away from the jade tree.
Jiuchisui looked at her dumbfounded: "Where did you go to dig up the ashes?" ”
"Go, go, go." Liyushu's calf: "You are quite bold, you dare to come." ”
"I'm a serious businessman, and the last time I came here, I thought the food here tasted good, so I wanted to try it again." Nine thousand years old said seriously, he thought, for the sake of the first emperor's face, let her go: "The shopkeeper must be treated equally, and you can't move your dog out again." ”
Seeing that he was so amiable this time, and he didn't make trouble, Li Yushu had to pat his chest with a smile and righteousness: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, as long as you pay for dinner, the shopkeeper won't embarrass you." ”
"Hands, your hands." Nine thousand years old gritted his teeth and looked at the oily dirty hands of Yushu: "You touched the clothes of this seat without washing your hands, ...... I'm going to go back and change my clothes, I'm going to change my clothes! ”
As he spoke, the nine-thousand-year-old ran down the wooden ladder.
Li Yushu spread out his little hand and looked at it: "It's so strange, it's very clean." ”
Well, it's clean, and the oil is all rubbed on the nine-thousand-year-old clothes.
It's not easy to be a thief, and it's even harder to be a smart thief.
Eating too much, IQ interference.
Xiao Yushu's dung basket was also lost, and the hat was gone, so she couldn't pretend to be a little maid and mixed into the palace, so she had to climb over the wall.
She looked up at the high walls, and I was about to climb over them.
She stepped on the stone with one foot, slipped up with the other, ate too much, walked lazily, grasped the tiles of the city wall with both hands, and was dragged down by someone in a flashing of her legs......