Chapter 24 Xu Yifan of 'Great Compassion'
"Yifan, Yifan, I'm back!" Fan Xiaoxue, who was holding the phone in her hand and holding Xiaobai in her arms, was sweating, and her little face was flushed, and she separated the crowd and came to Xu Yifan.
"Yifan, what's wrong with you? Bloody face? Fan Xiaoxue asked with her eyes wide open and her eyes red in a scorching voice.
Xu Yifan looked at Fan Xiaoxue and said with a smile: "I'm fine, I'm really fine!" This blood was to confuse the old bald horse to get a special effect. ”
Fan Xiaoxue's eyes suddenly showed a fierce look, her eyebrows raised slightly, and her voice gradually became cold, and she asked, "It was that stinky monk from An Peiguo who injured you?" ”
"I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt, but that stinky monk was by me." Xu Yifan swept his small flat head with his right hand, and pointed at the motionless Kawasuke Yinlang with his left hand.
"Did you kill him?" Fan Xiaoxue asked suspiciously.
"No, no! Eighty percent are lying on their stomachs and pretending to be dead ready to touch porcelain! Xu Yifan explained with some apprehension.
"Not dead? Touching porcelain? Fan Xiaoxue's eyebrows raised again, and she said fiercely to Xiaobai in her arms: "Xiaobai, go bite that stinky monk!" ”
Xiaobai, who was constantly scanning Xu Yifan with his white eyes, suddenly retracted his drooping tongue, his eyes burst with fierce light, and a low roar came out from the depths of his throat, constantly shaking his body to break free from Fan Xiaoxue's arms.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Fan donor, in front of many media, please don't be impatient, wait for the old man to go and have a look!" Master Wukong quickly came to Kawasuke Yinlang and squatted down, leaned in, reached out and fiddled with Kawasuke Lew's right hand for a long time, stretched out two fingers to check his pulse.
"Fortunately, thanks to the mercy of Master Xu's subordinates, this monk from Ampere Country has no worries about his life, nothing serious, nothing important, just a few days of cultivation!" Master Wukong said with a haha.
Then Master Wukong turned around and turned to Xu Yifan with his hands together, bowed his head slightly, and said: "Master Xu Shi is really merciful and compassionate, the Buddha's heart is in his chest, and he can kill such a despicable person without pain, it is really the heart of the benevolent, the heart of the benevolent!" ”
"What? Nothing big? That's not going to work, I can't let him go back to Ampere standing up! Thinking of this, Xu Yifan immediately turned around and greeted Fan Xiaoxue while rolling up his sleeves with his arms: "Xiaoxue, let go of the dog, I have to abolish him today!" "At the same time, I have to squeeze out Master Goku and make a pleasant mending knife to Kawasuke Yinlang who is paralyzed on the ground!
"Well, okay, I shook people just now, I'll be here in a while, arrest them all!" How could Fan Xiaoxue hesitate? Squatting is about to let Xiaobai go!
Master Wukong's facial muscles twitched uncontrollably a few times, and immediately blocked in front of Kawasuke Yinlang, stopping the indignant and unwilling two: "Donor slower, donor slower!" While talking, he kept squeezing his eyes at Xu Yifan and Fan Xiaoxue!
Master Wukong bowed slightly: "Oops! Master Xu Shi is really kind-hearted, merciful and compassionate, you can rest assured, you just shattered the heart and lungs of this monk of An Peiguo, and the bones were only broken in more than 20 places, except for the second half of his life, he could only lie in bed, but his life was worry-free...... I won't bother you to go up and check it out! ”
Xu Yifan was stunned for a moment, and immediately nodded with satisfaction: "Well, my Buddha is merciful, these few days in the Guiyin Temple have really gone to a lot of anger in my heart, and I have become a lot more merciful!" Amitabha...... Since the injury is not serious, I will not come forward to check! ”
looked back at Fan Xiaoxue, who was full of confusion, and said with a straight face: "Little Fan donor, pay attention to quality, be compassionate, don't make a fuss, the so-called comer is a guest, not to mention that this is a reasonable and legal competition!" Go home and copy the Great Compassion Sutra three times, and go to the anger in your heart! ”
The atmosphere was awkward!
The onlookers are embarrassed!
All kinds of media are embarrassed!
Master Wukong looked at Xu Yifan, who was talking serious nonsense, and was very embarrassed!
Only Fan Xiaoxue grabbed Xu Yifan's arm and pouted, and kept nodding and said: "Well, well, I listen to you, I listen to you, I'll copy it when I go down the mountain, just copy it, what's that called?" There are not many words......"
"Hehe, I don't know, I made it up blindly, what to copy, you are the most gentle in my eyes, where does a trace of anger come from!" Xu Yifan squeezed out of the crowd while talking to Fan Xiaoxue and walked to the door of the wooden gate in the side courtyard.
"Oh! By the way, it's okay, it's all gone! What should you do, what should you do? The performance ended with the victory of the young heroes of the Tang Kingdom, and it was over! Xu Yifan just walked away like a melon-eating crowd.
"By the way, Master Wukong, remember to call me if anyone comes to make trouble! I'll spoil them! And that monkey, he stole a dollar from me, compatriots, help me come back......" Xu Yifan's shout came from the side courtyard of the Guiyin Temple!
Everyone looked at each other......
Then he smiled and stared at the 'monkey' who was pale and kept dancing his hands and saying, "I didn't steal, I didn't steal......
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Side yards.
"Yifan, are you really okay?" Fan Xiaoxue asked worriedly.
"It hurts a little!" Xu Yifan
"What does it hurt?"
"It hurts everywhere! By the way, that Wukong master is not authentic! ”
"Can't! Master Wukong is a high-ranking monk! ”
"Well, but it's good, I still have to thank him after all," Xu Yifan said after pondering for a moment.
"How?" Fan Xiaoxue, who was poking Xu Yifan all over his body and asking if it hurts, asked.
"Secrets between men!" Xu Yifan replied nonsense.
"Coax, coax, coax" Four or five helicopters flew over the Guiyin Temple!
"The terrorists inside, the elements, you have been surrounded, we are the anti-terrorist special forces of the Tang State, please lay down your weapons and give up useless resistance......"
"What's going on? Are you sure you're playing a hole? Xu Yifan pointed to the helicopter in the sky and looked at Fan Xiaoxue and asked.
Fan Xiaoxue's face turned red and she lowered her head and said, "My second uncle said that the police station didn't understand how to deal with this problem, and it took a lot of effort, so he directly called Uncle Xu, the General Staff of the Armed Police!" ”
"I'll go! Our second uncle Niu 13! I like it, I have to visit such a domineering second uncle! Xu Yifan said with his eyes shining.
"I'll see you soon, the day after tomorrow is the day when my aunt invites us to a private party on Baoyue Island, and the second uncle will also go, he, he also wants to meet you!" Fan Xiaoxue blushed and raised her head to observe Xu Yifan's reaction.
"Okay, okay, our second uncle is so powerful, it's my honor to see me!" Xu Yifan said with a smile.
At this moment, six black shadows came in from the temple wall of the side courtyard of the Guiyin Temple.
I saw six extremely well-trained people in black come to Fan Xiaoxue and shouted in unison: "Hello Miss! ”
Immediately after that, a leading sturdy man kept observing the surrounding environment and whispered at the same time: "The eldest lady is safe, the eldest lady is safe, a group of people pay attention to the perimeter guard; the second group, pay attention to the commanding heights; Three groups, snipers lock on suspicious figures; Four groups, ...... means of passage," he said here, and he looked up at Fan Xiaoxue.
"Oh, Brother Zhen, it's okay, relax, I'll just drive back by myself, don't get nervous, the trouble has been solved!" Don't get any helicopters or anything......" Fan Xiaoxue said with a red face and tugging Xu Yifan's arm.