Chapter 26 [Uncle Shan's Test]

Ah Yin washed off the toothpaste on his face in the bathroom, while Hachihashi had a big bag on his head and a dark circle in his left eye, which was left by Ah Yin

Hachihashi didn't dare to say anything, sitting on the sofa in a daze, Kawasaki Nai was playing with the cat in her arms, and there was another knock outside the door

Kawasaki Nai was playing with the cat and couldn't leave, so he asked Hachihashi to open the door, and Ah Yin was afraid that Hachihashi's appearance would scare others, so he went to open the door himself

I wiped my face casually, changed my skirt, and went to open the door

Click~

"Welcome to Billions, there are ...... Ah, Uncle Shan, why are you so free to come to play with me?Is there something new to test?" Ah Yin asked, inviting Uncle Shan to enter the door

Uncle Shan looked listless, his face was a little bad, Ah Yin asked if there was anything uncomfortable, Uncle Shan leaned into Ah Yin's ear, and whispered: "Come with me to the hospital for a physical examination, because I am a wanted criminal who is too conspicuous to enter the hospital, is it okay for you to accompany me, he is also a wanted criminal in the summer year, so it is inconvenient to go with me." ”

Ah Yin hesitated, since he was going to a place with so many people, how could he not pack it well?

Ah Yin pulled Uncle Shan into the house, closed the door, and went to Ah Yin's room, Ah Yin opened the wardrobe, took a white dress and a hat for Uncle Shan to change into, and then went out to the hospital

There were many police officers and people from the Mo Shi team patrolling along the way, as well as sneering people, it seems that this is a big inspection

On the way to the hospital, Ah Yin saw a group of people watching something, Ah Yin wanted to go and see, but Uncle Shan was there, so it was not very convenient to go around to watch the excitement, so he had to continue to hurry

Ah Yin passed by the crowd and heard a few girls say, "Sneering Lord is really handsome, worthy of being the strongest magician." ”

Ah Yin was stunned when he heard this, and sneered handsomely, Ah Yin admitted, but what the hell is the first strong magician?

When Uncle Shan heard those girls say that, he was so frightened that he quickened his pace, covered his face with his hat in his hand, and bowed his head slightly

Sneer, a handsome guy with a cold type, magic is surprisingly powerful, and he doesn't drag his feet in doing things

Sneering and several inspectors found three underground party magicians, who were fire, earth, and wind magicians

The fire magician was the first to be killed by the sneer, because the magic attribute was restrained, and the other earth magic was the ice magic that restrained the cold smile, and the sneer was going to be left for the last treatment

The wind magician knew that he was not a sneering opponent, so he took a step back slightly, pushed the earth magician next to him two steps forward with his other hand, and used the wind magic [super speed] himself, and the wind swept up on the scene, the sand flew away from the stones, and quickly fled the scene with a loud sound

He didn't even look at the wind mage with a sneer, and looked at the earth mage without squinting

Seeing that he had been abandoned, the earth mage began to panic, so he opened the [Stone Shield] earth barrier and [Stone Armor] to add a set of invisible armor to his body, which can weaken the damage of ice magic attacks, which shows how strong his desire to survive is

And the wind mage thought that he had successfully escaped, but Kaede, who was flying in the sky, was already waiting for him

Kaede flew behind the wind magician without hurry, and the magician glanced back proudly, only to see someone following behind him, and he was so frightened that he immediately accelerated, and the speed reached supersonic speed, and he wanted to get rid of the people behind him, right?

The magician glanced back, and sure enough, he shook it off, and when he turned around, Kaede was only one meter away from him!

Damn, when did he run to me? The magician cursed in his heart, damn it, go die!

The magician used a [Wind Injury], an invisible blade slashed over, the corners of Kaede's mouth raised a smile, an upside-down flip dodged the attack, and then suddenly slowed down, raised his fists, the magician was directly hit in the ribs, the sound of bone breaking sounded, the magician pushed Kaede away, covered the ribs that were hit with both hands, and began to fly to the ground, Kaede chased after him, and captured the wind magician

Sneering at this side, the earth magician didn't dare to act rashly, and looked at the magician with a sneer expressionless, one hand in his pocket, and the other hand out of the outside

The inspector behind the sneer wanted to step forward and try to break the barrier, but was stopped by the sneer

"Let me do it, it's the most stupid thing to do a tortoise like him. ”

"Yes. The inspector took a few steps back

From the sneer's feet, the ice began to freeze, the ice spread in the direction of the magician, the temperature of the scene began to drop rapidly, and someone in the crowd of onlookers sneezed

The ice is getting thicker and thicker under the mage's feet, although there are enchantments and armor, but the ice magic is penetrating, and the mage is also shivering with cold, sneering and frowning, the ice under his feet spreads directly outside the mage's enchantment, and the mage's whole person is wrapped in ice

sneered and said coldly: "Then if you want to wrap yourself, I'll help you." After saying that, he summoned a few large ice cubes to wrap the magician to death, and then added an ice barrier to the ice surface outside to prevent the magician from escaping

The magician who had been wrapped up stood aside like a Xiaoice mountain, sneering and squinting at the inspector behind him: "Transport him back, and then bring back the other one lying on the ground." After sneering, he left without looking back

The inspectors immediately evacuated the crowd of onlookers and called over the walkie-talkie to deal with the magicians

hospital

Ah Yin took Uncle Shan to the hospital, registered in line, paid the fee, and after the formalities were completed, he could wait outside for the doctor to call him

Half an hour later, Uncle Shan finally arrived, Ah Yin and Uncle Shan went in, the doctor sat on the desk, glanced at Uncle Shan, and then asked Uncle Shan to sit down, after Uncle Shan sat down, he said a little shyly: "Doctor, I can't pee......"

When Ah Yin heard this, he sneered, and immediately coughed again, calmed down, and smiled on the corner of his mouth

The doctor asked, "When is it?"

"It's been two days. ”

The doctor didn't answer, then wrote something on a piece of paper and said, "Okay, you go to the lab first, and then give me the results." After saying that, he gave Uncle Shan what he had just written, Uncle Shan smiled and took the paper, got up and left

Ah Yin snatched the paper from Uncle Shan's hand, and when he came outside, Ah Yin looked at the paper given by the doctor, which said that urine tests were written

Uncle Shan is a little old, and he sees the urine test as a test fart, Uncle Shan thinks to himself, he can't pee, how can it be a test fart?

Uncle Shan didn't think much about it, anyway, he felt that the doctor would do whatever he said, and just do it

Uncle Shan stuffed the paper in Ah Yin's hand, went to think about where there was a bag, looked around, and saw a stall selling food outside the door, so he ran to ask for a bag

Ah Yin was a little puzzled, lunch hadn't arrived yet, why was he so anxious to buy something to eat? Forget it, he ate his, anyway, I wouldn't eat such an early lunch, Ah Yin sat on the row of chairs in the corridor

Uncle Shan ran to the stall and asked the boss for a transparent bag, then went back to the hospital and ran to the toilet to wait for the fart

Ah Yin felt very sand sculpture about what Uncle Shan did, take a bag and go to the toilet to pack? Ah Yin didn't dare to imagine it, anyway, he was the one who wanted to test it

10 minutes, 20 minutes have passed, Uncle Shan hasn't come out yet, Ah Yin is thinking, Uncle Shan is the rhythm of filling the bag?

Uncle Shan waited in the toilet until his feet were numb, but the emperor paid off, and Uncle Shan finally waited for a fart!

Burst~~~~

A long fart came from the toilet, Ah Yin just heard it, Ah Yin thought again, this Uncle Shan has been constipated for a few days!

Uncle Shan tied up the bag, then limped out, slowly walked towards Ah Yin, and silently put down the bag next to Ah Yin

Uncle Shan said weakly: "I'll go, buy water to drink, what kind of water do you want?"

"Wong Tsai Milk"

"Oh. ”

Uncle Shan limped to the convenience store in the hospital, and at this time a man was holding a bun, because there was no bag, and then he saw one next to Ah Yin, who looked very clean, and then ran to Ah Yin's side and asked politely, "Do you want this bag?"

Ah Yin glanced at the bag, it was empty, it should be useless, and then shook his head, and after the man thanked him, he picked up the bag and went to put it in the bag

When Uncle Shan came back, he saw that the bag was gone, and then asked Ah Yin anxiously: "Where is the bag?!"

"The bag was just taken to pack the bag and taken away!"

Uncle Shan shouted in disbelief, "What! That's the fart I've been waiting for for half an hour!"

When Ah Yin heard that it was a fart, he asked with a confused face: "Why are you pretending to be a fart, you were just taken to eat buns!"

Uncle Shan said violently: "I don't care! You compensate me for my fart! Give me back my fart!"

Ah Yin stood up and slapped Uncle Shan's face, Uncle Shan's face twisted to the side, Ah Yin and Uncle Shan hurriedly said: "The doctor asked you to test your urine, you gave the doctor a fart, is there in your head?"

Uncle Shan said silently: "I have you in my head, Ah Yin." ”