1071 I am a big monkey
Seeing the inexplicably nervous appearance of the little liar, Leohard suddenly felt that his mood was much better, he coughed lightly, and his eyes fluttered in response: "No, in fact, I am still a little angry." β
After speaking, without waiting for Jian Han to respond, his eyes fell on her mobile phone screen, and he reminded her for the first time: "It seems that someone is talking to you." β
Jian Han was stunned, there is only one male god? This familiar nickname immediately evoked her memories, the torn poster, the replaced bell, and the-for-tat again and again, at this time, I remembered that it had been less than two years, but it was already like a lifetime.
She clicked on the chat box without hesitation, and Han Chen's tone was the same as always: Rub! It's enduring! Dare to say that your Uncle Han is old! Tell you, your Uncle Han will be twenty-five years old forever!
Maturer than the little cubs of seventeen or eighteen, stronger than the old men of thirty-five!
There is only one male god: hurry up and roll over, kowtow to Uncle Han three times, and shout Uncle Han three times I was wrong!
This little rascal's tone and lines!
Jian Han's face was hot, and he didn't dare to look up at Leohard's face, inexplicably there was a kind of shame thrown in front of international friends!
Annoyed, she was not so polite to Han Chen: Oh, Uncle Han, you are wrong.
There is only one male god: it's not my fault, it's your fault!
Jian Han quickly replied: Well, it's your fault!
Far away at the other end of the Atlantic, in the backstage of the Bird's Nest Gymnasium, Han Chen, who was applying makeup, suddenly burst into a dirty word, raised his hand and waved away the makeup artist who was busy on his face, and a thickened black line that should have appeared on the eye circle brushed across his entire face.
In the next second, Queen Ding appeared at the door of the dressing room, and she was furious: "Monkey, what the hell are you doing to the old lady!" β
Han Chen's face darkened, since that bastard gave him a nickname, many friends in the circle have now changed their names to him Monkey!
What the hell!
It's been almost two years, and this bastard is still as nasty as ever!
He stood up, looked at himself in the mirror, snatched the eyeliner from the makeup artist who was already scared stupid, and started directly on the other side of the eye, and also drew a thick line across most of his face.
So, a huge black X spanned his entire face, like a clown's mask, weird and full of strange beauty!
Sister Ding hugged her shoulders, looked at him fixedly for a long time, and sighed, but let him go.
Han Chen looked at himself in the mirror, a crazy idea gradually took shape, and soon, with the hour hand gradually pointing to the number 8, the first giant concert in the bird's nest in his life officially began.
In the frenzied call of the fans, Han Chen, who was wearing a black leather coat, full of shiny silver jewelry, and a huge black X on his face, appeared on the stage.
Seeing his weird and charming appearance, fans went completely crazy, and countless voices called his name in unison, "Chen-Chen-"
In this cheer, Han Chen's right hand stood high, and his somewhat cold voice was transmitted to the ears of every fan through the microphone: "Call me a male god!" β
Fans were in an uproar, and a young girl burst out laughing: "How can there be such a shameless guy-"
Several young fans around her immediately glared at her in unison, and the girl was unconscious and laughed: "However, I like such a narcissistic Chenchen!" β
As she spoke, the girl stood on the chair with her feet raised, ignoring the short skirt she was wearing, and put her hands around her lips in the shape of a trumpet, shouting wantonly: "Male god! β
Soon, a new wave of sound was formed, and countless voices finally converged into one voice: "Male god! - Han Chen! β
Han Chen opened his arms and greeted the fans' shouts like a god, and he intoxicated took a breath of air, this is the treatment that the noble one should enjoy! That bastard, that bastard-
Han Chen opened his mouth suddenly, and a mouthful of air cannonballs erupted from his iron lungs, accompanied by fierce lyrics: "It's all your fault-"
In an instant, the bassist's hand slammed, the guitarist played the wrong note, and the drummer's spinner slammed into the gong.
The fans under the stage also stopped their movements in a daze, and everyone realized one thing - a new song! What Han Chen is singing is a new song that has never been released before!
"It's all your fault!" When Han Chen repeated the lyrics for the second time, the bassist who came back to his senses tried to keep up with Han Chen's beat while scolding the bastard.
The guitarist was expressionless, and his manic five fingers were on all the guitar strings, playing them over and over again, but they were strangely in tune with the lyrics in Han Chen's mouth:
"I ate the morning dew and drank the sunset at the foot of the stone mountain, and watched the wind and clouds, how happy and happyββ"
"Five hundred years of freedom and mourning, I have to trek through mountains and rivers to the west to take what living Buddha scripturesββ"
"The Living Buddha said that this yellow delicacy is called curry, and eating it for three days will make you meet your family members you have never seen before, great-grandfather-"
Sentence by sentence, the lyrics can simply amuse people to death, the girl standing on the chair has a stomachache from laughter, laughing and screaming, completely crazy, but the crazy look is inconspicuous, because everyone around her has fallen into the same state as her.
Singing to the passion, Han Chen's right index finger pointed towards the bottom of the stage, as if he was dominating the world, so all the fans followed his rhythm in unison: "It's all your fault!" "It's all your fault!"
"Drinking elixir in the Dragon King's Palace in the East China Sea, the Dragon King gave me a big or small golden hoop stick, a stick and a ginseng fruit in Wuzhuang Guan, and Zhenyuan Daxian and I are brothers!"
"I also tasted peaches at the queen mother's banquet, and I also tasted elixir in the furnace of Laojun!"
"The Living Buddha said that this yellow delicacy is called curry, and it has entered my Buddhism, and since then, it has been eaten three times a day!"
On the side of the stage, the director of the concert couldn't help but sigh while laughing: "Han Chen is much more talented than I imagined." β
How many singers dare to improvise before the concert, and how many singers dare to use this song as the opening song?!
Sister Ding raised her eyebrows, although this kid is willing to work hard and knows how to be motivated, his talent is very limited, otherwise he would not always be trampled under the feet of Su Che, a rising star, isn't it too original!
I don't know what stimulated me this time-
"If you know your mistakes, you have to change them, monkey!"
Looking at the phone screen, the guy who was noted by her as only one monkey did not update the news for a long time, Jian Han was satisfied, and the victory really always belonged to the righteous side!
She naturally put away her mobile phone and put it in her pocket casually, and the next second, her hand froze, and she subconsciously raised her head, but it collided with Leohard's meaningful gaze.
Worst!
Playing too high, it seems that I accidentally forgot about Leo Had?!
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