Chapter 75: Drunken gaffes
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Sure enough, Li Yizhou, who heard this, suddenly flipped out of the car and said to Zexiu: "What did you just say, what did Bai Hibiscus do, ran away with someone, who did she run with, why didn't she tell me." ”
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An information person like Li Yizhou who cares too much about his own artists, should I be happy, or should I be happy.
Zexiu looked at the person who was drunk like mud one second in front of him, lying in the car and couldn't move, and the next second he ran directly to Bai Hibiscus's house as if he was not drunk.
Should a person like this say that he is too scheming, too scheming, and even pretending to be drunk here.
Seeing that Li Yizhou didn't have to carry himself upstairs directly, Bai Hibiscus smiled, turned to Uncle Li and said, "Uncle Li, I'll trouble you today, be careful when you go home, and go up first on the way." ”
Listening to what Zexiu said, Uncle Li smiled and waved his hand and said, "It's okay, you go up first, don't let Miss wait in a hurry." ”
"Gotcha."
After turning around, Ze Xiu raised a gloating expression, like Li Yizhou's performance just now, if he was seen by Bai Hibiscus, should he be beaten.
So Zexiu had the mentality of going up to see the jokes, and walked upstairs slowly, but he couldn't make himself angry.
After Zexiu saw Li Yizhou go upstairs, he hugged Bai Hibiscus directly regardless of 3721, and said to Bai Hibiscus: "Just now the person in your family told me that you ran away with the others, which person did you run away with?" ”
"Is it that Bai Yizhou, how many times have I told you, you two are not in the same field, don't cause trouble for me."
"Although you have caused me a lot of trouble, and I have the ability to deal with the things you have caused, can I let me have one day, even if it is just one day, and the quiet time will not deal with things for you."
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Seeing that Li Yizhou suddenly ran up and hugged him and began to say a bunch of nonsense, and also mentioned Bai Yizhou, Bai Hibiscus sighed and directly pushed Li Yizhou away and said, "Don't drink next time you can't drink?" Look at the person standing next to you, you're really drunk and say anything. ”
Hearing Bai Hibiscus say this, Bai Yizhou became even more angry, turned around directly, pointed at the person with his eyes closed, and said, "You tell me which artist you are, how did you know that our Bai Hibiscus family is here, and what is your purpose." ”
"I'll tell you, if you ask for money, our white hibiscus can definitely afford it, but if you want our white hibiscus, it's completely impossible for me to tell you, be careful that I sue you for illegal and enter other people's homes."
After Li Yizhou heard what Ze Xiu and Bai Hibiscus said, he felt that someone must have plotted against his family's Bai Hibiscus, and Bai Hibiscus was embarrassed to refuse, so Ze Xiu had no choice, and he was afraid that others would not have a good influence on Bai Hibiscus.
That's why the two of them are like this, begging themselves to solve this problem for themselves.
As a senior agent, how could Li Yizhou be afraid of this problem, and what is the big deal about this problem, it will be solved casually
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Bai Yizhou looked at his eyes closed tightly in front of him, his hand was still pointing at his own person, and he turned his head sideways helplessly and said to Bai Hibiscus: "Your agent drank too much today." ”
Bai Jin helplessly held his forehead, sighed and said: "No way, it may be a little excited to return to China for the first time, plus the alcohol content is a bit high, drink too much." ”
"Don't you mind, what he just said is a joke, every time he drinks too much, he talks like that, whatever comes to mind, what he just said is as if you haven't heard it as air."
Bai Yizhou nodded and said: "I can see it, I usually think that your agent is a little stupid, and there is a little bit of two, all the habits of drinking are revealed today, I sincerely suggest that you change to a different agent, otherwise one day you can go to the wine bureau, your agent suddenly broke out what big news about you, so what should you do." ”
Hearing this, Bai Jian didn't open his mouth to say anything, and Li Yizhou directly blew up his hair.
He thinks that this person who doesn't know where he came out must be a person who doesn't know the height of the sky, and his words are so clear that he is still making a lot of nonsense here.
So he pointed to Bai Yizhou's face and said: "I don't understand, where did you come from, what qualifications do you have to say that I am not professional enough here, why are you very professional, if you are professional, as for coming to our Bai Hibiscus door to block her, haven't you developed it a long time ago." ”
"I advise you, don't learn from a young man like you who has just entered the industry, and Lu Kai will also go, be careful, you didn't go well, you planted it directly in the ditch, and no one came to save you if you drowned."
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"Shut up for me, why didn't I find out that you were talking so much at this time."
Seeing that Li Yizhou was still talking, and this was getting more and more biased, Bai Hibiscus directly covered Li Yizhou's mouth, then smiled apologetically, and said to Bai Yizhou: "Don't bother him, you've been here for a long time, come and go into the house first." ”
"I just bought this room, I haven't decorated it much, I haven't lived in it much, it may be a little shabby, wait for me to go out in a few days to buy it, and decorate it."
Bai Hibiscus pulled Li Yizhou to the room as he spoke: "When you don't say when you should speak, when you shouldn't speak, you talk more than anyone else." ”
Seeing Bai Yizhou walk into his home, Bai Jin smiled at Bai Yizhou and said, "You sit on the sofa for a while, and I'll find a place to settle down first, he's too much of a way." ”
Bai Yizhou nodded, smiled and said, "It's okay, you are busy with you first, and I will help Yu An pack his luggage by the way." ”
Hearing what Bai Yizhou said, Bai Hibiscus nodded as if he had been savior, and pointed to a room next to him and said, "Then I'll trouble you, I will give An a prepared room in advance for this matter, then please put the psychology of the metaphor or something in this room." ”
"There's the quilt, sheets and duvet covers I've prepared in the closet, so please help him make the bed, I may need to take a long time to dispose of this goods."
Bai Yizhou nodded and said, "It's okay, you can get busy with you first." ”
I had never seen this kind of scene, and Bai Yu'an's child was directly dumbfounded, and went straight to Bai Hibiscus's room, and saw that his father was packing his luggage and tidying up the room for himself, and only then slipped by, and said to his father with wide eyes: "Dad, what happened to that drunk uncle just now." ”
Bai Yizhou raised his eyebrows and said to his son: "You have already said that he is drunk, so he is drunk and playing drunk." ”
Bai Yu'an's child nodded pretending to understand, then walked to his father and squatted down, and said to his father: "But that uncle is so terrible to be drunk, and he says a bunch of nonsense, I can't understand it, Dad, you can't drink in the future." ”
Hearing what his son said, Bai Yizhou nodded, touched his son's head and said, "Dad doesn't know how to drink, Dad has to take care of us Yu'an, and if you drink alcohol, you can't take care of Yu'an, so Dad won't drink." ”
Bai Yu'an's child heard what his father said, nodded obediently, hugged the temporary suitcase that belonged to Sister Bai Hibiscus and said, "Dad, is Sister Bai Hibiscus free now, I want to give her all the snacks I bought for her." ”
Bai Yizhou thought for a while, shook his head helplessly and said, "Maybe your sister Bai Hibiscus is not free now, but you can help Dad clean up your room, and then we will put all the snacks in this suitcase into the refrigerator of Sister Bai Hibiscus's house so that you and she can eat it." ”
"Yay!!"
Ze Xiu, who witnessed this series of performances in the corridor, taught himself a deep lesson.
deeply understood what it means to watch what you provoked, and then thought that you could sit on the whole ending with the mentality of watching a play, but I was so angry with myself.
Originally, Zexiu's idea was that Li Yizhou would get out of the car by himself when he heard what he said, without having to carry her on his back, and then came to Bai Hibiscus's side obediently.
Then he followed what he said in front of him, and when he walked upstairs, Bai Hibiscus saw Li Yizhou coming up by himself, and saw himself behind him, so he would definitely praise himself, but it seemed that things did not go according to his own ideas.
How did it become that Li Yizhou was next to Bai Hibiscus, hugging Bai Hibiscus, and even hugged Bai Hibiscus, I won't say anything if you say that you are uneven, but you actually hugged Bai Hibiscus, is that a bit too much.
Although the appearance of this play has changed now, and the ending has changed differently, we can redeem it.
Zexiu sighed and opened the door of the room opposite Bai Jin's house, then closed the door and quietly lay on the cat's eye of the door frame, staring at every move of the opposite door.
Zexiu thought that as long as the person who came to see off the child on the other side left, then his chance would come.
But Zexiu just lay at the door, and waited for a long time, but found that the door on the opposite side hadn't been opened at all.
Zexiu said with an incredulous face: Okay, I'm going to catch a plane tonight and leave.
Said okay, send a child, and then leave, your plane is not waiting for you, you can't go quickly.
Why don't you leave? Could it be that the ticket was refunded, isn't it, why are you an artist so casual, saying that you will refund the ticket if you refund it.
You are invited to participate in that event, what a big fate, how can you say that you will quit, we should participate on time and on time.
As he spoke, he talked about himself, walked to the side of the refrigerator, took out a can of beer, and continued to drink.
"I don't believe it, I'm standing here drinking beer, and you won't open the door today."
Actually, it's not that Bai Yizhou doesn't want to go, it's that he can't go at all, because Bai Hibiscus's agent is really a bit too difficult.
There is such a difficult number one person in the room, how could Bai Yizhou leave his son here with peace of mind, his son is only 4 years old.
Then in case this agent directly comes over and beats his son through drunkenness, it will be difficult for Bai Hibiscus to stand in the middle at both ends, there is no way, so it is better to wait a little while.
Bai Jinjian saw how to coax this Li Yizhou, he just didn't sleep, and finally looked up at the time on the wall, and saw that Bai Yizhou's plane was about to take off, so he smiled a little apologetically, looked at Bai Yizhou at the door and said: "I'm sorry, I let you see a joke today, I will never let you be late, wait for me for a minute, just a minute, and you can leave in a minute." ”
Hearing this, Bai Yizhou smiled and said, "It's okay, if it really can't be solved, I can buy another ticket." ”
Hearing this, Bai Hibiscus hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "It's okay, don't bother so much, just trust me for a minute." ”
Bai Hibiscus turned his head and smiled at Li Yizhou, who was going crazy with alcohol, then directly gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, slapped Li Yizhou directly on the bed, and then said loudly:
"I'll tell you, surnamed Li, from now on, you give me a quiet lie on this bed for me to sleep, don't make any sound, dare to make a little sound, believe it or not, I'll throw you out of this room directly."
was suddenly slapped and thrown on the bed, Li Yizhou's head was a little confused, and he sat up directly and retorted: "I ......."
As a result, before he finished speaking, he was slapped again and lay back on the bed.
This time, Bai Hibiscus blew up directly, pointed at Li Yizhou and began to say: "Who did you learn from when you get drunk and start playing drunk, haven't you always boasted that you are drunk and only sleep, from today onwards, if I let you touch a bottle of wine in the future, I will write it upside down." ”
Bai Jin saw that Li Yizhou was still about to speak, and hurriedly said, "What else are you going to say?" You don't look at what time it is, I'll give you two choices now, first, I'll throw you outside, you sleep outside, and second, you leave me in this room quietly, and don't make a sound. ”
This roar directly roared Li Yizhou back from the edge of drunkenness, when Li Yizhou woke up lightly, and after hearing what Bai Hibiscus said, he quickly nodded quietly, stretched out his hand tremblingly and made a gesture of two, and then covered the quilt and slept quietly.
Good fellow, if I don't know how to be interesting, I might really have to sleep on the street tonight.
Seeing that Li Yizhou was finally well-behaved, Bai Hibiscus smiled with relief, walked out of the room, and closed the door heavily for Li Yizhou by the way.
Boom!!!
This sound smashed directly into Li Yizhou's heart, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fear and said: "Good guy, fortunately, I came awake at the critical moment, mainly because I was not awake, I am afraid that by the time I wake up, I will already be watched on the street." ”
"It's over, I made Bai Hibiscus angry tonight, and I don't know what kind of punishment I will receive tomorrow, let's stay in peace tonight, whatever voice is given, and I will act tomorrow."
Zexiu, who was on the opposite door, heard it, and it came out of Bai Jin's house, and there was such a heavy sound that the wine bottle in his hand fell off when he moved.
Then I looked at the cat's eye for a long time, and found that the door was still unchanged, and said in a low voice: "Listening to the sound, it should be almost solved, shouldn't it be withdrawn." ”
Indeed, after seeing that Bai Hibiscus cleaned up Li Yizhou, Bai Zhou planned to withdraw, after all, looking at the time distance on the wall, there was not much time for his plane to take off.
Fortunately, Bai Hibiscus's home is very close to the airport, so it is not easy for him to miss the plane, and if he misses the plane today, I am afraid that he will be scolded to death by his agent when he gets there.
Bai Jin clapped his hands after cleaning up Li Yizhou, and then said to Bai Yizhou: "I'm sorry, there are indeed a lot of emergencies today, and I delayed you for so long, and I also made you see a joke, I'm really sorry." ”
Li Yizhou shook his head with a smile, handed Bai Yu'an in his arms to Bai Hibiscus and said, "It's okay, after all, who can do what kind of thing after getting drunk doesn't know?" These are all understandable. ”
"But now I really want to talk to you more, but time is a bit difficult, and if I really don't go, maybe I really need to buy another ticket."
"Then I'll leave first, my son will be handed over to you first, if there is any problem, you can just call me, and I will try to come back sooner."
Bai Hibiscus smiled apologetically and said, "I'm really sorry today, I didn't know that so many things would happen, just rest assured, I will definitely take care of Yu An for you, and I will definitely take care of him like my own son." ”
"And I'll also manage my subordinates well, I will never take it out to drink like this, really, I will be scared when I drink, I am still asleep in the front, and now I know that the back has become like this, I'm really sorry."
Listening to Bai Jin's constant apology to himself, Bai Yizhou felt a little sad in his heart, and always felt that if he could talk to himself like he did with his agent before, he would not be as sad as he is now.
keeps apologizing, and always feels that he is a little rusty, so that he can't enter his world, but it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't meet the right person for a day, he won't give up.
Bai Yizhou smiled, pulled his luggage, Bai Hibiscus, and his son said goodbye and opened the door and left.
Since Bai Yizhou left, Bai Hibiscus smiled and said to Bai Yu'an: "My little friend Yu'an, there are too many things that happened tonight, if you have anything to say, let's wait until tomorrow to talk about it, okay, go to bed now." ”