"You seem excited?" Fan Xiaoxue looked at Xu Yifan and asked.

"Of course, I've only watched it in film and television dramas and small videos before, and I haven't seen the live version!" Xu Yifan replied as a matter of course.

"By the way, you don't know, in recent years, the traditional martial arts of our country, the famous factions seem to have been kicked out, and none of them are useful, just Shaoling and Wudang!" Xu Yifan turned his head sideways and Fan Xiaoxue said.

"By the way, didn't you also watch the self-proclaimed Tai Chi Grandmaster a while ago - the Ma Baoguo incident! Just to see if Master Wukong will be the second in the country of Ma Bao! Xu Yifan added with some schadenfreude.

"Master Wukong, you won't! Besides, attaining the Tao is not necessarily a high force value! Fan Xiaoxue pouted and hugged unfairly.

"Hehe, let's wait and see!" Xu Yifan said noncommittally.

All the practicing warrior monks gathered in an orderly manner and stood at the bottom of the steps of the main hall, only the masochistic golden bell jar warrior monk was still banging his head against a bluestone......

Look at the three people in the field alone: one is tall and muscular; One was of medium stature, wearing a white practice uniform, with a black cloth belt around his waist that was swinging in the wind; There was also a faceless guy dressed in a monk's robe, wearing a hat, and holding a vajra staff.

I saw a muscular man walking three steps towards the main hall, and he hugged his fists and said: "#@¥@@¥¥#......"

When everyone was looking at the muscular man who finished speaking, a man in a satin coat, short stature, a narrow top hat, a master mirror, two small mustaches, and a monkey cheek with a sharp beak, shook a paper fan, and the man who was snorting three steps and said in a sharp voice with his back to the sky:

"Mr. Miyamoto Saburo said, this time he and two martial arts friends, Mr. Honda Pheasant, and Mr. Tsumoto Yawan, came from Ampere to cross the ocean to your country to seek martial arts and meet friends."

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man paused, turned around in a circle, glanced at everyone present with his nostrils, and then pouted and said:

"At this time the day before yesterday, it swept through the fifth gear mountain; Yesterday at this time, the victory of Shaoling Temple, today at this time to come to this retreat temple to ask for a lesson or two, to meet friends, of course, retreat to the temple can be selected in the itinerary is also a special honor! ”

"As for the rules of the tournament! Life or death! Disability doesn't matter! These are three martial arts exchange life and death conditions! Of course, there are many media, and the people who eat melons are there, and they don't need to sign, even if they take it, it will be effective! The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man magically took out three scrolls from his bosom and threw them on the bluestone ground with a snap.

"Amitabha, I don't know if there are casualties in Wujiao Mountain and Shaoling Temple?" Master Wukong said with a twitch in the corner of his eyes.

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man said proudly: "Fifth grade mountain, one dead, one seriously injured, one lightly injured; Shaoling Temple, two minor injuries! ”

The surrounding pilgrims and believers roared, and their anger was overflowing!

"Amitabha, Shaoling Temple, have you entered the inner courtyard to compete?" Master Wukong asked.

"The Inner Courtyard?" The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man looked at his three masters a little confused.

The three Ampere people who kicked the gym shook their heads and said they didn't know.

Master Wukong said with such an expression: "Amitabha, the outer courtyard of Shaoling Temple is full of small novices, and miscellaneous monks, you are really very martial arts, and the old man admires it!" ”

The pilgrims also laughed again and again, but when they thought of the fifth grade mountain, they hastily accepted the smile.

Xu Yifan was on fire, and he was extremely unhappy!

"Hey, alas, that monkey, the monkey in the hat!" Xu Yifan shouted loudly as the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man in the center of the field brushed his presence.

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man looked at Xu Yifan suspiciously, and at the same time pointed at himself with his right index finger!

"Yes, that's right, it's you, I don't care about the-headed Sabi, I'll ask you, I don't look like an Ampere country with your accent! It's very similar to the Tang people! Xu Yifan asked curiously with a broom.

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man pursed his mouth, tilted his face, and said proudly: "I was originally from the Tang Kingdom, but now I and my whole family will soon become the nationals of the Ampere Kingdom that we admire the most with the help of Mr. Miyamoto Saburo!" ”

The corners of Xu Yifan's angry eyes twitched: "You monkey, are you a cheap leftover?" Is it a lack of calcium, so fond of eating? I greet your whole family, and I hope your whole family is very comfortable selling over there! ”

Fan Xiaoxue's face was also red, and she said with the same hatred: "Yes, you are a monkey, a monkey, you are a monkey!" You're ......."

The onlookers are also shouting, scolding, and sarcastic!

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man's face was flushed with anger, and he pointed at Xu Yifan with his hand and said angrily: "Boy, there is a kind of you tell me, where do you live and what are you doing?" ”

"Yo he! monkeys, what age are they? Still with me HEI Society? Xu Yifan pursed his lips, rolled his eyes, lit up the bamboo broom in his hand and continued: "I am a temporary worker in the Guiyin Temple, living here and working here!" ”

"Okay, you wait, I'll make you look good!" After speaking, the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man strode in front of Miyamoto Saburo, leaned over and lowered his head and whispered something, and pointed to himself from time to time!

Miyamoto Saburo, Honda pheasant, and Manben are about to finish, and the three of them also pointed at Xu Yifan with the hand of the sharp-beaked monkey cheek man, and looked at Xu Yifan viciously!

Xu Yifan didn't show weakness, and compared a middle finger to the other party, thinking: "On the territory of the Tang Kingdom, Lao Tzu will still be afraid that you three Ampere people will add a licking dog?" If it really doesn't work, Lao Tzu will fight the hole. ”

"Hehe, besides, Lao Tzu's girlfriend is the only big daughter of Qingyuan Group! It's not going to be easy to get you guys! ”

After comparing the gesture of the middle finger, he measured his face, grabbed Fan Xiaoxue's shoulders with both hands, and said with great righteousness: "Xiaoxue, can you get used to the arrogance of those goods?" ”

"No, my father also hates Ampere people the most, and he always hates them!" Xiaoxue was a little excited, and said firmly with empathy.

"Okay, call, shake people! Fuck it! Xu Yifan said with red eyes.

"Well, call and shake people, I'll go back and get the phone to shake people and hit them!" Xiaoxue also entered the state, stomping her feet and said.

"Wait, if you can't shake someone, just call the police!" Xu Yifan looked at the three Ampere Kingdom 'warriors' who were walking towards him with a sad face, and turned his head again and added to Fan Xiaoxue.

"Hmm. Got it. After Fan Xiaoxue finished speaking, she walked to the side yard without looking back.

At this time, the sharp-beaked monkey cheek man had already taken Miyamoto Saburo, Honda pheasant, and Manmoto to finish, and came to Xu Yifan to stand still, with his hands wrapped around his chest, his right leg on tiptoe, as if he had stepped on an electric door, staring at Xu Yifan with suspicion and disdain.

"monkey! What do you see? I'll sweep away the temp workers! The master is over there! Xu Yifan asked, stiffening his neck.

"The old monk said that he would end up if he vomited blood from you......"

Xu Yifan blinked his innocent eyes and looked at the righteous Master Wukong, and 10,000 wild horses galloped past in his heart......