Chapter 58: Is It Good to Bully?
Su Han: "..."
The chopsticks in Hua Gaoxiang's hand fell, his mouth opened wide, and his face was full of disbelief.
"Wow, it's disgusting, I can't stand it!" Chu Zimo was so disgusted by himself that his hairs stood up!
She got up and hurried out of the classroom, trying to press her head into the cold water and wash it a few times to sober up!
In the classroom, Su Han and Hua Gaoxiang's scattered souls finally returned to their bodies.
They looked at each other with different expressions.
I don't know how long it took before Su Han covered his eyes with one hand and said in a chagrined and helpless tone:
"I'm really convinced..."
I thought she was so cute, and I convinced myself.
Hua Gaoxiang swallowed his saliva, blinked quickly, and said with heartfelt emotion: "Momo is worthy of being Momo, a coquettish with a full score of 100, she can score 200 points!" ”
It's natural, and there is no trace of contrived twisting!
The degree of completion of the coquettish, sure enough, still depends on the face.
Chu Zimo should have thought that this was a failed coquettish experience, because she was done coquettish, and Su Han's guy still didn't kneel down and kowtow to her and cry to apologize and admit her mistake!
"Heh, you men are all big pigs' trotters!"
Hua Gaoxiang squirted out a mouthful of rice first, coughed for a long time, and finally laughed at himself: "What a big pig's trotters, it's too ugly!" ”
"You treat you as Leng Moqiu, and I will apologize and admit my mistake when I kneel down and kowtow?" Su Han quickly finished the last two bites of food, and said while chewing: "I couldn't help kicking you out of the classroom just now, even if I gave you face!" ”
"Shut up, you're talking!" Chu Zimo threw a few balls of toilet paper at him, and said angrily: "Do you want to eat the Internet celebrity soy milk box later?" If you want to eat, be honest with me! If you have a mouth, you will be horning all day long! ”
Ten minutes later, Su Han lost the lottery, and obediently went down to get the takeaway.
"Damn! Obviously, it was Chu Zimo who ordered it, and for Mao, you have to draw lots with us to decide who will take it? He complained, but he still obediently took the takeaway.
The packaging is good, Chu Zimo opened the lid of the box in two or two, and was greeted by a thick soybean milk cream fragrance.
"It's a big portion, but three people have to share it! Of course, it has to be decided by lottery, don't you two eat if you have the ability? Chu Zimo gave the other two people matching forks, and he used the spoon he used when eating.
Su Han glanced at her spoon and couldn't help but complain: "If you go down this spoon, half a soy milk box will be gone, right?" ”
“…”
A large box of soy milk, empty.
The three of them collapsed in their seats, burping, attracting the unusual gaze of the rest of the class.
Can the school grass pay attention to the image?
Chu Zimo was a little better, because she didn't eat much at lunch, she looked at the other two people with disdain, and said:
"No matter how you two eat, you'll soon get fat!"
"Impossible!" Hua Gaoxiang was the first to deny: "Ah Han and I can't get fat no matter how we eat, and now we are growing our bodies!" In the afternoon, I had a good exercise in physical education class and consumed all the lunch meals! ”
Su Han sat up straight, stretched out his hand and nodded at her, and said, "Instead of worrying about us gaining weight, worry more about yourself!" Haven't you weighed yourself lately? Are you fat or not, and you don't have any points in your heart? ”
“…”
The three of them each lowered their heads and swiped their mobile phones, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
Suddenly, Hua Gaoxiang raised his head and said, "Oh yes! Lately, don't I like to read supernatural novels in the middle of the night? When I was browsing the forum last night, I found a post updating the supernatural story, and after I went in and read it, I found that LZ seemed to be a martial arts club. ”
"What? Are martial arts clubs haunted? Chu Zimo looked disappreliant: "Ninety-nine percent of this kind of post is fake, in order to attract people's attention, it was deliberately written like that!" ”
"Yes, there is only a group of silly white sweets chasing after it every day, urging LZ to update it quickly... You just read the story, and if you take it seriously, it won't be interesting. Su Han echoed.
Hua Gaoxiang scratched his hair and explained, "It's not that the club is haunted... LZ means that there are many special people living in the club, and this kind of people have abilities that ordinary humans do not have, and LZ calls these people the ability people. ”
"Wow, the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes, I'm afraid the authenticity of this kind of post is negative, right?" Chu Zimo stood up and was about to wash the dishes, but as a result, Su Han on the other side actually pushed his own over.
The young man said shamelessly: "Anyway, you have to go, help me brush it, thank you." As he spoke, he pushed Hua Gaoxiang's tableware out again:
"It's not worse than the two of us, is it? It's hard work, just in time you can exercise! ”
"Hey!" Chu Zimo was a little angry, and said unhappily: "The surname is Su, you are almost done, don't go too far!" ”
"Just help us wash the dishes, I'll help you clean it tomorrow, okay?" Su Han had a discussable expression and kept winking at her.
Chu Zimo didn't eat this, and said coldly: "You said the same thing last week!" ”
"Uh, yes?" Su Han was dazed, pretending to be vivid: "I don't remember... You helped me this time, and I'll remember it tomorrow! ”
Chu Zimo was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, anyway, she had disposable gloves, and she was not afraid of sticky hands when washing the dishes, so she took the tableware of the two of them and her own, and turned to leave.
Seeing the back of the girl leaving, Hua Gaoxiang held his face with both hands and smiled very satisfied:
"Hehe, my Momo is so virtuous... But in the future, I'll do this kind of work! ”
Su Han glanced at him with a little disgust, pulled away without a trace, remembered the topic he just mentioned, and couldn't help asking:
"You said that the LZ who wrote the post alluded to the fact that there was a group of capable people living in the martial arts club, so are these capable people staff, or coaches hired by the club, or are there capable people mixed in the students who signed up?"
I know that this kind of post is unreliable, but the boy is imaginative, and he still can't help but fantasize.
"If the coach is a capable person, then can we learn a lot? Maybe we can also have superpowers by chance? ”
Hua Gaoxiang hooked his neck and said with a smile: "We don't lose our hair, we all have the same thoughts!" Hee-hee, I thought so too! ”
Although the authenticity of the post is very low, with this kind of speculation and assumption, the two of them are full of enthusiasm to go to the club to train and take classes!
Chu Zimo brushed the dishes at the sink of the women's toilet, took a small bottle of dish soap very professionally, and put on disposable gloves.
She was facing a mirror, reflecting her bowed head and carefully washing.
At this moment, the mirror suddenly distorted slightly, and a string of blood-red fonts appeared on it.