Chapter 780: The Highest Realm of a Liar (Ask for Subscription)
Shen Nazha likes to travel very much, and in the past, every summer, Shen Nazha would ask a few friends to go out.
This time, looking at the circle of friends, she is preparing to go to the desert with her boyfriend Ma Baoguo.
Wang Chongdi's instinct was that he shouldn't go.
It's very simple, just brag to this Ma Baoguo about what he has been on the battlefield, that is a complete liar.
If he can deceive Shen Nazha for the first time, he will deceive Shen Nazha for the second time, and the third time, until he deceives Shen Nazha very badly.
So Wang Zhong called Shen Nazha and said that these so-called military photos were fake.
Of course, Shen Nazha didn't believe it, and said that she was going to travel and let Wang Chong go with her.
Wang Chong was about to go to college at the end of his part-time job, thinking that there was nothing to do anyway, so he agreed.
When I first saw this Ma Baoguo, my first impression was that he was strong.
It can be seen that Ma Baoguo often works out, and only this figure will deceive people.
When Ma Baoguo saw Wang Chong, his eyes also lit up, and then he began to brag about his experience in foreign battlefields.
"At that time, I was still a mercenary, and my comrades and I were surrounded by the enemy in an area full of mines, but fortunately, I hid in a tree and used a sniper rifle to repel the enemy, and I was wounded at that time."
Sitting on the train to travel, Ma Baoguo talked eloquently.
Wang Zhong smiled and said, "Oh, you have been wounded by a gunshot wound? ”
"Of course, gunshot wounds are not normal enough for those of us who have been on the battlefield abroad, and by the way, I have also been hit by flying bombs."
"Hehe, then I don't know if Jian recommends showing us a gunshot wound? I've heard that the gun Willy is very big in these days, and if it is hit, the bullet hole left by the bullet is the size of the mouth of a bowl. ”
Wang Zhong laughed teasingly.
Ma Baoguo didn't hear Wang Chong's voice teasing, he replied with a normal face: "My wound is not so big, it's just too ugly, it's like rotten, it looks disgusting, I'm afraid that showing it to you will affect the appetite of the two of you beauties." ”
Wang Chongdao: "It's okay, I usually like to watch some zombie movies, I like to watch disgusting things, show me what the bullet wound looks like." ”
"This ............"
In fact, Ma Baoguo has a fart bullet wound scar on his body, all of which he bragged about.
It's just that, as a liar, he has reached the highest level.
The highest level of a liar is to deceive even himself.
Therefore, Ma Baoguo didn't even blink his eyes when he lied, and said, "Okay, I have a chance to show you." ”
"I wonder what you're responsible for on the battlefield?" Wang Zhong continued to ask.
"War correspondent, I'm responsible for covering a lot of news on the battlefield."
"I usually like to watch battlefield news, or can you tell me which ones you have reported." Wang Zhong laughed.
At this time, Ma Baoguo couldn't say it again.
bragging that he is a war correspondent or something, in the final analysis, he said it casually.
Now Wang Chong asked him to take out the content he had reported, how could he get it.
"Ma Baoguo, haven't you reported a lot, why don't you take it out and take a look?"
Shen Nazha on the side looked curious.
"Uh...... Okay, I'll sort it out and show you it. Ma Baoguo said with an embarrassed face.
"Don't wait to turn back, just think about it, with the Internet these days, you can't just search for it, Ma Baoguo, what is the pseudonym under which you publish the news, I'll search for it." Wang Chongdao.
"Uh......"
Ma Baoguo didn't have any pen name, and even he didn't know what Wang Chong was talking about.
Shen Nazha found that something was wrong: "Ma Baoguo, what are you doing." ”
"Haha, no, don't talk about this, it's almost time to get to the station, I'm hungry, I heard that the roast mutton in the desert is delicious, we'll eat roast whole sheep later, what do you say?"
Ma Baoguo was very clever to divert the topic.
It's a pity that he met Wang Chong, and his idea of diverting the topic is destined to fail.
Wang Zhong stared at him coldly and said, "Ma Baoguo, don't divert the topic, what do we ask you, what are you doing diverting the topic?" Or is there something you're hiding from Naza? ”
"I didn't ...... Of course ......not."
At this moment, Ma Baoguo felt extremely annoyed by Wang Chong's appearance.
This bastard woman is too verbose, why are you asking me this.
No, she asked on purpose!
Ma Baoguo's eyes became indifferent, and he hated Wang to the extreme.
"You said you didn't hide it, then why lie to Naza, in my opinion, you don't know anything about military affairs at all." Wang Zhong shrugged his shoulders and said what he thought.
"What do you know as a girl, I know a lot about the military, because I was a soldier."
"Which troops abroad? How many years have passed? What kind of troops is the enemy? Wang Zhong asked.
"Uh............"
Where did Ma Baoguo know this, he couldn't answer anything.
"I can't even answer such a simple thing, your bragging draft hasn't been typed."
"No, these are confidential things, and we are not allowed to talk nonsense."
Ma Baoguo found a good reason.
It's a pity that Wang Chong could let him go so easily.
"You are not allowed to mention it to us, you have violated the confidentiality regulations, you don't even know this, and you are bragging about what kind of confidentiality unit it is."
Wang Zhong spoke without any emotion, and Ma Baoguo's face was blue and white for a while.
"You...... You don't believe it. ”
Ma Baoguo snorted coldly and continued: "I can't tell you at all, a woman like you is too self-righteous and knows a fart." ”
"Ma Baoguo, how do you speak." Shen Nazha looked at Ma Baoguo in surprise, she didn't expect him to be so extreme.
"Hmph, let's talk, I'll go rest for a while." Ma Baoguo left here.
"I'm sorry Fluttershy, I didn't expect him to be like this." Shen Nazha said apologetically.
"It's okay Nazha, do you find that Ma Baoguo looks like a person?"
"Like whom?"
"Sun Wenbo."
"Ah, like Sun Wenbo?" Shen Nazha's eyes widened.
"Yes, when we first met Sun Wenbo, didn't this guy just like Ma Baoguo, like bragging."
"Ma Baoguo, why do you like to brag so much?"
Shen Nazha was puzzled.
"It's very simple, personality defects, reality can't satisfy yourself, you want to show off by bragging, once the bragging is seen through, you will be annoyed and angry, and you will be short-tempered, just now you can see, he is not the kind of person who is easy to get along with."
"It seems that yes, it seems that I need to know more about him."
The train arrived quickly.
At this time, Ma Baoguo took advantage of Wang Chong's opportunity to go to the toilet and walked over coldly: "Nazha, let's go down, but can you not let Song Xiaodie follow." ”