Chapter 032, Shunzhi Silly Fork
Shunzhi is still the stinky virtue that the whole world owes him money, "It turns out that you want me to be a wicked person!" "-If I punish Concubine Dong E, then she can run to the emperor's mother to invite her to buy pity! This treacherous woman!
Lin Xianyu only wanted to scold angrily: Could it be that you still think you are a good thing?!
Lin Xianyu sighed weakly, "Is it punishable or not, will you give a quasi-word, Your Majesty?" "-In fact, in this palace, the person she hates the most is not Dong Ewanyan, but Shunzhi! But on the contrary, she was forced by Shunzhi's mother to deal with this guy!
Facing Dong E Wanyan, Lin Xianyu can still enjoy it. Can face Shunzhi...... Even if she is scared, she should pay attention to proportion, so as not to completely provoke Shunzhi, then her little life will definitely be over.
To put it simply, she can't offend Shunzhi ruthlessly.
In this way, there are a lot of constraints, which is really embarrassing.
Shunzhi was so angry that his nostrils smoked, "You ugly woman! ”
Lin Xianyu has a black line, and it is too much to scold people to rise to the appearance attack! Lin Xianyu said unhappily: "In a few days, the emperor will also have pox, and it is very likely that pockmarks will fall on his face." "-So, you're a quasi-pockmarked and a Bilian taunts me?!
Shunzhi's face darkened, and he looked at the abrupt pit on Lin Xianyu's cheeks, and the more he looked at it, the more unhappy he became, "Although you didn't look good, you still looked like a person, why can't you think about it, and you want to get a pox?" Make this ghost look like this, and always run to me to beg for disgust!! ”
Lin Xianyu was angry in her heart, and she snorted coldly: "The concubine planted human pox, naturally for the sake of not dying on smallpox!" It can also save others from smallpox! "-I'm experimenting by example, and you're also a beneficiary!! A person who has benefited is embarrassed to beep! There's a kind of pox that you don't have!!
Shunzhi immediately thought of his son Xuan Ye, he frowned and looked at the very untame concubine in front of him, obviously from the same Dong E, why is this Dong E's temperament so different from that Dong E's temperament?!
"I remembered that Xuan Ye had pox, and you also took care of it." Shunzhi is not salty or light.
Lin Xianyu lowered his eyebrows and replied: "The concubine just obeyed the orders of the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother also praised the concubine afterwards." ”
Shunzhi was stunned: "What did the Queen Mother praise you?" How come I don't know? ”
Lin Xianyu was speechless, the Queen Mother made an edict at the beginning, but you didn't know it? Lin Xianyu had no choice but to reply: "The queen mother rewarded the concubine with silk jewelry, and she will also be promoted to the position of concubine." ”
Shunzhi was even more suspicious: "Have you been promoted?" Isn't she still a concubine? ”
Lin Xianyu had to explain: "The concubine used to be a Gege grade, and now she is a Fujin grade. ”
Shunzhi let out a faint "oh", this kind of sesame mung bean big thing, he naturally didn't remember, anyway, there was no difference between the grade of Gege or the grade of Fujin in his eyes.
Lin Xianyu raised his head and asked, "Does the emperor have any other orders?" If not, the concubine should go to Cining Palace to ask for sin. ”
Shunzhi couldn't help but snort, and the second half muttered to himself: "Although there is no woman's virtue, I am still willing to tell the truth......
After muttering to himself, Shunzhi said with a cold face: "I ask you, what did the imperial concubine say before she died......"
Lin Xianyu didn't wait for Shunzhi to finish speaking, so he said unceremoniously: "It's all a lie, not a word is credible." ”
Shunzhi: ......
Shunzhi was silent for a moment, and asked coldly: "I think that although most of the words she said are false, the last words are true!" ”
Lin Xianyu smiled: "Truth or daze...... That's true, of course. In this palace, what the imperial concubine hates the most is naturally the queen mother, and when she is dying, she naturally really wants to pit the queen mother. ”
Shunzhi's eyes were gloomy, "Late last night, the imperial concubine suddenly died. ”
Lin Xianyu smiled and said: "It can be seen that the imperial concubine is a person who is very good at grasping time. ”
"Where do you say that?" Shunji asked with a frown.
Lin Xianyu said: "This is a long story. ”
Shunzhi said coldly: "Then 1510 will give me a detailed explanation!" ”
Lin Xianyu had no choice but to give Shunzhi a stupid fork, "First of all, let's start with the last time the emperor wants to go to Chengqian Palace to see the imperial concubine." ”
Lin Xianyu paused, "If the concubine's expectations are good, someone should have stated the pitiful situation of the imperial concubine in front of the emperor, and time is running out, and quietly encouraged the emperor to go to the Chengqian Palace." ”
Hearing this, Shunzhi's face suddenly became ugly.
Lin Xianyu shrugged, "If this person didn't receive a lot of money from the imperial concubine, I'm afraid the emperor won't believe it, right?" ”
Shunzhi's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "Could it be ...... She's been calculating from the beginning?! ”
Lin Xianyu said lightly: "Isn't this an obvious thing?" There was a bit of sarcasm in his words, to be honest, in women's affairs, Shunzhi is still a fool.
Lin Xianyu continued: "Then, the emperor came to Chengqian Palace, and the performance of the imperial concubine began. ”
Lin Xianyu paused again, "The emperor shouldn't have found out about the makeup problem of the imperial concubine." ”
Shunzhi frowned with a dark face: "What's wrong with her makeup?!" ”
Lin Xianyu sighed helplessly, "The imperial concubine is terminally ill, and she should have a withered complexion and a sick appearance, but what the emperor saw was a fair-skinned, haggard, delicate and beautiful face. This face...... The concubine estimated that she would be carefully dressed for at least an hour. ”
Shunzhi's face was extremely stinky, "In other words, she already knew that I would go!" ”
Lin Xianyu nodded, "This also confirms that the imperial concubine must have bought someone around the emperor." ”
Shunzhi gritted his teeth, looking like he was going to kill someone.
Lin Xianyu continued: "Therefore, every word that the imperial concubine said was prepared a long time ago, including pretending to be pitiful and affectionate in your face, and then achieving the ultimate goal - to separate the mother-son relationship between the emperor and the queen mother. ”
Shunzhi slammed his head on the imperial case in a circle, and the tea cup on the case trembled three times, "Slut!" I don't repent when I die!! ”
Lin Xianyu shrugged, "So I said a long time ago, she has to pull the cushion when she is dying." ”
Shunzhi glared at Lin Xianyu coldly, "She is dividing the Empress Dowager, but what she said in the end may not be false!" ”
Lin Xianyu: She can only say that the emperor is really suspicious.
Lin Xianyu had no choice but to say: "The Queen Mother is not stupid enough to kill her at this time." ”
Shunzhi still looks like a suspicious dog.
Well, she did her best anyway. She has also brought out the culprit of "bewitching the emperor" as a scapegoat, so the queen mother can dissipate her anger a little, right?
Lin Xianyu said: "Believe it or not is the emperor's business, but the concubine wants to say that the queen mother is your biological mother, even if the emperor is for fame, he will be a little filial piety, and save the truth." ”
Shunzhi snorted coldly: "You don't need to talk nonsense about this!" I know!! ”
Lin Xian said in his heart, Shunzhi is still willing to behave, so where should the Queen Mother be fooled. She secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "That's all the concubine said, and the concubine retired." ”
"Get out!" Shunzhi was not angry.