"Isn't that, my daughter-in-law, your mother, she is as beautiful as a flower, as beautiful as a fairy? Can ordinary people make me lose my soul? Dad wiped his saliva, stood up from the sofa suddenly, straightened his body, and saluted his mother: "Yes, wife!" I'm going to go! ”

When my father was leaving, he glanced at me: "Smash!" Remember what you just said! In the few minutes I go down to pick up the delivery, don't tell me to leak my mouth. ”

I nudged him with my hand: "Okay, you can go quickly!" Even if you don't believe me, you have to believe that your son is a tight-lipped, a promise, and a professional person! ”

After listening to my sworn assurance, my father was relieved to go out to get the express.

It is said that it is raining so heavily outside, and the courier brother is also loyal to go out to deliver the express, this dedication to the job and love the profession is really not said!

My admiration for them is really like a surging river, endless!

After seeing my father go out, my mother sneakily approached the sofa and sat down next to me, and her attitude was surprisingly gentle and kind: "Smash! You're back! How does today's date feel? What progress! ”

Although the smile on my mother's face is as warm as a spring breeze, I think it's more inclined to hide a knife in a smile!

I looked nervous and wary, and shook my head: "It's not a date, or I accompanied Xue to buy something." Mom, do you have something to say? If you have something to say, just say it, I'm weird for being nervous if you're like this. ”

"Oh, it's worthy of my heart and soul baby, I can't hide anything from you." The old mother covered her mouth and giggled, her expression was suddenly serious, and a sharp light flashed in her bright eyes: "Then I have something to say, what did you and your father's dead old horse muttered here just now?" Recruit me all from the truth, otherwise ......"

The old mother paused and smiled gloomily: "You wet the bed and pee until you are eight years old, I guarantee that in less than a day, the whole community will spread all over the community." ”

My eyes widened and my mouth was distorted.

it! This one is even more amazing! Aren't you afraid of cutting off your children and grandchildren?

Ahh

The next second, I sat on the ground, took out my iPad, turned on Kugou Music, and ordered A Bing's original Erquan Yinyue solo.

Then, I hugged my mother's legs, and my voice was like a cuckoo crying blood: "My mother, my son has a hard life, and he has followed you since he was a child, he has no fixed place, no food, and no clothes, but he has no regrets about it......"

Before I could finish speaking, my mother kicked me away and looked at me with contempt: "Enough! It's this routine for you to ask me for pocket money, it's this routine for me to buy things, and it's also this routine for me to take you to a restaurant outside, can't you have some novelty? Now, I'll give you two options, first, to bring the truth about what you and your dad are secretly muttering here, and I don't know what to do, and second, the fact that you wet the bed until you are eight years old will spread throughout the whole community in less than a day! ”

"Hmph, you're threatening me? Did you know me on the first day? We've known each other for so long, you and I are that kind of ......" I held my head high, with a proud face, and the next second, I beat my mother's legs with a smile: "Oh roar ~ a person who promises a thousand years of gold?" Mom, my son has decided, and I will mess with you from now on! If anything, you'll have to cover me! ”

My mother was dumbfounded, stunned by my shamelessness.

After a while, she spoke: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and recruit from the truth." ”

I was a little embarrassed: "But I swore to my father that I can't tell you!" If I break my oath, I'll be thundered by the sky! ”

Mom smiled disdainfully: "Do you believe this?" If you swear casually, you will be thundered by the sky, and you won't see your dad for a long time! ”

I'm still a little embarrassed: "But today's situation is a bit special!" ”

My mother asked with interest, "Why is today so special?" ”

I glanced at Chaoyangtai: "It's raining heavily today, and it's accompanied by thunder, I'm worried that a thunder will come down and split me!" ”

The black clouds outside were gloomy, the rain was pouring down, and lightning lit up from time to time, accompanied by thunder, seemed to remind me all the time that I must be honest and trustworthy, otherwise I will be split!

My mother's face darkened: "Okay, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, how much hush money did your father give you?" ”

I was righteous: "It's not about money!" It's a matter of principle! ”

My mom held up a finger: "I'll double the old horse!" ”

"I won't say it, I will never say it!" With a proud face, I took out a pen and paper from my school bag, and wrote down three words in a flash.

After seeing the three words I wrote, my mother's beautiful eyes shrank slightly.

Actually!

I'm really trustworthy!

A promise!

Be tight-lipped!

Word!

That's what I use to describe people like me!

But so be it!

I think my mom will find out about this sooner or later, and since she will know anyway, it is better to let me, a hard-working double agent, make a lot of money.

Mom picked up the paper, looked at the name on it and said, "Did your father give you this name, or did you know it from somewhere else?" ”

I glanced at the balcony and made sure there was no lightning in the clouds, and then I hesitated and said, "Well, that, Mom, I actually met her today." ”

"You met her?" There was a wry smile on my mother's face, "Sure enough, I still can't hide in the end!" ”

I comforted and said, "Mom, don't go to your heart! It's not your fault, it's all the old horse's fault! ”

"Click."

There was a movement at the door.

I quickly shut up and stopped talking.

The door of the house was opened, and my father held a cardboard box, opened the door, and shouted to the house: "Wife, I got the express back, the box is a little watery, but the things inside are intact." ”

When my father saw me sitting on the sofa with my mother, his expression tightened, and then his fierce gaze swept towards me.

"Well, Mom, it's okay, I'll go back to my room."

I felt that the situation was not good, so I ran away.

"Wife, didn't I say anything to you, did I?" The father smiled flatteringly at the mother, and stood by the door with the box, not daring to enter the house.

Then, he gave me a vicious look, and that look seemed to say, "Boy, you're finished!"

"Husband, I didn't tell anyone what I was smashing, what are you doing standing at the door stupidly? Come on in! Mom pulled the pajamas with her hand, revealing her white fragrant shoulders, looked at her father with watery eyes, and licked her lips charmingly.

Dad was hooked in an instant, turned around and closed the door, then threw the courier box aside, rubbed his hands, and walked towards his mother with a smile: "Wife, I'm here!" ”

I wiped it, in broad daylight, and didn't take me seriously.