Chapter 36: The Difference Between a Scumbag and a Scumbag
"Scumbag?" Bo Shanshan, who had never spoken, asked rhetorically: "Your virtue is also worthy of these two words?" ”
Chu Yi had a ghostly expression on his face: "What did you say?" ”
"Scumbag? You don't pee on yourself, do you deserve it? ”
"Are you 1.88 meters tall?"
"Do you have eight-pack abs and two mermaid lines?"
"You're handsome and have a nice voice?"
"Can you sing, can you dance?"
"Do you have a Bugatti Veyron?"
"Basketball, football, tennis, billiards, which one are you proficient in?"
"Have you eaten chicken and entered the top 100 in the Asian server?"
"Are you a king?"
"You don't have anything, and you're embarrassed to say you're a scumbag?"
"What is a scumbag, a scumbag is that in addition to not loving you, other conditions can meet all the fantasies of women in the world."
"You're a scumbag at best."
Chu Yi's angry face turned blue: "You ......"
"You're not as good as the cat in your arms!" Bo Shanshan stood up: "People are so bad that they have mandarin duck eyes, which is also a major feature, what about you?" How dare you come out and play with a yellow head of? ”
Dongdong, who was unintentionally praised, shrugged proudly.
Little girl, she has a big temper, but she has a lot of vision!
"Before I came, my aunt told me that you are 27 years old this year, and I see that your actual age is less than 7 years old!"
Chu Yi gritted his teeth and pointed at Bo Shanshan with one hand: "You ......"
"Finger, what point! I'll tell you the truth, I'm going on a blind date with you, but I can't help it by my stepmother, this baby will tell you clearly now, I didn't fancy you at all, and I want the old cow to eat tender grass, don't be narcissistic! ”
After Bo Shanshan finished speaking, he put on his schoolbag, tilted his head, and strode out of the café.
Chu Yiqi's face was pale, and his chest was rising and falling heavily!
At that moment, his cell phone on the table suddenly rang.
Mrs. Chu's gentle voice came from the phone: "Xiaoyi, how is today's blind date, is that girl still satisfied?" ”
"Satisfied!" Chu Yi gritted his teeth: "Phase!" While! Full! Meaning! ”
"Uh......"
Mrs. Chu's voice was visibly stunned.
Chu Yi's marriage has always been a big problem for the Chu family.
The girls she arranged for him to go on a blind date were not thousands, but hundreds.
The entire Haicheng celebrity was about to let him refuse again.
I barely lowered the level.
How did this just meet one, and it was done?
Mrs. Chu asked with a little temptation: "What do you mean, do you want to have a relationship?" ”
Chu Yi looked resentful: "Mom, what are you dating, get married directly!" ”
"Married?" Mrs. Chu's tone was obviously surprised: "Isn't it too fast, you just met for the first time today?" ”
Chu Yi: "Mom, aren't you eager to hug your grandson all day long?" I guarantee that as soon as this thin fir enters the door, it will let you hold the two for three years! ”
Mrs. Chu hesitated a little: "No, this ......"
"Two years of hugging, no more!"
"Oops!" Mrs. Chu thought that she didn't agree, but Chu Yi was anxious, and hurriedly changed her words: "Look at you child, what are you talking nonsense, I just think this girl is a little younger, and she has just turned twenty this year!" ”
Chu Yi: "Isn't twenty already the legal age?" ”
Mrs. Chu: "Isn't she still in school?" ”
Chu Yi: "Which law says that you can't get married and have children if you go to school!" ”
Mrs. Chu was a little embarrassed: "This ......"
"Mom, it doesn't matter if you don't agree, don't arrange these vain blind dates for me in the future, one by one, are they all produced by Sky Mental Hospital?"