Chapter 163: There are many unsatisfactory things in life
"You're in a hurry! It's really a eunuch who is not in a hurry...... Hmmm! I'm not just ......" Wang Xiaoming's heart was half cold when he thought of being a eunuch, but after thinking about it, I had the Huanyang Pill in my mysterious red envelope, and what else was humble? It was a burst of kung fu on my hands and mouth, this was the instinct of Wang Tiqian's body, and there was also Wang Xiaoming's evil side! In the future, if I have children, I will have to thank his eight generations of ancestors.
"Oh, I'll go! Is it meaningful for you to grind like this for a long time? It's been half an hour, and the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, what a waste of time!" the system almost jumped up in a hurry.
Wang Xiaoming said in his heart, "What are you anxious about? (Oh! applause!hahahaha...... )
The two sisters both smiled in their sleep! Wang Xiaoming finally reached the point where he couldn't help it, and he was in a state of fire! To the point that if he didn't release it, he would burst his pipe. At this time, his mind was completely controlled by his evil self, and he was bent on doing bad things.
He took the money bag and shook his head proudly, and it was the next moment to be a man again.
But when I opened the money bag, my surging heart immediately cooled down!
Scolded: "Damn!system-king!system-king!damn system-king!you lied to me!ah!ah...... You're not human! Ah...... "Crying like a cow -- screaming, really heartbroken! Pounding your feet and chest, it is more painful and desperate than the death of your own father." (Oh!applause!hahahaha...... )
The sleeping sisters were woken up, and looking at Wang Xiaoming, who was in pain, the sisters were dumbfounded! After frowning and glancing at each other, Camellia asked, "What's wrong?
Wang Xiaoming still continued to cry, scolding the system for not being human, and scolding the system for lying to himself! The system didn't say a word, probably seeing that the situation was not good, he shielded his senses and ignored Wang Xiaoming.
Seeing that Wang Xiaoming was crying like a child, wiping all the snot and tears on himself, Qiu Ju pouted, took the pillow towel to wipe off the filth on his body! and then wiped Wang Xiaoming's face with the pillow towel. Then he said, "Oh! Didn't you already be a eunuch? What are you inferior? Why are you crying so sadly, didn't you just castrate you now? I see that you didn't cry when my father died, you didn't have filial piety!
Qiu Ju's words actually made Wang Xiaoming laugh, Wang Xiaoming wanted to continue crying, but was pulled to the bed by Qiu Ju.
"Sleep, you, cry, cry, aren't you tired?" said Camellia, hugging his neck.
Wang Xiaoming opened his mouth and wanted to cry, but was gagged by Qiu Ju stuffed into a meat bun.
"Look at you crying!"
Poof! Wang Xiaoming burst into tears and laughed, hahahaha! The three of them laughed, and they were enjoying themselves.
I slept until it was almost dark in the afternoon, and then I woke up naturally. Wang Xiaoming stretched his waist, pushed away the camellia that used him as a pillow, and took away the two legs of Qiu Ju pressing on his body, and was about to get up when there was a knock on the door.
"Brother-in-law, are you awake?" asked Yu Lao Wu in a low voice outside.
Wang Xiaoming got up, slapped each of the sisters on the buttocks, and shouted, "Hurry up and get dressed!
I'll go!" The two sisters said in unison, kicked out at the same time, and directly kicked Wang Xiaoming under the bed.
The sisters laughed triumphantly.
Wang Xiaoming pointed to the two sisters, "Two dead girls wait for me! ”
Wang Xiaoming came out and said to Yu Lao Wu, who was frowning, "Start cooking immediately, set off after dinner, and strive to arrive in Xihua County tomorrow morning." ”
Yu Lao Wu nodded and said, "I have already ordered someone to cook, I came to ask: Is Xihua County the territory of the Donglin Party?"
Wang Xiaoming let out a sigh of relief, shook his head and said, "As far as I know, the magistrate of Xihua County is not a member of the Donglin Party, but the Donglin Party is powerful, and it is impossible to tell. So, we should be careful in everything!"
"You suspected yesterday that the Blood Dart Bureau was a change of clothes for officers and soldiers, so if we walk at night tonight, will we be ambushed?"
"It's hard to say, like this: tonight we are divided into three teams, one team in front of 300 meters, ten people. The back is also the same 300 meters, that is, 90 zhang, and it is also ten people. The front and back are equipped with gongs, and the gongs will be alarmed if there is a situation. ”
As long as you get to Xihua County, there will be no danger!"
"Hehe! There will be no less danger, even in the capital. ”
"I mean: there is no danger from Zhoujiakou! Then ......" Yu Lao Wu wanted to scold Li Shuhua a few words, but he still couldn't scold, and he still remembered Li Shuhua in his heart.
Wang Xiaoming saw Yu Lao Wu's thoughts, shook his head and said, "Maybe! I hope that Li Shu will repent and no longer help the abuse! Otherwise, the next time I see her, I will definitely destroy her!"
"I don't have to do it with my brother-in-law!I'll do it myself!" Yu Lao Wu said.
"Fifth brother!" Camellia said as she opened the door and walked out of it, "It seems that you still have a crush on her, and if you want to open it, people have never had you in their hearts." Don't be sentimental!"
"Don't persuade me! I know, this shameless woman, deceiving my feelings, I will kill her with my own hands!"
Wang Xiaoming waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about these unhappy people! Fifth brother, quickly send someone to call Mu Ming and them back." ”
"Okay!" Yu Lao Wu nodded and went out, and Qiu Ju came out of the house and hit Wang Xiaoming.
Wang Xiaoming was puzzled, "Dead girl, what kind of nerves do you have, why are you beating me?"
Qiu Ju pointed to the tooth marks on her body and said, "Why are you biting so hard?
Wang Xiaoming shook his head speechlessly, and said in his heart: If you stuff yourself into other people's mouths, you still blame others! Is there any heavenly reason?
"Applaud Qiu Ju!" System Jun gloated in his heart, "The eunuch is shameless!
"Damn! You damn system-kun! You say: Are you partnering with the system to lie to me?"
"How is it possible! The deity may amuse you if he is bored! Have a good time, but the system will definitely not contain any personal feelings, and it is impossible to lie to you. ”
"What's the matter with the red envelope of the system gone? It can't be that you have swallowed it privately, right? You can't be a eunuch too, right? Otherwise, why do you always change my Huanyang Dan!"
"I'm a eunuch?
"You admit it yourself! No wonder you made me a eunuch, it's enough! The system is so irresponsible! How can you send a eunuch to manage the system. ”
At this time, Mu Ming and a group of them came back from outside and came over to greet Wang Xiaoming, "Pu Zhongxia, I heard that you are leaving at night?"
Wang Xiaoming nodded and said, "Yes! I'll leave when I have dinner." ”