Chapter 0888 - Knock over one and make a nest
"Oh, by the way," Liuyun suddenly raised his head and stared at the monkey with a serious expression, "One thing, you have to remember, the saints value the skin the most!" ”
The monkey agreed quite happily, but after returning to the scripture learning team, he threw Liuyun's advice behind him......
The Chechi Kingdom in the territory of Xiliang was originally a country that advocated Buddhism, but for some reason, the monks in the territory of the country suddenly became unpopular and were expelled by the king.
And a group of monks who fled, when they were hiding in Tibet, met a scripture-learning team from the Eastern Tang Dynasty.
The monkey with a wild temperament, after hearing what happened to the monks, immediately became angry, and that night, he led Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha to sneak into the Sanqingguan in the national capital, ate the tribute, and also sent "holy water" to the monsters who came to incense......
Just when Zhu Bajie was proudly showing off his "great achievements", the monkey suddenly remembered Liuyun's advice: The saint has a heavy face.
Probably not, right?
The saint shouldn't be so careful, right?
Truth be told, the monkeys themselves don't believe it......
The matter must be much more serious than the monkey imagined: because the gods and Buddhas in the sky are staring at the procession of four masters and apprentices and a horse......
The next day, the monkey with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, together with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, followed Tang Seng into the palace.
What the monkey had feared all night turned into a reality: although he didn't quite understand why the three monsters had changed hands, the other party still provoked and asked to compete with the monkey, and the bet was 500 lashes.
Before the monkey could speak, Zhu Bajie on the side happily agreed.
The first part of the game is a guessing puzzle: the royal family, as the referee, puts the item into the box and the two sides guess what it is.
After listening to the rules, the monkey breathed a sigh of relief.
However, the relieved monkey obviously didn't see a glimmer of light in the eyes of the so-called "Tiger Power Immortal......
The guess began, and the queen put a "peach" in the box.
As soon as "Yang Li Daxian" opened his mouth, he guessed: "Pear." ”
The crowd turned their attention to the monkey who guessed the main guess.
The monkey's eyes are glazed, and those who are familiar with the monkey's routines should know that they have come out of the yang god at this time and are preparing to play tricks.
It's just that what the monkey didn't expect was that the "Tiger Power Immortal" who had been staring at the monkey secretly hit a talisman seal on the cabinet when the monkey Yang God came out......
The sun god has hit a wall!
The monkey opened his eyes sharply and glanced at the three youkai opposite: "You ......"
"This one, we didn't do anything!" "Huli Daxian" didn't care about the monkey's aggressive gaze, "There are gods who are three feet above their heads, and when you ate the tribute last night, you should have known what the consequences would be!" ”
The monkey wilted.
If the monkey didn't understand that it was the Sanqing Sage who made the move, he could buy a piece of tofu and smash himself to death......
The result of the first level of the guessing puzzle is already obvious: the monkey loses 0-3.
"Brother Monkey, this ......" Zhu Bajie obviously didn't know what was going on, and in the face of the monkey's failure, he gloated a little, and felt a little incredible, "These three monsters on the other side are so powerful?" ”
The monkey nodded heavily: "We're in trouble!" ”
The second level of the competition: calling the wind and rain.
The three monkey brothers who have been defeated for a while have no way to retreat......
However, as soon as the three brothers walked out of the main hall, they found that something was wrong outside, and as for why, the three of them couldn't say clearly.
Calling for wind and rain is not a monkey's strong point, but the monkey still has a certain degree of certainty: he knows the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and he is an acquaintance with the wind and the mother.
The monkey confidently sent Tang Seng to ask for rain, and then there was no more: the entire Chechi country was blocked by Liuyun with multiple spaces.
There are 10,000 divine beasts flying in the monkey's heart: I knew that when I first learned the arts, I would have learned more!
Losing both levels, there was no need to compare, but the monkey was still a little unwilling: he didn't even know who made the ghost, so he lost in a daze, which damaged the prestige of the Monkey King.
Then, there was a third level, three rounds, and the two sides were one-on-one.
In the first game, "Yang Li Daxian" played against Sha Seng.
The monkey sitting in the audience, as soon as he saw the other party's moves, his heart sank: the other party took a light and agile path, and the odds of winning against the sand monk with rough moves were very high.
Then, the situation on both sides was also the same as the monkey's analysis: although the double hammer in the opponent's hand was a short soldier, it could not stand lighter than the crescent shovel of the sand monk, and after only a dozen rounds, the sand monk's body was already drenched in blood.
In less than fifty rounds, the sand monk's crescent shovel was knocked away by the opponent......
In the second sentence, "Luli Daxian" played against Zhu Bajie.
The monkey, who originally had a certain understanding of Zhu Bajie's strength, optimistically believed that even if he couldn't win, Zhu Bajie would not lose.
However, as soon as the two sides made a move, the monkey secretly said: It's broken!
As soon as the "deer spirit" on the opposite side started, he pressed Zhu Bajie to fight, and the mixed iron rod in his hand was strong and sunk, not to mention, the endless power alone made Zhu Bajie very uncomfortable.
Zhu Bajie is indeed very uncomfortable: the other party seems to be very clear about his weapons and moves, and the tricks used by the other party seem to have seen it......
"I said, brother, why are you so bitter and hateful? I didn't ......."
"Shut up!" The "deer spirit" hit Zhu Bajie's nail rake handle with a stick, which shocked Zhu Bajie's hands and made his hands numb, "Marshal Tianpeng, have you really forgotten who the portrait hanging in front of you was when you walked on the fairy road?" ”
Zhu Bajie's heart sank suddenly: when he first apprenticed, the portrait of the patriarch was ......
Just when Zhu Bajie was stunned, the opponent's attack arrived, and the stick passed through the gap of Zhu Bajie's hand and stabbed Zhu Bajie's heart.
Zhu Bajie's throat was salty, and a mouthful of blood gushed out from the corner of his mouth......
In the third game, the monkey played against the "Tiger Power Immortal".
To be honest, the monkey has no bottom in his heart, but it is related to Tang Seng's life, and the monkey can't help but pay attention to it.
"Your Excellency," after taking the stage, the monkey did not immediately make a move, but stared at each other seriously, "Our three senior brothers did something out of the ordinary in the Sanqing Temple, but didn't you also make the people of Buddhism suffer?" ”
"That's true," Huli Daxian nodded with a smile, and turned his head to look at Tang Seng who was sitting in the audience, "However, everything has a cause and effect, why don't you ask those monks?" ”
"It's just that the rain fails, so why rush to kill them all?"
"Huli Daxian" smiled: "You are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, you should be aware of the five generations of Buddha extermination incidents, cooking oil with fire, flowers with brocade, nothing more than that." ”
"This ......," the monkey frowned.
"And," "Huli Daxian" took advantage of the victory to pursue, "Are those monks really devout Buddhists?" When encountering difficulties, he walked away. To know ......"
"Huli Great Immortal" sighed and glanced up at the sky: "This place is much closer to Lingshan than Datang, and Elder Tang has such persistence, these monks ...... Hehe......"
The monkey couldn't argue anymore, raised his head and looked at the "Tiger Power Immortal" with a smile: "Those three monsters have been replaced by you last night, right?" ”
"Huli Daxian" smiled and nodded: "Since it is a lesson for you, it is naturally impossible to let those three fools come again." ”
"Idiot?"
The monkey was stunned: What do you mean by this, even spraying your own people?