[Be sure to read the foreshadowing.] 】

Today's military training made Zhang Heming remember it vividly, extremely embarrassed, he didn't know how to describe his mood at this moment, and he didn't dare to raise his head when he went home, for fear of being recognized.

In short, Zhang Heming just has no face to see people now. In the next few days of military training, Zhang Heming's bones fell apart, and he had to stand in a military posture and run anyway, just like a soldier.

Since Zhang Heming let out that fart, he has become popular, and everyone he knows calls Zhang Heming "fart king".

This nickname is simple, it is simply not standard and vulgar, every time they call Zhang Heming the nickname, Zhang Heming is chasing them.

Zhang Heming prayed, military training! Hurry up and end it, Zhang Heming feels that he really can't afford to lose these people, that instructor is a pervert, and he doesn't treat everyone as a human being.

No, it's time to stand in a military posture under the sun again. Every time I bask in the sun, it is a time for everyone to complain, especially girls, who complain all day long.

I'm afraid that I will turn black, and I wear sunscreen one by one as if I don't want money, so I wipe it on my face, Zhang Heming looked at it next to him, and said in his heart that these girls are very good at shaving white.

Under the scorching sun, the breeze always brings a touch of coolness.

At that time, Zhang Heming said in his heart, why are they so unlucky, they are all standing in the shade one by one, why? I'm the only one with the sun on my head.

Zhang Heming wondered, is this God unable to get along with himself? The clouds are all on the heads of other students, but there are no clouds above my head alone, and I am unhappy and scolding the street.

The classmates standing next to Zhang Heming, seeing Zhang Heming like this, held back their laughter vigorously, and looked at his unlucky face, just felt as if.

This made Zhang Heming very contemptuous and said, "Ciao, you stinky brothers, buddies disdain you, one by one, you will know that you will be exposed to the sun sooner or later." ”

I felt annoyed when I looked at Instructor Chen, I knew that I was bullying myself, and when Instructor Chen saw Zhang Heming standing alone in the sun, he couldn't help but tease him.

Instructor Chen walked over to Zhang Heming and said to Zhang Heming with a smile: "Is it hot?" ”

"Report, I'm too hot, I'm too hard."

"Are you saying it's hot?" The instructor asked in a loud voice.

"Report, we're not hot." Everyone laughed smugly.

"Look at it, no one else is hot, but you feel hot alone."

"Report, there is no sun where they are standing, mine has, I am not cost-effective."

The instructor looked at Zhang Heming, smiled vigorously, and continued to say to him: "What's the drop, do you have an opinion?" ”

"Report, I can't help it if I have an opinion, it's not up to me to do this."

At this time, Zhang Heming greeted Instructor Chen's ancestors for the eighteenth generation with great concern in his heart to express his gratitude.

"Okay, for your sake, everyone has a fifteen-minute break."

I have a mother, I can take a break, it is really too difficult, Zhang Heming hurriedly ran to a cool place to stay, picked up his own water and drank it violently. At this time, the black boy walked up to him and said.

"Hey, brother, you're such an interesting person, you dare to talk to the instructor like that, I admire you."

Zhang Heming swallowed his saliva and complained: "How comfortable you are, how unlucky I am, you still laugh at me." ”

"Brother, you're an interesting person, make a friend, what's your name?" He stretched out his hand to shake hands with Zhang Heming, indicating the gift of making friends.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Heming, what's your name?"

He smiled and said, "My surname is Bi, and my name is Shengke."

What? Pizza hut? Is there a name for it? Why is this name so funny, it's funnier than "talented", parents are talents!

Zhang Heming looked at him and kept laughing, and asked him why he could be called by this name.

Zhang Heming said half-jokingly: "What's the matter, your family likes to go to Pizza Hut to eat very much, so give you this name?" ”

"Don't mention it, my parents found this name in the dictionary." He said helplessly.

It turned out that Bi Shengke's parents were migrant workers who didn't know the word reading at all, so they turned to the dictionary to get the name, and it happened that Dad turned to the word Sheng, and his mother turned to the word Hak, and the two words were called "Pizza Hut".

His name was hastily decided, and Zhang Heming met Bi Shengke in this way.

The military training was accompanied by a final goodbye and watched the instructors go.

Zhang Heming felt that it was comfortable not to mention the thief, this Wang Ba calf stinky instructor, he knew how to fix himself.

Zhang Heming was thinking in his heart that when he greeted the eighteenth generation of the instructor's ancestors, the instructor walked over to him and said to him.

"Military training is hard!"

When the instructor said this, he instantly felt that there was something wrong with greeting his ancestor for the eighteenth generation. He thought, in fact, the instructor is very good, but he likes to fix himself, and the rest is fine.

"It's not hard, you're used to it." Zhang Heming said with a wry smile.

"It's just your mouth, go."

"Instructor Chen, goodbye."

The days of military training came to an end like this, and the students on the playground cheered vigorously, finally sending off the instructor, and finally no longer needed military training.

In this way, the military training also came to an end. Zhang Heming ushered in the formal junior high school life, junior high school life is full and boring, Zhang Heming and Bi Shengke really happened to be classmates, which made him very happy.

Let's briefly introduce Zhang Heming's third class of the seventh year, with a total of 52 students.

The master who commanded their class was called, Mo Caicai. That is, their homeroom teacher, (I can't complain about the name, they all died on the surname).

Mr. Mo is middle-aged, tall and thin, with a big back and a pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose. Very cultured and very much in line with his name, talent.

Today, Zhang Heming and Lao Bi went to school together, teasing each other while walking, and when they were walking towards the teaching building, they were suddenly attracted by a "light". The two of them were almost stunned for a moment, and their eyes were straight.

Zhang Heming clearly remembered the girl's appearance, with long hair and a shawl, and a pair of bright eyes on her pretty cheeks. She is wearing a jade flower dress, snow-jade skin, and a standard figure, but in Zhang Heming's eyes, she is his goddess.

There is an old saying, "Look back and smile at a hundred beautiful people." "Apparently she's in the right place.

Zhang Heming knows that there are no such good-looking girls in his hometown, almost all of them are female men, after all, the countrymen are relatively wild.

Zhang Heming and Lao Bi were almost stunned. She is really beautiful, Zhang Heming's heart almost beats faster when he sees her. In his words, the buddy fell in love, and it wasn't until the girl went away that the two came to their senses.

Lao Bi said excitedly: "Wow, it's really beautiful!" ”

"Yes, it's so beautiful, it's the first time I've seen such a good-looking girl."

The two of them talked about the girl all the way, and the two of them went to the teaching building and came to the class, Lao Bi and I were almost not surprised, both of them were very surprised, the girl I just saw downstairs turned out to be from their class.

Zhang Heming and Lao didn't find this person at all, and later learned that she was a freshman who transferred to another school.

This made these two very excited! In their class, these two people were like chicken blood, very happy, Zhang Heming would secretly look at her from time to time.

Later, in the teacher's roll call, Zhang Heming learned that the freshman's surname Mu was called Ziyi, and it was a very nice name.

Now Zhang Heming seems to have a strong impression of this Ziyi classmate, which is a feeling he has never felt before. For entering junior high school, the teacher answered this question to Zhang Heming through the psychology class.

The teacher said that when I entered puberty, it was inevitable that I would have a good impression of the opposite sex. Zhang Heming should have fallen in love with Mu Ziyi's classmate at first sight, to be honest, she was the class flower in their class.

What Zhang Heming hates the most now is that those stinky younger brothers in their class like to find Ziyi when there is anything, and some of them even like to pretend to be forced just to show Ziyi's classmates.

"Look, haven't these men ever seen a girl? It feels like a vicious dog pounces on food, and the quality is really poor. ”

Zhang Heming said disdainfully to Lao Bi next to him: "That's it, where are we like the two of us, we don't disdain these stinky brothers who have never seen the world." ”

The two kept teasing those shameless stinky brothers, and finally, when they saw those boys leave, Zhang Heming and Lao Bi glanced at each other, as if waiting for something. The two said in unison.

"Ziyi, how do you do this question?"

"Ziyi, teach me this question."

They took the textbooks and rushed out of the guest table, Zhang Heming and Lao Bi pushed each other, always wanting to be the first to let Ziyi teach first.

"Don't do this, take your time!" Mu Ziyi said with some embarrassment.

"Ziyi, teach me first, I didn't listen carefully just now, I don't know how to explain it, teach me first."

Suddenly, Zhang Heming scolded this dead old man in his heart, he was embarrassed not to listen, he always stared at Ziyi in class, and I looked at it clearly.

"Ziyi-san, I won't teach me too."

Because the two of them scrambled to be the first, but no one taught them in class, Zhang Heming just sighed.