According to the master's agreement, Zhang Heming came to the master's grocery store, and the master was already preparing the things for the magic weapon.

"Master, where are we going to see things!" Zhang Heming asked curiously.

"Go to the Huasheng Hotel."

Hearing the name of Huasheng Hotel, Zhang Heming was stunned! This is a famous hotel here.

"The owner of Huasheng Hotel, the master wants to lift the coffin and move the grave, so he specially called the teacher to take a look." Master said.

"Master, that must be a lot of pay, right?" Zhang Heming said.

"I don't want this reward for the teacher, our rule in Maoshan is to take money after seeing things." The master said rigorously.

"Let's go."

After closing the shop, the master placed the magic weapon on his motorcycle, and the master rode towards the Huasheng Hotel with Zhang Heming in tow.

Yin and Yang Xing has such a saying, "If you don't open for three years, you will eat for three years." ”

The master's driving skills are still good, but the sound of the master's motorcycle is inevitably a little big, and why is this exhaust hole the same as the fire at home, emitting black smoke? Along the way, the smoke goes wherever the car goes, just like the tractor.

"I said, master, you old motorcycle antique! It's too loud, isn't it? ”

"This car has been with the master for ten years."

"Master, it's been seriously aged for so long, look at your exhaust pollution! Don't you take it for repair? ”

"Hehe, the master will wait for a while to change the one."

While chatting, Zhang Heming and the master were almost at the Huasheng Hotel, and the two parked their motorcycles, took the magic weapon and walked towards the hotel. As soon as the two were about to go in, they were stopped by two security guards, and the security guards said what did Zhang Heming and the others do?

"There is no business today, and idlers and other people avoid it." Security Road.

"Ren Changfa Ren boss called us here and asked me to come and see the feng shui of the cemetery." The master said politely.

The two security guards looked at the master, and saw that Mao Shanming was dressed very poorly and sourly, so he didn't have a good tone.

Zhang Heming knew at a glance from the side that these two people were looking down on people.

Just as the master was about to speak, two men walked next to him.

These two people are dressed like dogs, with slightly chubby figures and Tang costumes, with a big back and a mustache under their noses.

Next to him was a man in his twenties, who should be his apprentice, holding a wooden box with a Tai Chi pattern on it, which seemed to have been invited by the boss.

"Your boss invited us here, hurry up and let us in." Master Sun's apprentice said, and Master Sun walked into the hotel with a high spirit.

Zhang Heming secretly scolded these two security guards who looked down on people, and when he saw these two people, he immediately greeted them with a smile, "Okay, good, you guys go quickly." ”

Subsequently, a few more came, all of them came with magic weapons, and two groups of people came behind, one thin and wearing a suit, and the other wearing a Zhongshan suit and playing with walnuts in his hand, all of whom were invited in, and Zhang Heming and the master stood outside.

"Master, this ......," Zhang Heming said.

"It's okay."

The two of them waited below for more than ten minutes, Zhang Heming was impatient to wait, and when Zhang Heming was about to complain, a woman walked out of the hotel, and said to Mao Shanming respectfully: "Master Mao, why haven't you gone in yet, the boss is waiting for you." ”

The faces of the two security guards immediately became overwhelmed. "The two of them won't let us in." Zhang Heming interjected.

"Hurry up then, the boss is already waiting inside." The woman greeted her with a smile.

When he left, Zhang Heming glared, these two dogs looked down on people, and the security guards were not two watchdogs! Why are you so angry? Depend on!

Then the two went in, and the woman helped them to the VIP box. When Zhang Heming and the others walked to the box, it was already full of people, all of whom were the dog-like gentlemen they had just seen.

Boss Ren was wearing a suit and leather shoes for about thirty, and when he saw Zhang Heming and the two coming, he immediately greeted him with a smile and took the initiative to stretch out his hand and said, "Master Mao, hurry up and take a seat!" ”

The rest of the people all looked at something unpleasant, and they all showed disdainful expressions.

Zhang Heming and the two sat down, Zhang Heming subconsciously looked at those people, all of them looked like dogs, and they couldn't see their ability at all, and they looked like liars.

Ren Changfa said: "Everyone is here, everyone has been waiting for a long time, let's eat first!" ”

"Xiaoice, order the food." Ren Changfa commanded.

Then, one after another delicacies came up, and Zhang Heming couldn't stop watching! I keep swallowing my saliva when I see it! There are deep-sea lobsters, roe deer meat, abalone tonic soup, etc., this table of sixteen dishes, at least tens of thousands!

"Masters, eat! If there is no good wine or food, just eat it simply! Boss Ren said politely.

Zhang Heming was about to pick up the chopsticks, but was glared at by the master and said that it was rude, and we could only eat it until the master moved the chopsticks.

A few charlatans sitting next to Zhang Heming ate unceremoniously, and when they saw everyone eating, Zhang Heming ate unceremoniously. After three rounds of wine, five flavors, all of them have eaten a round belly.

Boss Ren said: "Everyone, you must know the purpose of my invitation!" Then I'll get straight to the point. ”

Master Sun said: "Boss Ren, I know what you mean by inviting me to come, that is, to find a good cemetery for your grandfather." ”

This Master Sun boasted and continued: "I am looking for dragon points, which is my specialty. ”

Boss Ren asked curiously, "Yo, is Master Sun serious?" If so, it couldn't be better. ”

Master Huang, who was wearing a robe, said: "Boss Ren, then let's go and see your grandfather's ancestral grave at that time, and I will also find a cave for you!" ”

"Cemetery feng shui is a difficult thing, don't take it lightly." Master Du said.

"I will definitely work wholeheartedly to help you find a good place." Master Huang continued.

These liars know how to brag about themselves, looking at your fat heads and big ears, Zhang Heming feels disgusted when he looks at them, and he really wants to go up and give you a big-eared sticker.

"Don't worry, let's go tomorrow, rest today and wait until tomorrow." Boss Ren said.

"That's fine."

Zhang Heming looked at how this Master Sun became more and more uncomfortable, his demeanor was always fake, and he was the one who owed him the most, with a fat head and big ears like a pig, how to look at it and how unhappy.

"I have arranged a room for everyone, Xiaoice, take you to rest." Boss Ren said.

"Yes."

Subsequently, Zhang Heming's master and apprentice were brought to the guest room, and the facilities inside were really very good, with a double bed, the quilt was down, and a very large LCD TV, and there was a computer next to it to play games.

After locking the door, Zhang Heming couldn't help but complain: "Master, those gentlemen, I always feel like a liar, especially that Master Sun is like a pig, I know how to eat when I see it, and I just ate more than anyone else." ”

"The teacher also saw that they were all 'blocks' for some deception." Master said.

Those who eat our bowl of rice are divided into white ways and blocks, and the white way is a person with real skills, and the blockade is a charlatan who can only cheat and deceive, and he will come out to cheat money and deceive sex if he knows some skills, that is, two knives.

"One by one, the mind is not right!" The master sighed.

Zhang Heming said disdainfully: "How could Boss Ren invite these people here." ”

"It's all about bragging about yourself, so I helped myself brag about it, so I was invited, and now I don't have much real ability! Bai Dao is unlucky. ”

Nothing was said all night.

Zhang Heming and the others went downstairs and walked towards the box, which was already full, the so-called 'Mr. Blockade'.

One by one, they were already eating breakfast, and Master Sun, who was sitting next to the master, looked at Master Zhang Heming and said, "Dare to ask, where is the master?" What are the three mountains from? ”

"I am a teacher of Maoshan and a Maoshan faction." Master said.

"Fortunately, I am also from the same school as you! I am the Pavilion Soap Mountain Lingbao Sect of the Three Mountains. "This Master Sun began to brag in front of them, which made Zhang Heming and the master secretly laugh in their hearts!

Master Sun immediately entered the cross talk mode, and said seriously: "A few days ago, Master Zu taught me the Tao method in a dream, saying that I have the root of the Dao bone immortal, saying that he wanted to transform me into an immortal, and also passed on my method of longevity every year. ”

Zhang Heming covered his mouth and snickered beside him, which made Zhang Heming laugh. The master almost didn't laugh, and what he said was the same as the real thing.

Zhang Heming said in his heart, "How can such a strange person still turn into an immortal?" It's a pity not to be an actor, so why don't you say that the Jade Emperor is looking for you to play mahjong, and Chang'e is looking for you to go on a blind date. ”

When Boss Ren heard this, he became interested and said, "Yo, seriously? ”

Master Sun said with great interest: "How can there be a fake. ”

Hold the grass, I didn't expect this boss to be "two" enough, I believe in this dick's words, Zhang Heming is really convinced. Zhang Heming couldn't help it and laughed.

Master Sun saw Zhang Heming laughing at him, and looked at Zhang Heming with contempt and said to himself, "What are you laughing at, kid?" ”

Zhang Heming forced a smile and said, "No, I want to ask the master, Master Zu crossed you at that time!" Zhang Heming was now laughing wildly in his heart, scratching his heart and laughing.

Master Sun raised his forehead for a while and said, "Who dares to ask about Master Zu's words." The master next to him was choked by what he said, and the master actually lowered his head and laughed.

Master Sun's apprentice immediately interjected and said, "Yes, since my master's cultivation, there has been less gray hair. ”

"If you have this method, can you teach me?" Boss Ren said.

As soon as he said this, Master Sun said embarrassedly: "This method is passed down from the ancestor to the ancestors, and it cannot be told to outsiders, unless Boss Ren is willing to be my apprentice." ”

Zhang Heming's tears of laughter are about to come out, this stupid boss listens to the fool's deception, and he lives long every year, and his collar is full of hair dye, obviously he dyes his hair black, and he lives long every year.

After chatting for a while, Boss Ren said, "Everyone is full, right?" ”

Everyone mumbled. "Okay, let's go to my cemetery."

“……”