Chapter 365: Hee-hee-ha-ha
I looked around and looked at them with a dark face, each of them chattering in a mess, and no one said anything important.
I underestimated their intelligence in this area, and in exceptional circumstances, they showed detective abilities that would amaze you, and they thought they were rejuvenated, black bread was reborn, they could say they could do anything, and that's my brothers.
Before they came back to their senses, I had to quickly ask a sentence: "Tell me what happened last night, there is no detail that must be detailed, after everyone says it, we will make a report, the overall analysis." ”
The outline of these topics must first be decided on a case-by-case basis, otherwise they can throw this topic to 108,000 miles, and you can't go around it, I don't believe you listen to what they say about their three heads and six arms, and the eight immortals cross the sea to show their magical powers.
Pony Liu, who is always in the limelight, always looks like he is not thinking well, and he jumped out directly: "The task you arranged for me yesterday, boss, I have taken it seriously." After I went to bed last night, I found that all the people were locked up before 12 o'clock in the morning, no one ate outside, and all the rooms had smaller ones to bring food in, and Deng Xiaoer only brought his father out this morning, which means that the time for each of his meals was about the same. The most important thing is that I also observed the things ordered by each of their meals, including pork belly buttons, fish-flavored meat ~ shreds, mapo tofu, vermicelli wontons, green onion dumplings, steamed porridge, barbecued sausages, braised lion's head, and even they have a small hot pot, There are basically very few people who drink alcohol, basically there are no spirits in general, and braised meat dishes, report to the boss, I will record this matter in detail and see what I can do. Pony looked at me proudly, and when I saw that everyone seemed to have recorded the things in detail, he was completely expressing it in the form of an invitation, with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes.
You four chickens are not as good as so, when they heard the words of eating, they took two mouthfuls and laughed: "I said Xiao Ma Liu, you really took it, you remember that it was all eaten, what is there to ask for credit for this, can this food explain anything?" Although I had diarrhea yesterday, it was a huge contribution to our matter, and if I didn't have diarrhea, I wouldn't have noticed that things were so weird. Yes, I did eat too much last night and pulled the toilet three times, but I had a strange question, I found that since there were people talking in the toilet, I was scared at the time, I deliberately didn't dare to make a sound, but the other corner of the toilet came out of the sound of someone whispering, although they kept the sound very low, but I still heard something. I heard them say a few things, nothing more than the day after tomorrow or something? And what kind of poisoning or something? Is there anything like that, with a cup drop or something? Anyway, it's intermittent, and that's probably the point, I dare to say that some of them must be plotting something, and why don't they just say it in the room, and it's all in the toilet, I'm 100% sure that there must be a thief here! ”
The four chickens are also proudly asking us for credit, and don't forget to step on the pony six, everyone is instigating each other, and it is absolutely necessary to operate like this between friends, not how do you call brothers.
Ah Wu Donkey couldn't wait to express what he saw yesterday, of course, when he said this, he would definitely have some action. I saw him squander his hands wide open and closed, as if he was determined to win, as if he were a scheming coward, straightening his back and straightening back, and walking like a standard sugar cane with his thin body.
He made such an image completely arouse everyone's indignation, and everyone's anger lies in the fact that he obviously feels like a tattered look, and he must show that he is a teacher of justice, as if he is completely distinguished from their brothers.
Ah Wu Donkey immediately changed to his original appearance in seconds, because his brother put his hands on him, specifically attacking his tickles, he laughed all the way on the ground and said anxiously: "Okay, don't tickle me, I say...... I said, haha......"
"Last night, because I had to take care of the four chickens, he was so timid, don't listen to him and think that he is too big to be a detective, in fact, he asked me to accompany him to the thatched house. What I just said was true, but when he went to the hut, I found a problem, because I ate it, and in addition to seeing people talking, I also saw a small note left on the ground, which I accidentally picked up. He took out from his coat pocket a small piece of paper that had been burned and burned, and there was no trace of it to be found, to be exact, it was burned beyond recognition, leaving only a small corner, and it was impossible to tell anything inside.
Pig Tousan finally found an opportunity to attack him: "Where did you pick up this little piece of paper is so ugly that you can't even see it, maybe it's ......" He stopped to describe, as if to say an indescribable thing, and what he was going to say next after his quota, we probably all knew that he might say something that made people uneating.
I kicked him without hesitation, and he immediately stopped talking.
After the pig head three was kicked by me, it can be regarded as being honest, he didn't say anything about the moth, honestly talk about yesterday's things, just like a play on the stage, I originally wanted to do a full set of plays, the pronunciation played a high note, and when the stage was not knocked knock, he didn't see this thing clearly at all, and the long-sleeved dance stopped abruptly:
"Boss, the task you will take me yesterday, I am serious about it, you don't ask me to sing some beautiful songs, of course I will definitely give them a prominent singing voice, I have been singing last night, and every opera must be sung, singing folk customs is definitely the first place. Don't talk about you as the boss, but I took out my family's best skills, and sang it without hesitation, I dare to say that they enjoyed it yesterday, and they have never heard such a good opera, it is really free, it is really a big loss. "When Pig Tousan describes this matter, he never grasps the point, and always expresses and hopes that he has received a good applause from everyone who pays no attention to him, and he needs this kind of encouragement His eyes, constantly looking at us, hoping that we will give him a warm applause and a warm hug from his description.
But contrary to the facts, I saw that everyone looked at him coldly, showing a look of mutual disgust, I dare to say that the appearance of this task is not pretended, but it is indeed like this, I am not sure which operas were sung by the pig head three yesterday, but I dare to say that the operas in his hands have reached the state of everyone's anger.
The first one to jump out and refute was the oil four chicken who pulled the toilet three times: "Ouch, hey, my pig brother, please, when you sing in the future, can you stop singing after I have eaten a full meal, can you wait until we wake up from sleep before singing, what you called singing yesterday, it is completely directly related to you that I spit it out." If you hadn't been singing last night, which caused me to lose sleep, and I'm still sleepy, it's all because of you, your singing voice is so poisonous, are you sure you're not here to harm us? Isn't that spy for the people inside! ”
After hearing such a statement, Zhu Tousan hurriedly refuted, and his retort was red-faced, and he directly used its huge tonnage to directly want to crush the other party, and the oil four chickens that crushed the object fled to my back like a monkey. and unscrupulously grimaced at him, and the grimace spit out a long tongue, as if he was extremely proud, and half-said in a triumphant tone: "If you have the ability, you will come, if you have the ability, come over with the ability, if you dare to come, Lao Tzu will wash all your clothes today." "He looks like a bully, a fox and a fake tiger.
The huge tonnage on the pig's head stood in front of us, his face was flushed, and he gasped and said, "Boss, let me beat the four chickens!" He lied, this task was given to me by you, and I did my best to complete it according to your requirements, and you were able to order me to do this singing, it was definitely because I had this qualification to do this thing, right, boss, they actually dared to say this about me, how can I complete my things in the future. You Siji actually dared to slander me, a good person, today, if I don't beat him, he won't know what Uncle Pig will be called in the future. What does the boss say, I'm going to beat him up today no matter what, that's if you punish me, I want to beat him too! He pulled the toilet three times last night, and it really smoked our gang to the ground, and I didn't even mention him! ”
Pig Head Trinity complained with a crying voice, although he was in a hurry to get angry, although he was acting in a kind of weak sympathy, in fact he was very cunning, and he wanted to use this pure childish identity to gain everyone's sympathy. And as he spoke, he writhed his body awkwardly, trying to catch the oily chicken behind me.
How could the oil four chickens, who are thinner than him and more agile than him, be caught so quickly, in this link, the pig head three are completely disadvantaged, and this camp will soon evolve into a kind of gathering, because you can't see the pig head three camp that your little horse six joined. Ah Wu Donkey quickly became the strong backing of the oil four chickens, 2:2, and then ~ eggs.
Because at such a time, the two sides were still so interested in fighting, I unceremoniously slapped each of them on the head, and yelled at them with a black face: "Are you here to play? Don't forget what we're here for, and if anyone is going to fight, get out of here! Don't be embarrassed in front of me, before things are solved, who dares to fight randomly, it's just that we are walking on thin ice here, maybe we will be the next person to be murdered, you will still have the face to laugh here, this picture is not right, just make up for you if there is nothing to do, then you don't have to play here anymore. ”
After everyone heard my serious statement, everyone suddenly quieted down, no one dared to speak nonsense anymore, I didn't want to do this to them, but these guys are always missing a tendon, playing and occupying is one of the characteristics of this gang of goods, playing without heart and lungs, and never having a sense of crisis.
Despite their suffering, the fish's seven-second memory will always be their commonality. I don't want to ask too much of them, and sometimes I can't have the courage to face losing any of them.
Am I not also a timid person, when you have a plan in your heart, you will be more thoughtful when you are a person and do things, and there will be more room for harshness, or more room for signs.
I knew that I was being strict at this time, and I couldn't go against my heart, so I relaxed and smiled at them: "Now the matter is really urgent, everyone don't make trouble, I'll analyze the incident of last night with you." Now that you have observed the strange things in this Jiangnan Inn, we have not yet investigated which room Gui Fengqi lives in, what kind of person the boss will be in the future, we don't know anything now, we don't have much time left than us, including today, we only have two days. Didn't you keep saying that you were going to get him out? ”
What I said made everyone silence.
Time is running out, and I don't have a way to dwell on these details with them.
I drank a cup of white tea handed over by Xiao Ma Liu, the point was to hint to him if there was anyone eavesdropping outside, Xiao Ma Liu also knew how to get up, and quickly stood at the door, and the four chickens stood by the window, and it was necessary to prevent any space from communicating with each other. Because in this Jiangnan Inn, anything can happen, the slogan to commemorate the Xiamen Inn is to maintain the peace of the people, saying that it is the last pure land in this turbulent city.
But what about human desires, all the moral things of the rivers and lakes, are only hidden under the calm, and when this desire cannot be opened and displayed in a coercive manner, everything will emerge like a devil.
Everyone is in their own formations, divided into several roads, and controls each pile pass.
I lowered my voice and said to them, "Let's talk about what happened yesterday, let's talk about Pony Six first, he was very careful yesterday, don't think that he didn't observe these dishes, there must be something strange in this." So don't panic, don't be nervous, I'll take this thing back and think about it, and I'll give you a good answer in the evening. It is reasonable that these things exist, and at lunchtime, we go out to eat together. Today we must find out the location of the turtle phoenix seven! ”
Everyone agreed: "Yes, you must find out after eating." There is absolutely no time to waste. ”