Chapter 513: We're from the island, we're stupid! Mermaid Disillusionment!
"Wow, mermaid......"
Xiaofeng looked at Su Mi's appearance, and hurriedly explained: "He inherited the advantages of mermaids, amphibious, and his appearance and figure are optimized." β
Look at Su Mi, who stretched out her salty pig paws, and withdrew her hand when she thought she was very reserved.
"What do you mean, to put it bluntly?"
Xiaofeng clicked a few times on his phone.
"This is what he used to be, weighing 250."
Qin Lang: "Pig's head face, sausage mouth, triangular eyes, garlic nose, self-curling, black fat and fat fat." The most disgusting thing is that there is still a pinch of black hair on the side of the mouth. β
The appearance of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods was enough to cry the heavens, but after Qin Lang's explanation, it was even more angry and resentful.
Sumi: It's so dangerous, I almost did it just now. If she only knew after touching it, she wouldn't have to ask for it.
Nie Jiu: "No wonder you can be the boss, just your looks are very advantageous!" β
Xiang Tian: "Who says it's not?" β
Zhou Shen came to the finishing touch: "When you two see the boss become like this, aren't you envious, jealous and hateful?" β
The two of them, who had stopped shaking their legs, said shyly: "The boss said, with him, my wife and girlfriend don't have to worry anymore!" β
Soldier: "That's right! β
"Why the ambush? Do you want to attack? β
"No, we were wronged!"
"Yes, don't look at us ugly, in fact, we are very kind!"
"The kind of ants that are reluctant to trample to death!"
The painting style of the three is a bit weird, and people twist their eyebrows when they see it.
"What's wrong with your boss?" Xin Wan.
"Lack of water, our boss is about to become a salted fish."
Everyone couldn't help but laugh again.
"There's a water source just around the corner, right? Are you road idiots? β
"To tell you the truth, we came from the island, and it was the first time we went ashore."
"Yes, we're very simple!"
Simplicity? Is stupid or not?
Su Mi: "If it's a road idiot, you have to admit it!" β
"Big sister, spare your life!"
After two clicks, the two of them actually knelt down.
Gao Yong: "You stinky and shameless, pretending to be innocent and stupid, our eyes are bright!" Even if you sell badly, it's useless! β
Zhou Shen and the others looked at Gao Yong with a strange expression, did they mistake the point?
Xiaohuahua: "Although you are very obscene, the sneak attacker is not forgiven!" β
Two fat men: "We really didn't attack us!" Just want to get some water. β
"Boom la la ......"
Everyone froze.
Su Mi was already watering with a mineral water bottle, and suddenly felt that the mermaid was obscene and trivial, with a little pity!
It's all to blame Xiaofeng, who ruthlessly interrupted their fantasy of a mermaid.
When it comes to unpleasant things, Su Mi is impatient and rude, even dictatorial!
Nie Jiu: "Then the you're watering the flowers, right?" β
Gao Yong: "According to our hometown, this is called watering. β
Sumi: "Salted fish resurrect me!" β
After saying that, he smacked his heartless feet twice, all of them went to his face.
"Brother Luo, will there be a dead person?"
Matching Teng Luo's deep eyes, Gao Yong was immediately stunned.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
"Wake up!"
Everyone wanted to cover their faces.
The picture is both beautiful and spicy.
"Boss, you've finally woken up, we've met a good Samaritan!"
Sumi raised an eyebrow.
The corners of the rest of the mouth twitched.
"Thank you......"
"No thanks, while I'm not upset, hurry up and leave!"
"Can you support two more bottles of water?"
Sumi: "Do you have any money?" β
The crowd covered their faces again.
The three of them have shaken into noodles, are you embarrassed to withdraw money?
"How much?" The mermaid held out her hand tremblingly.
Su Mi: "The market price is two yuan a bottle, and there is an additional condition." β
"Is there any string attachΓ© to two dollars?"
Su Mi: "I have worked hard all the way and didn't slaughter you, it's already my mercy." β
"Boss, what should I do? To buy or not to buy? β
"Or bargain?"
"First of all, what are the additional conditions?"
"Boss, you're still smart!"
Qin Lang: "No, I want to vomit!" β
As soon as I finished speaking, I found out that when I came out of Tengluo, everyone turned their heads.
Silently give Tengluo a thumbs up, you can do it, you are amazing!