Chapter 44: The figure of the hat
Yang Li would ask this, of course, he had heard the speculation of the Taoist in front of him in Gou Tingshi's mouth, coupled with the temptation just now, he had already made a conclusion in his heart.
The crossbow man didn't say anything more, it was tacit between the two.
Yang Li will not break the feeling, and Yu Li will not ask more.
Drink and drink, if I am dignified, the prince of Pingxi will be afraid of you a "mountain trail".
But the wound is really painful, so there is no way, who has never done anything to die to save face and suffer crimes...
The autumn breeze sends October, and the winter is warmer than the early spring.
Huishui River head, the beginning of winter.
Today, the official family withdrew the river closure order, and boats of all sizes surrounded the high platform and the stone bridge, leaving only a waterway through which the official boats passed.
The figures on the boat stood in groups, watching the two official ships sail from the official road.
The official ship approached, and the two stabbed Shi masters actually got together in a boat, which was really incomprehensible.
However, since then, Bazhou City and folk rivers and lakes have had more after-dinner conversations.
Once the Gou and Bao families were finalized, they directly withdrew the pavilions on both sides of the high platform and chose to watch from the bow of the boat.
Of course, the remaining one is for the daughters of the two families.
However, in addition to a few guards on the ship, there is also a man wrapped in zongzi, and a fat boy, who is Ruyi Langjun who is not the woman next to him?
It makes people jealous, and they don't dare to say anything to ridicule, if they are not careful, the head on their necks is not enough to be cut off by His Royal Highness.
At most, it is to see that the fat boy is not pleasing to the eye, and buy less oil, salt, rice vinegar, and turbid wine cloth strips from his house.
The four crossbowmen were very comfortable today, sitting next to the old man Thorn Shi, there were maids holding umbrellas and pouring tea, and even the state and county officials and wealthy businessmen who came from all over Bazhou to prepare to congratulate them were just sitting at the back table.
Who dares to complain, if he makes the two stabbing masters unhappy, he will not be able to pull out the skin and bones.
The summons officer is a lot more attentive today, as the only punching bag for the two states on weekdays, seeing that the days in the future are going to be more and more comfortable, it is difficult to be attentive or not, unless his brain is really buzzing.
This is not an opening sentence with a few more sentences:
"There are many happy events in Bazhou, and the two old men have worked for the benefit of the people, which is really a blessing. On the last day of today's auspicious day, I hope that all the gentlemen present will be grateful, congratulate the beautiful woman, and not stab the hard work of Master Shi in vain, regardless of whether it succeeds or not. ”
After the opening remarks, he asked the two Assassins at the bow of the ship for instructions, and then shouted: "Please come to the stage together with the fifth lady of the Gou family and the third miss of the Bao family to carry out the next assessment together." ”
The summons officer stepped aside.
Then, the two women walked hand in hand from another official ship, and the two maids beside them held a screen to hide their faces.
The maid stepped back, and the two women showed their faces.
A noble peony that is waiting to be released, although it is noble and cold, it makes people feel sorry for me.
A gentleman like a flower, Ling Han is alone, with the arrogance of swearing to be on par with men in the world, and his eyes are clear and sharp.
Although the two looked incompatible, they complemented each other.
Let's not consider the personality and temperament, just these two unique temperaments are enough for the onlookers to drink a big pot.
How can there be a reason in the world to enjoy the scenery without wine, isn't it a regret in life.
The two women whispered a few words in each other's ears.
The cold and noble woman spoke first, and said in a disdainful tone: "Everyone, this girl Gou Xian'er, I was disappointed when I took a look on the stage today. Please wait for the time of the assessment, if you don't have that ability, don't make any fun, if I am angry and disappointed, you will not be able to eat and walk around. ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, he released cruel words.
is worthy of being the first favorite disciple of Yanli's first minister.
The arrogant woman next to her couldn't help but shake her head when she saw Gou Xian'er next to her finish speaking, looking at the many frowning men in the audience.
The same way of opening his mouth, but with a little more restrained domineering, "What are the so-called heroes and young talents, in Miss Ben's opinion, they are just some straw bales with no ambitions and no power to restrain chickens." ”
Saying that, she glanced at Gou Xian'er, who was smiling happily, and continued: "It's too lazy to fight you, there is only one rule for Xian'er and Miss Ben, go to the stage to fight, win and stay, lose and get out." ”
After the woman finished speaking, she didn't want to take another look at the people in the audience, and she didn't even report her name.
Gou Xian'er added on the side, "Don't think that you can get anything if you win, this girl and Sister Gui'er only look at people based on their preferences, and let you go on stage, just to give you more fantasies." ”
The two finished scribbling like this, looking at each other, as if they were competing for something, but they both had a rare "smile" on their faces.
The crowd shuddered.
People who don't pay attention to the words in the words of the two will know that the competition between them is just to earn the big and the small.
On the official ship, the faces of the two Assassin Shi masters were not very good, and the two looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
However, his own family has given birth to a living treasure.
The people behind him began to compliment, which made the two of them feel a lot better.
Brother Xiao on the side of the crossbowman was whispering to him, what two wrongdoers on the stage, only a handsome and beautiful man like him can control the words, it is really only the crossbowman can bear it, change it to someone else, don't spit out all the wine he drank last night, and then bring a shocking number of ghosts and gods...
The two girls looked at each other and smiled on stage, and suddenly both of them snorted, and their feelings were reconciled again, and they hurriedly signaled the people in the audience to hurry up and take the stage, don't waste any more time.
The crowd began to whisper, but no one dared to take the stage.
The rules that the two women said just now are actually a disguise, it's okay if you take the stage and win, at most, if they don't like it, you can leave in style; If you lose, losing face is a trivial matter, the saliva of so many people in the audience can't drown you, and it will make you depressed for the rest of your life, and you won't lose it to your grandma's grandma's house.
Seeing that no one dared to go on stage, the two women began to shout around:
"The eunuchs are still three points of manhood, I want everyone to be here..."
"How can you compare a group of rabble with eunuchs, that is not demeaning people"
"Yes, yes, among the eunuchs, there is also Yan Li, the chief manager of the first grade, Wang Daguan, but I have seen him kill dozens of people at a glance."
"If the general manager of the king is here, he won't directly scare this group of straw bales."
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The two sang and harmonized like this, regardless of the feelings of the men in the audience, but the women who came to watch looked at the two women's "slapping and scolding streets" with adoring eyes.
If they had wine by their side at the moment, they would be able to drink a big pot and make a big splash.
The two thorn masters on the official ship had their faces blue and white.
The shouting on the stage can be regarded as scolding all the men in the world, and they almost directly named and spewed people's faces.
Even Brother Xiao said in the crossbowman's ear that he really had a lot of knowledge...
On the river, the onlookers suddenly had the wind and grass moving, and I saw a figure of a hat stepping on the canopy.
He was as light as a swallow and landed on a stake beside the high platform.
A voice that was neither male nor female came from inside the hat, "In Xiajianghu, the people sent the nickname of the gentleman to cover their faces, and came to visit the two young ladies." ”
The two women scoffed.
Gou Xian'er said first: "Don't show your true face, you still call yourself a gentleman... In this girl's opinion, it's either the stinky fish and rotten shrimp, or some rich dogs. ”
On the side, Bao Gui'er continued, "What Xian'er said is inappropriate, how can the stinky fish and rotten shrimp and the rich dog's legs die as a matter of course, and the worst thing can be looked at by their own masters, on the other hand, people like them..."
Bao Guier deliberately beat the dumb fan.
Gou Xian'er asked, "How do you say this?" ”
Her eyes looked at the hat like Bao Gui'er, and she heard, "People like them are not upright, dishonest and trustworthy, and third, they are not chivalrous." Relying on his own tricks to bluff people, he was abducted and deceived everywhere, and in the end, no one knew how he died... I don't want anyone to know at all, for fear that if I look at it more, I will have poisonous sores in my eyes. So for this kind of person, what is the difference between covering his face and not covering his face, do you really care about his appearance? ”
Gou Xian'er nodded silently.
The figure of the hat suddenly moved and fell in front of the two of them.
A strong wind blew from behind him and rushed towards the two of them, who were unstable and were blown into the air until the wind dispersed and smashed heavily on the high platform.
Fortunately, it was the butt that fell to the ground first, and if it was changed to a face, it would be so strong, and if it was not disfigured, it would become a pig's head.
The two women were quite strong, even though the plank under their buttocks was smashed open with many cracks, it did not affect them to get up and counterattack at all.
I saw that the two of them had a tacit understanding and attacked the figure of the hat.
One person clenches his fist, one person splits his palm, converts each other, and circulates left and right.
With just one hand, the figure of the hat easily slashed away the attacks of the two of them.
The two women did not believe in evil, and instead began to attack, but they confused their cooperation.
The figure of the hat grabbed the flaw, and a golden rope was thrown out of his waist, directly entangling the two together.
With a little more force, the two of them were back to back, trapped to death, and there was no room for struggle.
I had to admit it on the spot.
After the figure subdued the two, he didn't do anything excessive, and a woman's voice came from the hat, with a playful tone and hatred for iron and steel, "Xian'er girl, you and your sisters are really a match made in heaven, what kind of martial arts competition and pro-recruitment conference are still held here, just the two of you have made a family." ”
Gou Xian'er, who was tied, had already given up resistance and thought she was unlucky, but when she heard the voice of the figure in front of her, she suddenly smiled, "Teacher, it's you." Then he was very moved, "I didn't expect the teacher to really come to see me." ”
After saying that, she pretended to cry excitedly.
The figure obviously couldn't stand this, pulled back the golden wire rope in his hand, and said: "Come on, come on, it's all a big girl, it's okay to cry in front of the teacher, and in front of so many people, it's not ashamed." ”
Gou Xian'er nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then a smile was on her face, and she stepped forward to stand beside the figure.
Bao Gui'er stood in place, thinking of the ugly words she had just said, and she didn't dare to look at her figure.
The figure laughed from the hat, and then said: "You girl, you shout and kill all day long, and your mouth is so unforgiving." If it's a man, it's okay, I just took the girl Xian'er, but unfortunately it's not, I can't make a family! ”
When Bao Gui'er heard this, she unconsciously said, "The two of us are really a family." ”
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