Chapter 23: Fighting wits and courage to get out of the cage

People are sandwiched in the bun, have to bow their heads, Li Chengfeng cursed and swore for a while, only then did he get out, this time, he was really a little angry, these two people are not ordinary people, they are practitioners, and they also know how to fight together...... If you don't want to go out ruthlessly, it's absolutely no fun.

Li Chengfeng looked the two up and down and said, "You two...... New here?"

The strong man on the left grinned and nodded.

Li Chengfeng: "My mother came to you?"

At this time, a weak voice sounded not far from the side, it was Zhao Xiaobao.

Zhao Xiaobao hid behind a tree and cautiously poked his head out: "Young master, the three of them are the three healthy servants newly bought by my mother!"

Li Cheng didn't look back at the limelight, and said angrily: "Shut up!"

Zhao Xiaobao retracted his head: "Oh......"

Li Chengfeng said in his heart: Since the old lady found it, it really can't be ruthless, it seems that you have to outwit it.

Li Chengfeng thought for a while, and then said: "My mother is the mother of this family, and she sometimes has to listen to me, so you also have to listen to me, do you understand?"

The strong man grinned: "I don't understand." ”

Li Chengfeng was furious: "Are you stupid?"

The strong man's mouth grinned even wider: "Oh! How do you know? My mother called me stupid." ”

Li Chengfeng's heart was half cold: really stupid, fake stupid? He turned his head to look at another strong man: "Hey, you! Your name is ......."

Another strong man turned his head and grinned, revealing an idiot-like expression, Li Chengfeng looked at it, and suddenly his head was as big as a fight: "Hey, this thing actually laughs like a second fool!"

Li Chengfeng couldn't cry or laugh: "Come on, I know, you must be stupid, right!"

Another strong man grinned, "That's not right!"

Li Chengfeng was overjoyed: "Aren't you stupid? You're not stupid, aren't you, ...... quickly."

The strong man laughed and said, "I'm a fool!"

Li Chengfeng: "......"

The third fool grinned at the second fool and said, "Second brother, you are wrong, give money!"

The second fool reluctantly took out a few copper plates and handed them over: "Na, give it to ...... One, two, three, four......"

Li Chengfeng looked at it, and suddenly felt hopeful again: "Hey, you know how to gamble money, aren't you stupid, you can pretend to be good!"

The second fool said: "This is the game that my mother taught us to play, as long as someone guesses wrong, we have to give money." As he spoke, he continued to give the copper plate: "Four, four, four......"

Li Chengfeng couldn't cry or laugh, and he immediately reacted: "Eh, it's not right, it's not right, why are there four old people? Five, six, seven, eight?"

The second fool looked at Li Chengfeng with a blank face: "Ah, I'll count to four, ah......" As he spoke, he turned his head and continued to take out the copper plate to the three fools, counting them seriously: "Four, four, four, four, four ......" The three fools on the side also counted seriously: "Four, four, four, four, second brother, don't give me less, the eight copper plates that you said were good!"

The second fool nodded seriously: "Well, eight won't be missing you! Four, four, four, four ......"

Li Chengfeng's face collapsed: "Count the farts, so you can't count eight in your life! Hey, don't count, you call the second fool, he is called the third fool, what about the big fool?"

The second and third fools turned their heads to look behind Li Chengfeng, Li Chengfeng was stunned, turned his head to look, but saw a strong man squatting on the roof, grinning at him.

Li Chengfeng found that he couldn't even get angry in the face of this idiot-like smile, he hung his head and said: "Okay, there is one squatting on it, you are ruthless!"

But Li Chengfeng was only depressed for a while, and soon he thought about it: "Otherwise, you will let me go out for a while, just soak in urine, I will go out to pee, and then give you ten taels of silver?

The second fool and the third fool glanced at each other, grinned, and said, "Okay, okay! Get ten taels of silver first!"

Li Chengfeng touched his body and found that he had nothing on his body, so he had to take off a sachet inlaid with gold wire on his body, and said: "Na, the best sachet in Dingxiang is not available on the market!

The second fool and the third fool came over to take a look, turned their heads to look at Dasha, and the second fool said, "Big brother, what is this thing?"

Dasha: "Are you stupid, you don't know this? Isn't this the snot-blowing handkerchief used by the daughter of our dock foreman Lao Zhang?"

Li Chengfeng: "Huh?"

The second fool: "Oh, yes, yes, it's a bit like! But it's so small, how can you use it?"

Li Chengfeng: "Huh?!"

Three stupid: "You're stupid! Won't you take the thread apart and use it?"

Li Chengfeng: "......"

Dasha: "Fart, fart, you are all fools! This thing is obviously stuffed into the nostrils to roll the nose!"

The second fool and the third fool clapped their hands together and grinned: "Yes, yes, yes, it's the big brother!

Li Chengfeng's face was sluggish, he stood there for a while, and suddenly turned his head and shouted in the direction of Zhao Xiaobao: "Zhao Xiaobao, did you tell my mother about Zhixi Tower!!"

Xiao Baotou didn't dare to poke out, he dragged his cry: "Young master, you can't hide it!"

Li Cheng jumped like thunder in the storm: "Zhao Xiaobao, I'm going to kill you!!"

Li Chengfeng swore to the sky that he had never been so disgusted with such a person, no, it was three people, three stupid, stupid and annoying idiots!

Said that he couldn't move, he couldn't fight, he couldn't escape, just two days later, Li Chengfeng had already collapsed, he lay on the bed with dull eyes, desperate like a dead dog, and then watched the three brothers holding a huge wooden barrel, and then desperately stuffed the rice into his mouth.

Li Chengfeng sighed: "Mother, where did you find these three rice buckets! This is to destroy our Li family!"

"Young master, they were sold because they were too edible and couldn't afford to raise them in the martial arts hall. ”

Zhao Xiaobao was lying by the window, poking his head in outside, and said carefully, as soon as he finished speaking, a book smashed towards him, so frightened that Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly retracted his head.

After a while, Zhao Xiaobao poked his head out again, and said in a flattering tone: "Young master, why don't I find you a few books to pass the time to read......?"

Li Chengfeng didn't come to one place: "You also have the face to mention this kind of book?"

Zhao Xiaobao's face was red: "What the young master said is that Xiaobao wants to stubble." ”

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Young master, I have been reversing since I was ten years old!"

Zhao Xiaobao almost choked to death from his own saliva, he thought about it, took out a secret note from his cuff, and said, "By the way, young master, this is what Qiu Short asked me to give you." ”

Li Chengfeng took it listlessly and took a look, and immediately jumped up from the bed, with an angry face: "How can this be reasonable, how can this be reasonable!!"

Li Chengfeng paced back and forth in the room restlessly, like an angry lion.

Zhao Xiaobao was curious and worried, and said, "Young master, my mother said that now is an extraordinary time, so you must stay at home." ”

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Nonsense, do you know what I'm going to go out for! Are you a young master or am I a young master!"

Zhao Xiaobao's face was full of grievances: "However, this is my mother's order." ”

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Nonsense, now all Chengcheng Ancheng will suspect that I am an adulterer with the Taishou pet concubine, if I hide and don't see anyone, wouldn't I not recruit myself?"

Zhao Xiaobao was shocked: "It makes sense!"

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Go and tell my mother and let her let me out!"

Zhao Xiaobao cried with a sad face and said, "My mother has been away from home for the past two days, and it is Sister Luzhu who is in charge." Sister Luzhu also instructed them not to move. ”

Li Chengfeng was furious, but he quickly glanced at the second and third fools on the side, his mind was like lightning, and he suddenly came up with an idea, he hooked his hand at Zhao Xiaobao and said, "You, come in!"

Zhao Xiaobao's face was full of horror: "Don't enter!"

Li Chengfeng threatened: "Come in, I promise not to kill you!"

Zhao Xiaobao's head shook like a rattle: "Don't enter!!"

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Come in! or I'll really beat you to death!!"

Zhao Xiaobao climbed inside, and said aggrievedly: "The young master knows how to bully Xiaobao!"

Li Chengfeng didn't wait for Zhao Xiaobao to jump in, he hooked his neck, whispered a few words in his ear, and then said, "Do you understand?"

Zhao Xiaobao wiped the corners of his eyes and nodded.

Li Chengfeng walked to the door, pretending to say to the second and third fools who were eating Haisai and the big fool on the roof: "Tell you, young master, I want to leave, the three of you can't stop me at all!"

The second and third fools grinned and did not answer.

Li Chengfeng said, "Don't believe it, then look at it!" As he spoke, he turned his head and walked towards the house, then slammed the door shut.

The second fool and the third fool looked at each other, and the two looked up at Dasha: "Big brother, can the young master really run away?"

Dasha scratched his head and said, "It is said that the young master has been smart since he was a child, if he really wants to run, maybe we can't stop it, right?"

The second fool said with a bitter face: "But my mother said that if the young master loses it, he wants our heads!"

Dasha said nervously: "It hurts to cut off your head, you can't let people cut it off, you must take a good look at the young master, so as not to ......"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard someone in the room shouting: "It's amazing, it's terrible! Young master, young master, he's gone!"

When Dasha and Ersil heard this, they were terrified, and said in unison: "It's terrible, I want to cut off my head, it hurts so much!"

The two rushed into the house together, and saw Zhao Xiaobao shrinking into a ball, bowing his head and hiding his face, he screamed in horror: "The young master is gone!"

The two of them were very panicked, and they rushed in to look around, Dasha rummaged around, he saw the bottom of the bed at a glance, and when he lifted the bed curtain, he saw a figure hidden under the bed, and he laughed proudly: "Found it! Young master, please come out!"

But as soon as the person was dragged out, the second fool and the third fool looked at it, and the two of them suddenly straightened their eyes: The person in front of him is thin and small, who is it not Zhao Xiaobao?

The second and third fools looked back, but saw that the "Zhao Xiaobao" who shouted at the door before was gone, and they immediately shouted in horror: "Ouch, it's terrible! Big brother, young master, he ran away!"

When Dasha heard this, he immediately jumped down and rushed into the room to take a look, and he was stunned: "Did you really run away?"

The three of them looked at each other and said in unison: "Ouch, it's terrible! I want to cut off my head, it hurts!"

As he spoke, the three of them rushed out in a swarm and searched everywhere.

Zhao Xiaobao stretched out his head to probe his brain, and after seeing that the three of them were indeed far away, he said in a low voice: "Young master, they are gone!"

At this time, a person jumped out of the closet, with a smug face, who is it not Li Chengfeng?

It turned out that Li Chengfeng asked Zhao Xiaobao to hide under the bed, and after he pretended to be Zhao Xiaobao to attract the second and third fools into the room, he took advantage of the other party's efforts to rummage around, and hid in a wardrobe that they had already rummaged through.

Li Chengfeng slapped him proudly: "Fight with Young Master Ben!

Zhao Xiaobao muttered: "Winning three fools, what's so proud?"

Li Chengfeng slapped Zhao Xiaobao on the back of the head: "Shut up!

Zhao Xiaobao didn't dare to slack off, followed behind Li Chengfeng, the two of them stopped and walked along the corner of the wall like thieves, and when they reached the foot of the wall courtyard, the two of them ran a few steps quickly, and then climbed over the wall.

Out of the Li family's compound, Li Chengfeng can be regarded as a dragon returning to the sea, a tiger entering the mountains and forests, Zhao Xiaobao followed behind, still uneasy, he looked around nervously, as if Zhang Taishou's soldiers would rush out and catch them at any time.

Zhao Xiaobao said nervously: "Young master, where are we going?"

Li Chengfeng said: "Go and collect the corpses of everyone in Zhixi!"

Zhao Xiaobao was shocked and blurted out: "I can't help it, I can't help it!"

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