Before I could react, I saw the lights in the store flashing; Extinguished. Immediately after that, two green flames burst out of the ground, and two figures were also reflected: exactly the same as in the dream. And I suddenly found that I couldn't move my body, and I remember reading a book that said that if you encounter this kind of thing, and you can't chant sutras and chant Buddha, you will curse in your heart. Thinking of this, I was happy: I am good at this. Then I began to have all kinds of "greetings" in my heart. But instead of changing, the scene in front of him was replaced by the eyes of the two people looking at the mentally retarded.

"There's nothing wrong with this guy, right? Yesterday I thought he was still a talent. Black Impermanence looked at me with disdain, and White Impermanence smiled:

"He's already pretty good if he doesn't pee." With a wave of his hand, the lights in my shop came on again. But they just changed to the same height as ordinary people, and the clothes on their bodies were still black and white.

"Sit down, boy, don't be nervous. You should be happy that you are the first living person to have a Yin Waist card. Hei Wuchang took out a credit card-sized sign from his bosom and placed it on the table. Bai Wuchang made a gesture to sit down.

Well, that's the point, and I'm going to have to sit down.

"You must be curious, first of all, that the grotesque things you have heard are not necessarily just legends; In the daily wealth, rice, oil and salt, there is also an invisible existence that you can't see. Bai Wuchang spoke first, "Look at your watch, we have time to explain to you today." ”

I raised my hand to look at my watch, and time had not passed. Time stands still? This kind of scene has appeared in my dreams, when did I fall asleep?

"You're not asleep, you're just in another space right now." Bai Wuchang saw that I was puzzled, so he opened his mouth to explain, and then looked at Hei Wuchang, "Eighth Master, do you want to drive?" Let him know that he wasn't in a dream? ”

"That's easy to do." As he spoke, a chain appeared in Black Impermanence's hand, with a scythe-like hook at the end. Looks like he's been holding back to give me this. Bai Wuchang hurriedly grabbed him: "Eighth master, eighth master!" We're trying to let him know that he's not dreaming, that you can kill him. ”

Hei Wuchang put away the chains, and when I saw this, I also broke out in a cold sweat on my spine: This is still to practice with me. Just thinking about it, Bai Wuchang arched his hand: "Sir, then I'll start, and ask Mr. to bear more." As soon as he stretched out his hand, an object of a feather duster appeared in his hand. It seems to be light and fluttering, who has not been cleaned up when he was a child, he is beaten with the other end of the duster.

"Ah!!!h Before I could figure it out, every pore in my body ached excruciously.

"Sir suffers, this is the mourning stick of the Yin Si, and it is not the body that is beaten, but the soul." Bai Wuchang put away the mourning stick, and pressed my forehead with his other hand, "Don't move, I'm repairing my husband's soul." "I felt a coolness spread from my forehead to my whole body, and the pain slowly disappeared. It wasn't until he let go of his hand that I gasped:

"I believed, I believed." I looked at both of them with trepidation. If you encounter someone who doesn't obey, you will be greeted with a mourning stick, and if you resist violently, the black impermanence will make the hook hook hook out of the soul and then tie it away with chains, right? Absolutely violent law enforcement!

Suddenly, Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang laughed: "Seventh Master, this kid is a little interesting. In this state, we can also analyze the purpose of the magic weapon in our hand. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, no wonder it's someone that Lord Chenghuang has a crush on."

Gradually, I felt that the two of them were not difficult to get along with, but the black impermanence had to pull out the chains at every turn, which was too scary. simply asked directly: "What are the two eldest brothers looking for me?" You guys...... Seems to know what I'm thinking? ”

"Yes, you scolded us, and we heard it." Hearing Hei Impermanence say this, my feet were weak and I almost collapsed. Usually when others see these two gods, they are respectful, and I just scolded in my heart for a long time. Bai Wuchang saw my heart palpitations, so he smiled:

"Sir, don't be too nervous, after all, it's a living person. Bring a waist card to follow us to meet Lord Chenghuang, it is Lord Chenghuang who wants to see you. ”

Damn, this is a big game, isn't it? So it's gone with black and white impermanence? I haven't paid off my mortgage yet......

Before I could think about it, I was slapped in the head. When I looked up, I saw that it was black impermanence and looked at me with a bitter face:

"What do you want? What are you wondering about? If your name is not in the book of life and death, we don't dare to pull people around. Hurry up, go and go back quickly, don't keep Lord Chenghuang waiting for a long time. ”

Alas, I could only buckle my waist card and stand up with them: "Two big brothers, let's go." ”

I saw that as soon as the black and white impermanence stretched out his hand, a beam of light came to his face. As soon as the light passed, the scene around us changed. It is almost desolate, as if it had been deliberately made. The wind was blowing unhindered, not to mention the people who moved, not even a single grass. I suddenly realized that this is the so-called underworld. I also followed the two of you all the way to see it, and some places were really magnificent, so I didn't bring a camera. So he reached out and took out his phone and wanted to take a picture. But no matter how you take it, all the pictures are gray, and you can only give up.

Suddenly Bai Wuchang stopped, and I almost bumped into it: "Bai Ye, what's wrong?" You've got to give a look when you want to brake. He didn't speak, just turned his head and smiled. But it was the black impermanence who spoke:

"Don't you think it's strange that you're not tired after walking for so long?"

After their reminder, my watch stopped, so I don't know the time. But after walking for at least three or four hours, I also wondered: now people go out either by car or by car, and I don't feel at all when I walk for so long; It's normal for them to be tired when they are ghosts, why am I not tired as a person who pays off the mortgage?

"That's because Mr. is also a spirit now, and he has not brought his physical body with him now, because the body of a non-cultivator cannot bear this breath. In fact, we have a lot of entrances to the secluded underworld, and I took Mr. so many ways just to let Mr. know more. Next we'll be in Yellow Springs. There are a lot of ghosts on the road, and I hope that Mr. will not panic and disturb them. Bai Wuchang introduced matter-of-factly. With Bai Wuchang being so careful, it's hard for me to imagine what they look like when they're doing business. A black and impermanent voice sounded behind him:

"Don't think he's smiling and talking. Lord Chenghuang instructed Yang Jian to smile and do things, and he also smiled when we were on official business. We know what you're thinking because the ghosts can hear what mortals are thinking. Let's go. ”

I gradually saw some movement on the road, and I was obviously mentally prepared. When I saw those ghosts, I was still shocked: with white skin and empty eyes, it seemed that walking unconsciously was more like a zombie in a movie. Some of the ghosts in the middle began to surround me for some reason, but they were all driven away by the two impermanences. After walking for a long time, there are more and more ghosts on the road. Black impermanence is also a little anxious:

"That's the end of the tour, let's go. Let's go straight to Lord Chenghuang. With that, he squeezed a strange hand, and there was a jolt under his feet, and a coffin rose up. Before I could react, he threw me in; Thank goodness he didn't cover it. Then the coffin rose into the air, and they carried the coffin one after the other in the air. I sat in the coffin and didn't dare to move, but I just stretched out my head and saw the Lethe River, which was much wider than I had imagined. At least twenty kilometers wide, there is only one bridge to connect the two sides of the entire river. The bridge looks very strong, despite its dilapidation. The narrowest part of the bridge can only be crossed by one person, and the widest part can be used for 7 or 8 tractor trucks side by side. There was some fire in the place where only one person was allowed to pass, and seeing that I was curious, Bai Wuchang said:

"That's where Meng Po lives."

I was surprised: is there really Meng Po soup? But when I think about it, I'm flying around with black and white impermanence now, what else wouldn't there be? Let's just say that there is an old man on the side of the road now who says that he is Mrs. Jiang, I'm afraid I have to believe it. Looking at the fire below, he said unconsciously:

"Why are you still practicing stalls? After so many years, I should open a tea restaurant. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a slight pause in the black and white impermanence body, but a female voice sounded directly in my head: Little rabbit cub, you wait for the old lady! I shrank my head in fright. Damn, is there any privacy in this underworld? Why do you hear me when I say so quietly? At this time, I didn't dare to talk and think nonsense anymore, so I simply leaned on the coffin and fell asleep. Until a falling tremor woke me up.

"Here, sir, please wait here, and we'll go and inform Lord Chenghuang." After saying that, black and white impermanence disappeared as soon as he gave his hand. The coffin was also taken back by them, and I sat directly on the ground.

A lot of the surroundings look like a garden. However, the color is only black and white, there are courtyard rockeries, and there are small bridges and flowing water. If it weren't for the wrong color, it would be a great view. The underworld is not just cold and gray as in various legends, at least it looks the same as in the daytime, but there is no blue sky, white clouds and sunshine.