Chapter 76: The Ancient Shovel of Long Shovel (3)
The cat fairy Mo Bai was racking his brains to figure out how to hide his current embarrassed appearance in front of the old dog, so as to pretend that nothing happened, when a series of sarcastic ridicule sounded in his ears.
"Oops, who is this? I'll take a look, hey, isn't this the tsundere old cat, why haven't you seen him for a few days, and then he was tied up here? ”
Just as the cat fairy weighed the pros and cons, a very low voice sounded faintly.
Damn, that hateful old dog dared to laugh at him.
The black cat glanced at the dog fairy contemptuously, not intending to ignore him. Although he is now extremely embarrassed, he must not lose his dignity in front of the old dog.
"Hey, I heard that the old cat brother relied on that unlearned female priest not long ago, why, he was tied up by the new master in a few days."
Seeing that the black cat didn't mean to deal with himself, the dog fairy continued to sarcastically mock the cat fairy.
Throughout the ages, dogs have hated cats the most, whether in heaven and earth, or in picture book stories.
Cats think dogs are stupid and don't know how to be likable, and dogs think cats are the most spineless, and they can do everything to get something to eat.
I hate each other.
The dog fairy laughed, and finally waited until this shameless cat fell out of favor, and he must take the opportunity to talk about him.
Look at this old cat's appearance, no one rarely wants him, and he has been relying on others, he really doesn't even want to be cheeky.
In other words, he would never be able to do this kind of thing, and he would be ashamed to hug Yunyundu.
There are some cat slaves in the human world, and the dog clan is so upright, but they prefer the clingy cat.
"Brother Dog's recent front teeth are still leaking?" The black cat moved his beard and said in a mean tone, "If you can't speak, it's no wonder you're always beaten." ”
"You ......" The dog fairy glared at the black cat viciously, and quickly covered his front teeth, you couldn't speak for a long time.
It's all to blame for this damn black cat, it was so heavy that it burst two of his precious front teeth, no wonder there was something strange in his tone just now.
The dog fairy subconsciously looked at the black cat's half-short tail, and said sarcastically, "Hey, Brother Dog, then you can stay here slowly, I'm going back to eat bones." ”
Anyway, he and this black cat can't always talk together, and when the grudge is deep, he will make an appointment to fight to get angry, and then they can be peaceful for a while.
Now seeing that he was in trouble and was trapped and unable to move, the dog fairy was naturally happy in his heart.
After all, they are all chains for dogs, and I don't see that cat has a cat chain, at most, a cat tag is hung around the neck, and it is shiny.
Now let this old cat who doesn't know what to do also taste the feeling of being tied around his neck, and I'm happy to think about it.
"Cut, you know how to eat." The black cat looked at the back of the dog fairy and snorted, this dead dog doesn't look at its own legs, it's all thick like this, it's not afraid of being disliked by the human race.
After the dog fairy left, silence returned to the surroundings.
The cat fairy looked at the empty orchard without love, why didn't the person who came to save him touch, but let the dead dog see his embarrassed appearance.
That woman is really cruel, no wonder she is so old and has no object.
Tut.
It is said that when this unlearned and unskilled female priest ordered the lower realm, she actually forgot the correct way to open the immortal descending to earth.
So, like a meteorite, Liuyue smashed directly through the roof of a mortal, and then fell straight to the ground.
I didn't do any cushioning, and I almost burped straight away.
"Ouch, my head, my lumbar disc, my buttocks......" If it weren't for her thousands of years of cultivation, I am afraid that she would have unfortunately become an immortal before she has examined the hot and cold world.
Before Liuyue could stand up, someone put a cold sword on his neck. She laughed dryly twice, "If you have something to say, you have something to say." ”
Although Liuyue does not learn and has no skills, he also knows that there is an unwritten rule within the Six Realms.
That is, whether it is an immortal or a demon, a demon or a demon, after coming to the human world, you must not use the magic of your own clan to interfere with the life of the human race, otherwise you will be punished and cursed.
Within the Six Realms, the Terrans have the shortest lifespan and the fastest renewal.
Although even the most capable human race cannot compete with immortals, demons, demons, daos, and ghosts, the Six Realms still need the weakest human race to maintain a wonderful balance.
"Who are you?" The man with the sword in his hand shouted, a pair of narrow phoenix eyes shining with a faint light. Now it's time for the border to move. When there is chaos, there is no guarantee that any fine work will be mixed in.
The man carefully looked at the woman sitting on the ground, this person was dressed in white, looked clumsy, and was not an assassin, but in the middle of the night, he suddenly broke into his room to ......
"I'm ......" Liuyue just wanted to say that he was the Si Ming Xingjun who was in the lower realm to investigate the hot and cold state of the human world, but suddenly thought of something again, and immediately changed his words, "I don't know why, I fell from above." ”
When speaking, Liuyue rarely looked at the man in front of her thoughtfully. He was wearing a white undershirt, tall and handsome, with long hair and eyebrows that splashed ink that made people fall at a glance.
The man looked at her inquiringly, and finally said only two words, "That's it." ”
Liuyue was a little puzzled when she heard it, what is it called. I saw that the good-looking man came over and quickly sealed her acupoint, and then turned over and went to bed again.
I'm #%&/#......
Liuyue scolded all the curses he thought of in his heart, why is this dog man so bad, he can't move now, he is good, he sleeps so soundly.
looks handsome and is a fart, with a human face and a beast's heart, and a bad stomach.
Looking at the long back on the bed, Liuyue suddenly became interested, she wanted to see how the life of this dog man was, and whether it ended badly.
Unexpectedly, at this look, Liuyue was shocked into a cold sweat. That man will be cornered by the enemy on the battlefield, and ten thousand arrows will pierce his heart.
Although the dog man is indeed a little bad, it is not so bad that he will die so badly in the end.
"Calm down, calm down."
Liuyue forced himself to calm down, there are so many poor people in this world, and he is not one of them. Birth, old age, sickness and death, that is the fate of the human race, and no one can change it.
……
"Get up!" The man's low, gruff voice rang out, disturbing someone's good dreams.
Liuyue frowned uncomfortably, dreaming that she was eating in the dining room, don't make any noise. Liuyue was about to put a piece of milk cake in her mouth, but her cheeks were pinched tightly by a pair of big hands, "Get up!" ”
Being woken up early in the morning felt as uncomfortable as beeping a dog, and Liuyue reluctantly opened her eyes and habitually scolded, "Dog, what are you doing......
"Dog stuff?" Gao Chen frowned unhappily, a pair of narrow and good-looking phoenix eyes flashed with disdain.
This is really not ambiguous at all when she scolds people, and she dares to say any filthy words.
"Huh?" Who's talking? Liuyue snorted, and when she was more conscious, she saw a super-handsome man standing in front of her.
Last night, she fell so hard that she didn't fully see the man's appearance, she only knew that he was a handsome guy.
I didn't expect to take a closer look today, and he was still an extremely handsome man. Tsk tsk, although this dog man has a single eyelid, this is definitely the most handsome single eyelid man she has ever seen.
Look at the white porcelain-like skin, there is a man who can be so white. Liuyue looked at his hand, and instantly sighed that the world was impermanent, and his big white skin was a degree darker than him.
Noticing that someone's lewd little eyes were glancing at him, Gao Chen said uncomfortably, "Woman, why are you looking at me like this. ”
Xanthippe......
"Who do you say, why are you so rude?" Because her cheek was pinched, Liuyue scolded indistinctly, "Spread it out for the old lady." ”
Gao Chen only felt a little funny when he looked at her fierce appearance, obviously she was already in trouble, and she was still so fierce, where did she get the confidence.
Thinking so in his heart, Gao Chen put down the hand that was pinching her cheek. After all, she is a woman, and she doesn't care about her.
"General." The door creaked open, and a graceful maid walked in and said softly, "The slave family changes your clothes." ”
Liuyue looked up and down at the maid with a weak posture, who was really weak and gentle and graceful. No wonder the good-looking dog man said that he was a, and he liked that kind of delicate.
"No need." Gao Chen put on his coat and walked out, and after walking a few steps, he paused, turned his head and said to the maid, "Straighten out that, she is dirty to death." ”
Wozh!
It seems that there are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in Liuyue's heart, and this dog man barks one by one, and he thinks she is dirty. If she hadn't spent the night on the floor last night, she wouldn't have been so dirty.
Liuyue took a sip and raised her middle finger at the back of the dog man leaving. With your little white face, you are still a general, no wonder you will lose the battle in the end.
Defeat...... Thinking of the dog man's final ending, Liuyue only felt a chill down her spine. He's also quite pathetic, although his personality is a little bit doggy.
"Girl, please come with me." The maid with a soft posture said, "The slave family waits for the girl to bathe and change her clothes. ”
It's too hypocritical to take a shower and have someone to serve you.
She used to take a bath by herself when she was in the Siming Pavilion, and there was only one cook and a few sweeping boys in the whole pavilion, oh yes, there was a black cat living in it not long ago.
Touching her nose, Liuyue still followed the maid out. Yesterday, when I was in the lower realm, I was really scared, and then I broke out in a cold sweat, and my body was indeed a little dirty.
Forget it, it's all here, she just has a good experience of human life.