"You damn girl! No wonder I gain weight when I drink water! Rorschach roared.

Ling Lin blinked, "But Sister Rorschach, you're not fat...... I don't think you're really fat, although you eat ...... More ......"

Song met with merciless ridicule, and Rorschach didn't know whether to comfort or prick his heart for a while.

"I'm very relieved in the first half of the sentence, but the second half of the sentence ......" Rorschach made a gesture to cover his chest, and in an instant, ten thousand arrows pierced his heart.

Xu Zehan suppressed his smile, Ling Lin was really the same as Song when he met.

Opening the mouth is the "golden word".

After eating, Song Xiangyu's stomach was already bulging, and he habitually touched his stomach, "I'll give it to you, just the first two of me, after eating, I just wore some compact clothes, or I showed my waist...... Then I was wearing a hat and a mask and going to buy something at the supermarket, and an old woman came up to me and said something, guess? ”

Rorschach really couldn't guess, "What?" ”

Song met with a cough and cleared his throat, "Girl, it's best not to wear too short clothes if you're pregnant, you don't understand it when you're young, especially in the early stages of pregnancy...... Do you know I was devastated? I just came out of dinner with Qiao Qiao, and then she went to the toilet and I went to the supermarket, and the result? Na...... I didn't know what to do for a moment......"

Now that I think about it, it's also endlessly embarrassing.

After staring at Song in a daze for three seconds, Rorschach let out a goose call, "Hahahaha, laughed at me...... That...... And after that, how do you ...... Hahahaha, what if I can laugh for a year? ”

Song met a little lovelessly, "Then, Qiao Qiao came...... But that grandma was still very enthusiastic about science popularization with me...... Really, Qiao Qiao was stunned at the time...... Question mark face capitalized ......"

She swore it was the most embarrassing thing she had ever been.

Rorschach patted Song on the shoulder, "After eating less, you don't want to eat and wear an open waist, isn't that just death?" ”

"I just regret it...... It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world......" Song met, and put another piece of hairy belly in his bowl, "But is it really like a pregnant woman?" ”

"Want to hear the truth?" Rorschach was serious, turned around and sat facing Song.

Song nodded at the meeting.

Rorschach snorted, "That's not your average look. I've been thinking about why you can't get fat, and then I have psychological comfort, that is, you ...... after eating too much"

", I don't want to talk to you now, I'm autistic"

"Hahahahaha...... Don't don't, eh, Professor Xu doesn't feel like he's gaining weight...... Your same physique is really enviable......" is indeed a little envious, looking at Xu Zehan's figure, it really feels very well proportioned.

People who sit or stand up in class probably don't go to the gym, right?

"I've always known that university professors are older...... Then compare the ...... Of course it's a joke, it's just that when I was studying, the professor was like that......" Song smiled when he met, remembering his math professor.

is not a little worse than Xu Zehan, and he is often scolded by him when he is studying.

It's angry to think about it.

Rorschach snorted, "You're just resentful!" But Professor Xu must be very fond of mathematics, right? I've seen you have a trophy or something for a math competition, and you've been on TV......"

For Rorschach, the most admired people are good at mathematics.

There's no way, math has been a complete flaw since then, and I can't understand how to learn it.

Xu Zehan smiled faintly, "It's nothing...... It's just that I like it at the moment, and then I have a little bit of a endowment in this area......"

What Rorschach thought was, I'm afraid it's not just a little fu, right?

"I was so envious, I used to want to have a friend who was very good at math, so that he could give me make-up lessons, but later I found out that my friend was worse than me in math......"

Song was choked up in an instant when he met eating, "Rorschach! Nonsense! ”

"What am I talking about? You score 30 points in math, but I score 50 points! Rorschach obviously still has some pride, she and Song have always loved and killed each other when they meet.

When I was poor at math, I was depressed for a long time and didn't dare to go home every time I got the grades.

Song Cheng swallowed his saliva, and suddenly wanted to kick this woman out for why. "You...... Do you want to dig over old accounts? Was there a time when you were worse than me in math? ”

"Just one ......"

Song met and caught a glimpse of Ling Lin, "Don't learn from us, I just learned from your Sister Luo Xia, you must not, if you get such a score, I think our family will have to run wild......"

One is fine, and another one is unbearable.

Ling Lin nodded obediently, and Rorschach snorted, he actually learned from her.

Maybe the damage was not enough, Rorschach actually asked about Xu Zehan's grades, "Professor Xu's previous math scores should be very good, right?" Shall I ask you about physics? ”

Physics shouldn't have math, right?

Xu Zehan said casually, "Physics? I have the best physics subject. ”

"Okay, okay...... When I didn't have ...... I've already felt the crit......" Rorschach felt a heartache at the moment, not an ordinary pain, is this the world of Xueba?

Song Yu didn't want to complain about Rorschach anymore, "You just die, don't you want to be a university professor, can your grades be bad?" You're a scumbag, if you're going to ask these questions, you're afraid you're getting into the water? ”

has always been ruthless when Song met Luo Xia and Liu Sisi.

Rorschach was also used to it, but he said lightly, "I just want to see the world of Xueba, after all, stay with the scumbag, I'll give you Professor Xu, Song was good at liberal arts before they met, it's the kind of existence that liberal arts teachers like very much, and science teachers have a headache...... And it's a particular headache."

Song doesn't want to talk anymore, so do whatever you want. Anyway, Rorschach didn't lack her black history tonight, and there was nothing.

"Do you remember that guy you had a crush on in high school?" Rorschach suddenly brought it up, otherwise Song would have forgotten about it......

Xu Zehan was a little stunned, "It's not that there is no first love?" ”

"There is no first love, but there is a secret love...... It was the first time in her 25 years of life that she came into contact with something related to love, except for filming, "Rorschach is a little funny."

Song was a little speechless, "Wow, I forgot about you...... At that time, he was young and ignorant...... What's your crush.,But I like it...... I remember that...... I thought about what it was called, and I forgot it for a while."