Chapter 181: Dare to Eat Crabs
It's impossible to eat duck, but if you don't eat it, you have to have a reason not to eat it, right?
Yebai jumped anxiously in his heart, but the doll had an innocent smile on his face, and he looked like he couldn't spit out bones.
"Chief, aren't we on a mission? Let's go back and eat again. ”
"Huh? Sure enough, I didn't eat the duck that I promised you before, so I'm having a little sex with me now? ”
Night Shadow was a little puzzled, Yebai, who had always been fond of food, would refuse him to invite him to eat duck, and the most important thing was that he could not bring Tsing Yi, it was incredible!
"It's not...... How dare I! ”
Ye Bai sneered, glanced at the night charm who had already disappeared without a trace, and said stubbornly: "I'm really afraid of delaying today's mission." ”
"It's just getting dark at this time, and we're only going to do it when we are young, do you think you can eat for three hours? You're a pig! ”
Nightshade snorted coldly, and could hear the refusal in the kid's tone.
Although the things he wants to ask are indeed tricky, but he has been rejected again and again, he is also a face-saving person, okay?
"Oh, hey, hey, hey! Harm! The leader said it earlier! I've got the wrong time! Let's go, the duck is arranged, do you bring the silver, leader? ”
Yebai wailed in his heart, walked forward with Night Shadow shoulder to shoulder, and turned into a time-honored Banya shop.
Tsing Yi, who turned around and turned back, happened to bump into the night charm who disappeared from anger, and the two simply walked together, someone slipped away to eat, and naturally someone had to work on the top!
Nan Jinyu was shopping happily, and suddenly turned around and saw that the people behind her had turned into Ye Mei and Tsing Yi, so she simply beckoned to them, "Come here, are you hungry?" ”
"Don't be hungry ......"
Tsing Yi is a sincere child, and shook his head again and again.
After experiencing the epidemic in Luo County, the master and the girl have not been out together for a long time, so what is the excitement at this time!
"Not hungry."
Ye Mei said resolutely, and suddenly thought that the two of them had really gone to eat the duck, and sighed silently in his heart.
"You're not hungry...... That's a shame! ”
Nan Jinyu pointed to the brightly lit restaurant across the river, with a disappointed look on her face.
"Xiao Yu wants to go to the water seat, it's boring to have fewer people, so I'll call you along."
Xiao Chen opened his mouth to explain to her when he saw her sigh, his eyes full of warnings.
Ye Mei and Tsing Yi were stunned for a moment when they heard this, then looked at each other and smiled, and said, "That's the first floor in the world!" We're hungry again! ”
"Hahaha, really? Let's go, your master said that he had a treat, so call everyone to go together, what about Yebai and Yeying? ”
Nan Jinyu happily walked forward with one in each hand, almost startling the night shadow and the white eyes that were called over by the guards.
"Tsk! This girl ......"
Xiao Chen shook his head, glanced at the night shadow lightly, and followed silently.
Night Shadow's face changed from shock to worry, and seeing that Xiao Chen had left expressionlessly, he said to himself, "It's over, it's over, that kid from Night Charm is finished!" ”
"What's over? That's the water mat on the first floor! ”
Yebai smiled and said, fortunately, he was called by His Highness before he ate the leader's duck, otherwise he would have picked up the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon!
"Night Charm...... He, he, he dared to hold Xiao Yu Gongzi's hand! He's going to be dead, he's going to die, what should he do? We have to save him! ”
Night Shadow was incoherent in a hurry, and when he saw that Yebai was not in a hurry and was smiling, he suddenly became very irritable, what is this kid doing, he is the first to cheat and run away!
"Ahem! Chief, calm down and act calm. ”
Yebai sighed, he was really said by Tsing Yi, according to Yeying's heart, he couldn't understand why the deputy leader didn't bother him even in a hundred years.
"What kind of calm? His Royal Highness is jealous, he doesn't know how he died, let's have a good colleague, we will know each other when we are young, we can't see death without saving! ”
Nightshade said angrily, the suppressed roar didn't attract the attention of others, but a poker face stretched a little longer.
"Hmm...... Is the leader worried that the deputy leader will be punished by His Highness because of this? ”
Ye Bai said earnestly, remembering the words that Tsing Yi taught himself on weekdays, and tried to make the words sound more reliable.
"Naturally! You little conscienceless, Night Charm has never hurt you less, right? Why can't you die now? ”
Night Shadow looks like he hates iron but not steel, Night White Boy has always been favored by His Royal Highness, if he is willing to speak, Night Shadow may be able to leave a way to live, but the pain of this torture hall is inevitable.
"His Highness is not angry, but a little helpless."
Yebai pointed to the person who had already walked to the door of the first floor, Nan Jinyu had already let go of Ye Mei and Tsing Yi, and returned to Xiao Chen's embrace.
Night Shadow looked at the letter suspiciously, and sure enough, he saw Xiao Chen and Nan Jinyu talking and laughing, and Night Charm and Tsing Yi walked behind, their expressions were also very relaxed, and there was nothing unusual, let alone punished......
What the hell is this, right?
"Why is that?"
After a while, Night Shadow spit out a sentence, as if this matter had subverted his cognition and three views, the county lord of Tianqing was different from ordinary people, and since the beginning of her beating, she liked to touch others everywhere......
"Will the county lord be angry with His Royal Highness Tsing Yi?"
Yebai scratched his head, thinking that persuading people is really a technical job, and if he wants to walk or not, his brain has to turn fast.
"No! But Tsing Yi is a woman, and even if Night Charm is born better, she is really a man! The ancients said that men and women should know if they kissed or not......"
Night Shadow looks like I don't read much, don't fool me, and really brings the essence of Tie Hanhan to the extreme.
"Yes, yes, yes! Chief, what you said is right, only one thing is wrong, Night Charm is a man, but he doesn't like women, have you ever seen him contaminate women? A man who has been guarding himself for decades......"
Yebai hugged his arms and rubbed his eyebrows, he regretted it, persuading people to do this job is really too test of patience, if you meet a smart person, you can get a little bit of a way, and when you meet a leader like this, you can get rid of it alive and be angry to death!
"Uh......"
Night Shadow paused, a look of extreme shock flashed on his face, and then resolutely retorted: "I never go to the Flower Building, never contaminated with fireworks women, you say this Night Charm, he knows that he will pick your skin!" ”
"I knew that...... Ay! ”
Yebai was instantly beaten back to his original form, and turned around in frustration to lean against the trunk of a big tree on the side of the street and hit his head.
It's too hard, he's really too hard!
Telling lies strikes thunder and tears the conscience, but what if people don't believe the truth?
"Know what you know? It looks like it's fine, but next time it's not so lucky, I'll talk to him later! Let's go, let's go in and eat. ”
Nightshade trusts her own judgment, and Honey confidently pulls Nightwhite away.
In this world, anyone who dares to call the first floor in the world is either a particularly well-known nobleman who has been here, or there is really a world-famous cuisine, and this is obviously the latter.
"How many of you upstairs are in the private room, please!"
As soon as Nan Jinyu and the others entered the door, the shopkeeper greeted them upstairs with great enthusiasm, and they really had the eyesight.
"Two private rooms."
Night Charm's mood seemed to recover quickly, and she beckoned to eat and order.
After everyone was seated, Night Shadow and Night White slowly entered the door, and the atmosphere was good, and Night Shadow breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why did you two go? Walking so slowly? ”
Night Charm glanced at Ye Bai and asked as if nothing had happened.
This kid can do anything about throwing down Tsing Yi and Night Shadow to eat duck, and if he gets married in the future, he may not be reliable!
"Nothing! It's the night white that says...... Hmmm! ”
As soon as Night Shadow took the words, he was gagged by Yebai grabbing a mirror cake, gnawing on a mouthful of bean paste without saying anything, and greasy tears came out.
"Water."
Night Charm frowned, Night Shadow was most afraid of eating bean paste, this kid Yebai was simply ......
"Okay! Who do you want water? Plain water or tea? Cold or hot? ”
Hou Xiaoer, who was outside the door, immediately walked in, put down the tray in his hand, and began to put the tableware.
"Tsk! What a ......."
Night Charm sighed, the person had already arrived at the dining cabinet, picked up a pot of cold water and poured out a large cup, and then handed it directly to the night shadow whose face had changed color, "Drink!" ”
“……”
Nightshade blinked, covering his eyes with both hands, and drank from his hands, stunned the crowd next to him.
"If this is really a ...... Whining! ”
Tsing Yi's words to herself were interrupted by Nan Jinyu, and the pain in her arm made her come back to her senses in time, and then she turned her head and was silent.
I almost died and said the wrong thing! But she really couldn't help it, okay? I'm anxious to watch!
"Well, you almost killed me." Qishu.com
Nightshade drank all the glass of water before he could speak, turned his gaze to Tsing Yi, and said, "Have you slept in a bed?" Yebai also slept. ”
"Poof! cough cough ......"
Yebai choked, and suddenly felt that the whole person was not good.
In those years in the secret guard camp, he was too young, and he often used the excuse of going to the room of the leader and deputy leader to sleep because the guard's chase shop was too smelly, their beds were spacious and there was no sound of smelly feet, snoring and farting, it was simply a fairyland, okay!
"Are you still drinking?"
Night Charm had a cold face, and the hand leading the kettle trembled slightly.
Sure enough, it's more reliable to kill this guy when the night is dark and the wind is high, otherwise if it goes on like this, one day his reputation will be ruined in his hands!
How old was Night White Boy then? Can he talk about it, too? What a confused bastard!
"Drink."
Nightshade laughed happily when she saw that Nightshade had finally taken care of herself.
"I want to drink and pour myself! Good arms and legs! ”
Night Charm threw the kettle in front of him, turned his head and pinched a mirror cake and ate it slowly, it was really bad, it was such a happy day, but it was inexplicably disturbed by this guy.
"Oh......"
Night Shadow looked confused, he wasn't the one who cared about him a moment ago, why did he turn his face like this and not recognize people now?
He is ruthless! He......
"What the leader said, I was less than eight years old back then, and I was still a child, I not only squeezed through your room, but also squeezed through the deputy chief's, and the master's room, although I was thrown out, it can be regarded as squeezed, isn't it?"
Yebai felt that the atmosphere was too embarrassing, so he had to laugh and laugh and blacken himself.
Anyway, he has no face and no skin, and he doesn't pay attention to any face, so everyone won't care too much.
"Ignore him, just like he is a child."
Night Charm gave Ye Bai a look, angry and angry, he was just angry with Night Shadow's nerd, why should others be so careful when they speak?
"I don't know ...... either"
Night Shadow took the second glass of water and continued to drink, her face was still very uncomfortable because of the sweet mirror cake, and she couldn't help but shudder when she saw that Night Charm was eating very well.
"Yebai Boy is also a person who is going to get married, you dismantle his stage like this, even if there are fewer people, don't you feel embarrassed if there are many people?"
Night Charm didn't plan to let him go at all, he hated it anyway, and in the eyes of others, his friendship with him was similar to that of the eight-year-old Night White Boy who climbed into bed, and he couldn't move anymore.
"Hmm...... I'll pay attention later. ”
Nightshadow glanced at Tsing Yi and nodded seriously.
They are the eldest of the secret guards, and they can be uncles when they are a few years older according to their generations, and the night white boy is about to get married, and he still feels a little emotional when he thinks about it.
"It's okay! Hehe. ”
Ye Bai hurriedly waved his hand, his gaze stayed on Ye Mei's still gloomy face, and sighed slowly.
He is really evil, and this misunderstanding is a big one, because he lacks the plate duck theory......
Nan Jinyu seemed to have seen something wrong for the past half a day, and after thinking about it, she decided to do something wrong.
"I'm familiar with the moves that the charm leader taught me last time, why don't we find time to learn again?"
"Okay! The county lord actually mastered the moves so quickly, and the rest was simple. Night Charm said mysteriously, and her mood seemed to be better again.
He really wanted to see Nightshade lying on the ground as he was beaten by the county lord!
Hehehehehe, it must be exciting......
"What moves? Night Charm, did you teach the county master kung fu? ”
Night Shadow was a little worried, and his gaze had to return to Xiao Chen's face again, but he saw that the master seemed to be really calm, and he didn't care about the conversation that they might be red apricots out of the wall.
"yes."
Night Charm raised her eyebrows, this thing is really annoying, what's the matter with him?
"Your kung fu is different from the county lord, so it's better not to teach it in the future......"
Nightshade felt that it was a bit inappropriate for him to say this directly, but they had known each other for many years, and they knew each other very well.
"Why? You say if you don't teach, you won't teach? Does Nightshade listen to you? ”
Nan Jinyu is furious, not to mention the low EQ of this product, why does it look like even IQ is worrying now?
I'm afraid that all his brains are used to practice kung fu, right? This is the dream of the first master of the shadow guard......
"The county lord is discouraged, and the leader is ...... Talking is not brainy. ”
Yebai wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, seeing the appearance of the master drinking tea with his chin on his lean, he was obviously watching a play!
"Humph! I just can't be angry, some people don't know their own identity, and they like to control others! Why? Is he his son? ”
Nan Jinyu puffed up angrily, although the tone was not particularly bad, but the fierce appearance was indeed enough to shock the eyeballs.
"Son, son? County Lord, we are both on one side, and I treat him as a brother. ”
Nightshade was a little embarrassed, although he was a few months older than Nightshade, he wasn't old enough to look like his father, right?
Woo woo, maybe I've been tired from a mission recently, so my face has collapsed?
"Who is your brother?"
Night Charm's face darkened even darker when she heard this, and she felt that her heart had been stabbed many times this night, and it had been pierced through at this time!
"It's not...... Is it? After all, a bowl has eaten in a bed......"
Nightshade couldn't sit still, the smile on her face froze and fell into deep thought.
He thought that even if the Night Charm was lukewarm to him, it was much stronger than the others!
"Shut up!"
Ye Mei was anxious, so she took a mirror cake and stuffed it into his mouth, but she deliberately avoided the bean paste filling and picked a purple potato filling that was not very sweet.
"Hmm!"
Nightshadow was so aggrieved that she wanted to cry, and her poker face drooped, not knowing what she was doing wrong, but she didn't get anywhere anyway!
"Well done!"
Nan Jinyu pinched a sugar gourd and ate it, and said with a smile: "What kind of people does the leader of the charm like, how many will I introduce to you?" After the New Year's Festival, it has risen by one year, and the years are easy to get old and pass away! ”
The frantically watered Night Shadow instantly pricked up her ears, but this time she was in no mood to interject again.
"Pleasing to the eye."
Night Charm hooked her lower lip, her bewitching face was a little cold, she couldn't do it without a companion when she was old, he used to be unable to see it and think through it, but now it ...... Forget it!
"It's the hardest thing to look at, isn't it?"
Yebai glanced at the night shadow and saw that he looked like his ears were about to be put together, but he didn't even open his mouth, and he especially wanted to pick up a stick and knock his elm head to take a look.
"That's right, what about the Shadow Boss? Fang just said that you are big, and the county lord will also introduce you to one by the way? ”
Nan Jinyu looked like I liked to be nosy, I was full, and she smiled and showed her eight teeth.
Xiao Chen's eyelids jumped, this girl wants to play with fire, does he care?
Forget it, they're all adults, and they can't die!
"Huh? Me? Is there a suitable candidate for the county lord? ”
Night Shadow was obviously shocked, and he always felt that the Tianqing County Lord had a lot of opinions about him, and he seemed to care about him at this time, but he had never looked at any woman, so how to answer this so as not to offend anyone?
"Hehehehehe......"
Nan Jinyu smiled angrily, straightened her sitting posture and began to count her treasures, "I have my own set of people, no matter what kind of woman I can find for you, but if you let me choose, will it be difficult for me to marry someone?" ”
"The county lord is right, I think...... Night Charm is pretty good-looking. ”
Nightshade looked embarrassed, and thought for a long time before saying this.
"Poof!" Xiao Chen burst out laughing.
"Poof......" Yebai also laughed.
"Hahahaha......" Tsing Yi didn't hold back, got up and walked out of the private room.
Nan Jinyu was stunned for a few seconds, resisted the urge to burst into laughter, turned to the night charm and said, "The leader of the charm has a sister at home?" ”
"Yes, my cousin and cousin have a bunch of them, and Gai Ming'er brought them over for him to take a look."
Night Charm said expressionlessly, feeling that Tebby wanted to kill someone today.
"Huh? Cousin cousin...... How come I haven't heard of so many of your sisters? Nightshade felt that something was wrong, and said, "My cousin doesn't look like you!" ”