Chapter 208: Overboard
She looked disgusted, it was because of Cheng Dashao that her nightmare would come true, she dreamed that she had given birth to many children, enough to form a football team.
It seems that Cheng Dashao must be enlightened well, so as not to be unable to get out of the hospital in the future.
She sucked in a long noodle, and after thinking about it, she opened her mouth, "Cheng Dashao, when I was born to Young Master Yun, it hurt, I was really afraid that I would die on the operating table like that." β
Cheng Tianze stopped, he felt sorry for his cat, and reached out to rub her head, "It's hard work, cat." β
Song Ling said that when a woman gives birth to a child, it is like being closed from the ghost gate.
Seeing that Cheng Dashao took the bait, she continued to sell miserably, "It hurts so much that I don't want to give birth, but the doctor is still desperately urging, urging one by one." β
Cheng Tianze was a little surprised, what to urge to give birth, the doctor didn't want to mess up, and dared to urge his wife.
The plot has been foreshadowed, and the next thing is the main event, and she summarized seriously, "So I don't want to have children in the future." β
Cheng Tianze took a shrimp and brought it to her mouth, watched her eat it, and gave her another piece of belly shreds, followed by another bite of noodle soup.
She didn't have time to eat, her mouth bulged, what nerves did Cheng Dashao have, did she want her to die?
How can a lady eat like this, insulting Sven.
She turned her head and quickly swallowed the food in her mouth, "Cheng Dashao, stop, what do you want to do." β
He pursed his lips and smiled, she said so much around the bush, just to ask him to be more restrained, don't toss anymore, so how to do it, "Cat, eat more, my brother will take care of you at night." After suffering so much, how can you do it without pain. β
She swallowed her saliva and looked at Cheng Dashao's sinister and cunning eyes, and she suddenly had goosebumps all over her body.
This is the rhythm that wants to force her to Liangshan!
Even if she dies, she has to be a full ghost, she hugged the bowl, squatted in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, and sighed.
Why is she a girl? How good a boy is, he is strong, he is not tired no matter how he tosses, the key is that he does not have to have children.
Cheng Tianze couldn't help laughing, his stupid cat, how could he be so funny, squatting on the ground like a stray cat that saw through the red dust, and he had nothing to love.
He kindly squatted beside her, patted her on the shoulder, and comforted: "It's not just sleeping, it's not a big deal." β
She drank the last sip of soup and let out a long sigh, "Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, you try to be tossed all night to see if it will fall apart!" β
Cheng Tianze took the empty bowl in her hand, put it on the table behind her, and leisurely opened the topic, "Mao'er, I heard that Song Ling is preparing to have a second child, and now the national policy is good, and there is a subsidy for the second child." β
Qi Yanxia felt that her jaw was about to fall, was this person persuading her to have a second child?
State subsidy or something, does it have anything to do with Cheng Dashao? Does he look like a man who is short of money!
She straightened her chin and cleared her throat, "Cheng Dashao, it's not impossible to have a child, this time you can give birth, I will be responsible for sowing the seeds." β
Men are creatures who don't know the suffering of the world, how painful and tiring it is to give birth to a child, and half of their lives are gone.
The key is that after giving birth, the body must also be out of shape, it is the time when it is like a flower and jade, who wants to milk a doll at home.
Cheng Tianze smiled from ear to ear, how did this kitten grow up, she was a completely stupid girl. How can a man give birth to such a thing as giving birth, she is ashamed to say that she wants to sow seeds, and this thin body can be tossed a few times.
Speaking of which, it's been half a month since I found the kitten, why hasn't the stupid girl's stomach moved, and I'm going to ask Song Ling tomorrow if there's something wrong.
"Cheng Dashao, what are you stupid about?" She waved her hand in front of him, but he didn't react, as if he was thinking about something, he couldn't be scared stupid.
"Cat, let's go to sleep." The kitten's stomach didn't move, he was a little unwilling, it couldn't have been without movement for so long, he didn't do anything.
"Nope." She really served Cheng Tianze, and there was nothing normal in her mind.
She said no, but she was still hugged on the sofa by Cheng Dashao, and her clothes were stripped in half, just when the mobile phone rang and her son called a video call.
"Mommy, tell me a story." The son's fleshy face appeared on the mobile phone screen, and those eyes were very similar to Cheng Dashao, as charming as a kaleidoscope.
Qi Yanxia stared at his son dotingly, and kissed his son's little face through the mobile phone screen, "Well, Mommy tells Young Master Yun a story, and Young Master Yun wants to sleep obediently." β
She sat on the sofa, leaned on Cheng Tianze's shoulder, and told the story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, but this story was too naΓ―ve in the eyes of her son, and the son insisted on retelling the story.
Talking about them one by one, there is no end, and seeing that nearly an hour has passed, the mother and son are endlessly telling stories.
"Son, you're not too young, don't always pester Mommy." Cheng Tianze couldn't bear it anymore, snatched the mobile phone, and began to educate his son.
The original idea was that his son was not at home, and he could possess the kitten alone, but he was wrong, and his son was also very abrasive across the screen.
"Uncle, Mommy is not your alone, why are you so domineering, Mommy was originally going to tell me bedtime stories." The son on the other end of the phone was not happy and began to complain with a small mouth.
"Mommy is Daddy's, you like to find your wife by yourself." Cheng Tianze retorted unceremoniously, how could he not think that the little guy was annoying before, but now he really wants to give his son away.
"Cheng Dashao, what nonsense are you talking about!" Qi Yanxia snatched the mobile phone, his son is only four years old now, and what kind of ideas are instilled, and he even taught him to marry a wife and have children.
She patiently told her son to rest early and go to his uncle's house early tomorrow morning to pick him up.
Cheng Ruoyun nodded obediently, and made a grimace to Cheng Tianze before going to bed, and his little eyes were full of disgust.
Hanging up the phone, she still looked satisfied, looking at the phone screen with a smile, as if she was reluctant to give up.
"Cat, you're going a little too far, which man is here?" Cheng Tianze ate his son's vinegar, for four years, his kitten shared a bed with other men, it was really unbearable!
His palm landed on her chest, insisting that she answer his own question.
"You're not naΓ―ve, that's your son!" She smiled from ear to ear, and it was really eye-opening for her to have this kind of father.
"Neither can my son! Cats, say they love me. He kept a straight face and got serious, for four years, what he was most afraid of was not being able to find the kitten, and now the kitten was found back, and he brought back a little man, always peeping at her wife, it was really a tiger.
"Well, I love you, I love you the most, okay." Qi Yanxia pouted perfunctorily, she had never seen such a brazen man, who made her confess all day long, and was jealous with her son.
"I want to do it!" He was not happy, so he threw her directly on the sofa and leaned over to kiss her.
She was so troubled that she had no strength to resist, she didn't know what Cheng Dashao was stimulated, she was always so hard, and she said righteously that it was to punish her for running away.
Why did she run away, it wasn't because Cheng Dashao got the peach blossom debt, which made her suffer deeply.
"Cat, give me a kitten, okay?" He asked tentatively, his fingertips gently pressing against the back of her neckline.
She hummed in refusal, buried her face in the quilt, and turned her back to Cheng Tianze.
"Cat, don't you think Xiao Xiaofeng is cute? My brother also wants to raise a daughter. He leaned over her ear and tried tirelessly to persuade her.
As long as the kitten wants to, he can show his talents.