Chu Zimo's brain was a little cassic, in fact, she was still immersed in the grief of Teacher Wang Jin being beaten by an old woman, and she didn't react for a while:

"And then? What do I need to do? ”

"You're like this..."

There were still about five minutes before school ended at noon, and Chu Zimo came to the door of the old cafeteria on the West Campus alone.

There is fresh meat xiaolongbao at noon today, which is a popular dish that broke the highest record in A, and you can't buy it if you don't line up in advance.

There was an enticing fragrance in the air, and Chu Zimo's stomach gurgled.

Carrying the expectations and hopes of the whole class, she stood at the front of the window, waiting for lunch to begin.

Finally, the window opened—

Chu Zimo neatly arranged a thick stack of rice cards in rows, and said horizontally:

"Auntie, today's fresh meat xiaolongbao is contracted by our first and third shifts!"

After class at noon, all ages and classes rushed to the direction of the cafeteria, and at this time, I saw a petite and thin figure carrying two heavy packing bags, walking in the opposite direction of the crowd.

She has a triumphant smile on her face, her steps are firm, she is calm, and she hides her merit and fame.

Chu Zimo was too eye-catching, and Su Han noticed her at a glance, uh, the packing bag she was carrying in her hand.

"it, don't you, do you say..."Su Han had a bad premonition in his heart, and sprinted to the meal window to ask, sure enough, the xiaolongbao was sold out.

Aunt Rice took out a note from the pocket of her apron, handed it to him, and said, "Su Han of Class 26, right?" Well, this is what the little girl left for you just now. ”

Su Han took the note and opened it, and his eyes suddenly darkened.

[I eat longbao, you eat longbao steamed cloth]

After school hours, students came out one after another at the gate of Colonel A, in groups of threes and twos, chattering.

Su Han stayed at a nearby station, staring at his watch and starting the countdown.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

After counting three, two, and one, he still didn't see Chu Zimo's figure, he coughed embarrassedly, and began to count down again.

"I didn't count just now, just do it again. Ten, nine, eight..."

In this way, Su Han counted down at least four or five times, and finally waited for Chu Zimo.

"Hey!"

As soon as he saw her, the young man greeted her violently: "Ha, I ate so many xiaolongbao at noon, and sure enough, I can't walk, right?" ”

Chu Zimo looked up and said calmly: "What about you?" If you didn't get your favorite xiaolongbao at noon, were you listless all afternoon? ”

"How do you know my favorite xiaolongbao?" Su Han bent down and approached her, squinting his eyes: "You really have a crush on me, right?" ”

Chu Zimo turned his head away, and said with disgust on his face: "Please, there is a degree of narcissism, our squad leader told me!" You mean, you know that what you like to eat is a crush? ”

“… Your squad leader, I remember it's a man, right? The one with such thick glasses? ”

"Don't engage in discrimination between men and women, he even knows what you like to eat, aren't you moved?"

Su Han: ... I didn't dare to move.

"Ah, okay, let's not talk about that! Tell me first, how did you solve all the xiaolongbao in the cafeteria at noon alone? Can you eat that much alone? ”

Chu Zimo grabbed the strap of his schoolbag with both hands, and said in a quiet tone: "How do you know that I can't finish eating?" ”

Su Han looked her up and down, his gaze stayed on her chest for three seconds, and then moved down: "It looks very shriveled, I didn't expect it to be so edible..."

Chu Zimo really wanted to jump up and slap him!

Where to look? I also stared at Lao Tzu's chest for three seconds, what kind of eyes are you? What's wrong, a flat chest is getting in your way? Eat your rice?

Taking a deep breath, she grinned and said, "Your suspicion is correct, what about so many xiaolongbao, how can I eat it alone?" ”

Su Han was waiting for her words, and his expression immediately became vivid: "So, what about the rest of the xiaolongbao?" "It's cool now, but it's still delicious to take home and heat it up in the microwave.

"The rest... I dismembered the body. ”

"What?" Su Han couldn't believe his ears and was dumbfounded: "What are you talking about?" What did you do with them? ”

Chu Zimo smiled very proudly: "Oh, I can't eat them all by myself, but when I think of them as your favorite, I will trample them to pieces... It's all in the trash! ”

"Hey! Chu Zimo, you are simply, are you crazy? "Su Han is about to die of distress, so many xiaolongbao are used as props to vent anger, it's a shame to waste food!

Chu Zimo admired his pained expression for a while, bent his lips, and continued to say angry words:

"Originally, I was also guilty, the teacher taught us to cherish food and not waste it... However, now that I see your expression of pity, I feel that it is all worth it. ”

“…”

"If you want to blame it, you blame Xiaolongbao for having something to do with you, you caused them to die unjustly, and there is not even a complete corpse left."

“…”

"You go to the school trash can now, and maybe you can find their corpses, hey, pack them up and find a feng shui treasure to bury them, they are affected by you."

“…”

Su Han clutched his chest, looking so angry that he couldn't speak, and his eyes turned black.

Chu Zimo, a crazy woman, really has the ability to make people crazy, bull break!

When the bus came, Chu Zimo successfully killed Su Han and punched in the bus.

"Ah Han, what were you talking to Momo just now..."Hua Gaoxiang didn't know where it came from, and said with a black line: "How did I hear the topic you discussed just now, it's a little... Weird? ”

What kind of corpse, corpse, unjustly killed...

"I said, you and Momo can't do anything bad, right?"

Su Han sat on the chair with a decadent and depressed face: "It's not me, it's her!" It's all her! Ah, I'm really, how can there be such a strange woman in this world? ”

"Momo is not wonderful, how cute she is!" Hua Gaoxiang sat down with a smile, patted Fa Xiao's shoulder, and persuaded:

"I don't know what happened to the two of you, but I think since you're a manly husband, you should take the initiative to apologize to her! Don't be so stiff! ”

"I'm so good, and suddenly I became a scumbag, and I want to apologize to her and admit my mistakes when it's over?" Su Han covered his uncomfortable chest again, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "You are in a group with her, do you want to be angry with me?" ”

Hua Gaoxiang: ...

"Oh, okay, then I won't talk about it, I'm on your side anyway!" Hua Gaoxiang stroked his cute little curly hair, and his smile was pure and handsome.

Su Han stretched out his hand and rubbed his hairy head, the other party's hair was different from his, his hair was hard and prickly, while Hua Gaoxiang's hair was soft and smooth, and it felt very good.