Flint

After watching Chenghuang leave, the two impermanences hugged their fists at me and bowed their hands: "Congratulations to Lord Suiyin." "Suiyin? What the heck? I didn't know what this was for.

"What is Suiyin-sama's confusion? I didn't hold an official position before, so I can guess a little bit about it, and now although Lord Suiyin is still alive, it is already a hell of a mess, and I can't guess it anymore. Bai Wuchang smiled.

"What does Suiyin do? Please explain to the two eldest brothers. ”

"What do you think?" Black impermanence is happy to speak, but too happy is to shake the chains at every turn. Bai Wuchang further added:

"It is said that it is a day wandering god, but in fact it is not true; Suiyin is the name of the official position and belongs to the Yin Shuai. At the same level as my brothers, it is inconvenient for my two brothers to walk in the sun during the day, and all the things during the day are entrusted to Lord Suiyin. ”

"Boy, I can tell you, don't hold us back in the future."

Then I followed the two impermanence to the side hall to register their names. The registered ghost messenger wrote on the desk, and while writing, he read the law of the underworld:

"Yin Si trespasses into the yang world, slash! Those who harm the lives of mortal beings, behead! Those who accept bribes from the ghosts, slash! Kill each other, behead ............"

I was terrified when I heard it all the way, it was all capital crimes, and I didn't even have a suspended sentence. If I commit a crime, I have to die twice: once in the flesh, and once when I turn around, I will die again.

"The formalities have been completed, and the tools of Lord Suiyin have been issued; Please also remember the law of Yin. "The ghost closed the notebook and disappeared as soon as he gave it to me.

I looked around, and that was it? Looking at the endless stream of ghosts at the door, there is no hope of visiting this City God Palace. Bai Wuchang patted me on the shoulder:

"Now Lord Suiyin can also travel freely between Yin and Yang, due to the special status of Lord Suiyin, the rule of trespassing in the Yang World does not apply to you. Since Suiyin is also a ghost general, you can return the yang by just reciting a mantra in your heart. "After that, Bai Wuchang explained to me the method and mantra of reciting mantras.

I also learned to start chanting, and I felt the spirit flickering. I was getting farther and farther away from the ground, accelerating faster, and before I could react, I felt a jolt in my body.

I woke up and was still in my shop. Raise your hand and look, this pass is tossed down. It's only ten o'clock? Quickly looked at the pointer on the wall again, it was indeed only ten o'clock. Less than an hour? It's not scientific.

"Suiyin-sama." Bai Wuchang's voice almost scared me to pee.

"White ...... Mr. Bai, why are you here again? Isn't it in the underworld? Looking back, Bai Wuchang turned into the shape of the man with glasses again, and the black impermanence next to him also turned into the appearance of the black man before.

"Look at your stupid appearance, Chenghuang is afraid that he will completely blind you, let us explain it to you. You know one day in heaven and one year on earth. But do you know that one day on earth and a year underground? Black Impermanence said with a grin.

"Huh? Brother Hei's northeast? "This black impermanence is a northeast accent. Listen to me say this, and the chain conjures up in my hand:

"Huh, you say?"

Seeing this, I hurriedly jumped into the counter: "Brother Hei, Brother Hei, calm down!" Cannibalism will be beheaded! ”

Bai Wuchang laughed: "Hey, hey, Lord Suiyin, don't panic, the eighth master is just playing around with you." ”

I know he won't lock me up, but he beats me up. I slowly walked out of the counter and bowed my hand to the two of them:

"Two impermanence, call me by name here. I don't know anything, and I don't understand anything. Please teach me a little more. "I'm sincere.

As a result, Bai Wuchang was stunned, and even Hei Wuchang stood up straight: "Sui...... Oh no. Brother Chen Rui said seriously. ”

Then he and I talked to me a lot. Ghosts and spirits can see things that people can't see, and they can hear sounds that people can't hear. The more powerful ghosts and gods can even know the good and evil of a person by the light above his head. In general, ghosts are more afraid of people; Under normal circumstances, when ghosts see people coming, they will actively avoid them. Sometimes it is too late to avoid it, and even on dog days, the cold hairs will stand up in an instant, that is, the spirit body has passed through the body of the living; Both parties will feel uncomfortable. In the eyes of man, this world is the world of man; In the eyes of ghosts, this world is a world where people and ghosts live together. There are many reasons for those ghosts who are stranded in the world, most of them are because they are too obsessed; There are also resentments; There are even some ghosts who don't know that they have become ghosts......

And what I have to do now is to guide those lost spirits into the underworld, and if there is a hurtful incident, I will directly suppress them or disperse them directly. Most of the ghosts that wander into the human world will actively and deliberately avoid the living, but they are not even noticed; Usually at this time, they are frightened birds, and they can only choose to take risks. After all, once you are chased by Yincha, you will either be locked away, or you will be directly scattered. And the purpose of returning to the yang world after all kinds of difficulties is only that they can't let go of something. Even if you come back, you just take a look at the people or things you once had, but you risk being completely wiped out. Not only is Yin Si chasing them, but there is also the power in the human world to pursue them. The ghost absconding back to the world is, in our current words, "discovering together, investigating and dealing with together; resolutely zero tolerance". Moreover, this attitude is surprisingly consistent between the Yin and Yang worlds, and even if Yin Cha and Yang discover this fleeing ghost at the same time, Yin Si will avoid it and be dealt with by the power of Yang World. But not all places are covered, and there are always fish that slip through the net; There are always places that can't be taken care of. Even in some places where the boundaries are blurred, some ghosts come to the yang world without knowing it. When encountering such a situation, they will directly dissuade them and guide them back.

"Alright, it's almost time. The two of us brothers have taken their leave, and Mr. Chen's waist card has been dissolved in the soul, and if there is a need, he will silently recite us in his heart, and we will appear. Bai Wuchang got up to leave. Black impermanence grinned at me:

"Teach you a trick and stretch out your hand...... No, it's a hand, I really want Lao Tzu to lock you up? Concentrate your mind and think about the Seventh Master's mourning stick. ”

Slowly, I felt something appear in my hand. Open your eyes and see: what is this Nima? It's just over ten centimeters, like a stirring stick.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Chen doesn't have to worry, it's not easy to condense the magic weapon for the first time. You can practice a lot, and when you cultivate, you can change the appearance of the magic weapon as you like. But no matter how it changes, it can only be useful to spirits. Then we'll go back first and take our leave. Bai Wuchang can be regarded as comforting me, after all, the toy-like mourning stick in my hand is really not enough to look at in front of him.

"Alas, rotten wood can't be carved, so let's let him intern in the underworld for a year." Black Impermanence also stood up and shook his head.

After watching the two of you leave, I'll take a look at my store. I'm Nima, five hours ago I was a self-employed illustrator and a small shopkeeper selling paintings. Now I'm a yin, and I'm still a trickster......

Looking at the watch, it was already 4 o'clock in the morning, so I quickly took the shop and went home to sleep. I have to open the store again tomorrow, and in front of the landlord of the shop, the identity of the Yin Si is not good.

Lying on the bed in a daze, I suddenly remembered something, I almost ejected to sit up, and shouted: I forgot to talk about Yulu. As soon as the voice fell, I heard a burst of laughter and a sigh from the place where the waist card on his chest had not entered...... This, this Nima is too cheating, right? It's over, and seeing the two of them again will inevitably be ridiculed.