Chapter 1204: The Overseer invites you to tea
Picked up a piece of yellow paper and spread it in the palm of his hand, lifted the brush, dipped it in cinnabar ink, and quickly drew an intermediate knife soldier hemostatic charm.
Jiang Hao can draw talismans empty-handed, and ask for cinnabar talisman paper for Mao?
First, drawing talismans on cinnabar rune paper saves spiritual power than drawing talismans empty-handed, and who is willing to work hard to save effort. Second, it is more intuitive, easy to put ****** pen and throw it back to the tray, pinch the charm with the right hand, turn the left hand into a sword finger, and have words in the mouth.
"Boom!"
The rune paper burned violently in his hand, Jiang Hao waved his hand, grabbed the fireball, and then pressed it Liu Xiang's chest, and at the same time the spell in his mouth kept stopping, Liu Xiang only felt that his chest was suddenly hot, and after about half a minute, Jiang Hao's hand slowly let go, and Liu Xiang was shocked to find that the hole in his chest was actually sealed.
The captain of the guard saw it clearly and clearly from the side, and opened his mouth wide in shock, so that he could stuff a chicken butt in.
Jiang Hao put his hand on the wound on his shoulder again, and after a short time, the wound on his shoulder was also sealed, and he gently wiped the blood with alcohol, and found that new flesh had grown.
"God!"
The captain of the guard couldn't help but say something.
Liu Xiang looked at Jiang Hao, his expression was full of excitement, and he said in Sichuan dialect: "I don't know if it was the great immortal who came and saved Liu Xiang's life, and please leave the immortal name, Liu Xiang will definitely build a temple for you in the future." ”
Jiang Hao smiled, "Do you think I will fly away, wrong, I am a human, not a god, your injury is almost healed, then I will leave." As he spoke, he arched his hand and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute!"
Liu Xiang immediately shouted, after his illness was cured, Liu Xiang was more energetic and could speak loudly.
"What's wrong?"
"Daxian, please leave a name, and we will see you in the future." Liu Xiang said.
"Hehe, Daxian doesn't dare to be a big immortal, I'm just a small people under your rule, living in Longquan County on the edge of Rongcheng, and opening a wine shop at home to make a living." After Jiang Hao finished speaking, he nodded again, said goodbye and left.
Liu Xiang watched Jiang Hao walk out of the door of the rescue room, and said after a while, "This is really a strange person, you must get to know this person!" ”
The captain of the guard nodded vigorously, "My good man, the overseer has such a big gun hole on your body, just wipe your hand, this is too powerful, definitely a god!" ”
Liu Xiang felt that he was almost better, and slowly sat up from the bed, the captain of the guard hurriedly helped him, Liu Xiang gritted his teeth and said: "Zhou Hu, you give me a good check, who sent someone to kill Lao Tzu today, Lao Tzu will never let him go." ”
"It's the Overseers." Captain Zhou Hu responded.
"Also, understand the situation of that great immortal clearly, didn't he say that he lived in Longquan County to open a wine shop, or with a northern accent, it shouldn't be difficult to check." Liu Xiang said.
"Overseer, don't bother, the man of God drove himself, I wrote down the license plate, it's easy to check." The captain of the guard said with a smile.
Out of the emergency room, Jiang Hao took off his white coat and threw it aside, several doctors stood outside the door, originally wanted to come over to ask about the situation of the overseers, but Jiang Hao ignored them and walked directly to Jiu'er's side, Jiu'er had experienced such a battle, and now he was so frightened that he stood there and didn't dare to move, seeing Jiang Hao coming, he immediately took the man's hand.
"It's okay, let's go." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
Jiu'er nodded quickly when she heard this, she just wanted to get out of here quickly.
Originally, Jiang Hao wanted to take Jiu'er to have a good time in Rongcheng for two days, but this was a fright, Jiu'er just wanted to go home, so Jiang Hao drove directly back to his home, in the bed, Jiu'er hugged the man tightly, Jiang Hao knew that she was still scared, so he comforted her.
Jiu'er was tired and sleepy, so she fell asleep peacefully, Jiang Hao drew a calming spell for her to prevent her from having nightmares at night, and she would be fine when she got up tomorrow after sleeping.
Following
Jiu'er got up early, cleaned up the yard, boiled water and cooked, and was busy all the time, and when it was all done, he came to the house with warm water, called the man who was still sleeping to get up, sat up in a daze, Jiu'er wiped his face with a towel, put on clothes, and Jiang Hao got up.
"What are you going to eat today?" Jiang Hao walked to the dining table in the hall and sat down.
"Freshly steamed meat buns, kill a few side dishes, shredded radish, pickled melon, shredded artichoke, and a white meat with garlic, thin gnocchi soup."
Jiu'er said and ran to the kitchen and brought things to the table.
What is called uncle, this is called uncle.
You can't buy it with money.
"The meat buns are so delicious."
"Well, this side dish is delicious too."
Jiu'er smiled and watched her man eat, she liked the way men gobbled up, it was more fragrant than eating herself, "Boss, what happened yesterday, why are there still people shooting, it's too scary." ”
"I guess it's a vendetta." Jiang Hao said casually.
"Master, how can you still save people's medical skills, have you learned before?" Jiu'er asked curiously, after following Jiang Hao for so long, she didn't know that her man would do this.
"I'll have a lot of them, and you'll know later." Jiang Hao said.
Jiu'er nodded, "I just found out that my man is a treasure, he can do anything, he can shoot, he can make wine, he can make lipstick, and he can save people, and he has a lot of ability." Jiu'er looked at Jiang Hao with adoring eyes.
What is the most enjoyable for men, that is the look of their own women's worship,
Comfortable.
After eating and drinking, Jiang Hao came to the courtyard and began to practice the King Kong not bad skills, the old tree is rooted, Guanyin Wolian or something has been practiced again, I feel refreshed, I changed my clothes and prepared to go out, go to the wine shop to take a look, all leisure.
Jiu'er also changed her clothes, Jiang Hao was going to go to the city to listen to the book after seeing the wine shop with Jiu'er, and it was a pity that I didn't see the play yesterday, so I went to listen to the storytelling, Sichuan storytelling is also very famous, and it is very interesting to even tease and shout.
The two of them drove the car, the car drove up suddenly, the streets of the county town are not wide, but people saw the car coming, all consciously gave way, these years, can afford to drive this kind of foreign car, either the official or the rich businessman.
The car was parked in the courtyard of the wine shop, and when the guys saw a small car, they all stopped what they were doing, and looked at it curiously, and when they saw Jiang Hao and Jiu'er coming down, they all came over in surprise.
"Boss, you bought a car, this thing is valuable, right?" Da Zhuang circled around the car and said with a smashing mouth.
"The cars, they're all foreigners' things, I didn't expect the boss to fiddle with them." Er Zhuang wiped the car mirror with his sleeve and took a picture of his big bald head inside.
"Boss, when you go to the city in the future, can you take me with you, I haven't made this kind of car yet." The second father licked his face and said.
"No problem." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
Luo Han walked over, looked at the car, and said to Jiu'er: "Boss, it seems that the lipstick business of the shopkeeper is making a lot of money, and you can't afford to buy this thing if you want to count on our wine shop." ”
Jiu'er smiled: "It's a lot of money, but Brother Luohan, don't worry, our wine shop will never be left behind, everyone can do things with peace of mind." ”
Just when everyone was talking, three people suddenly came in outside the door, wearing official clothes, and the head of the person was not in this box cannon in his waist, and he walked very conspicuously, and the three of them came in and saw the car parked in the courtyard at a glance, first surprised, then looked at the others, and said loudly: "We are from the tax bureau, who has the final say here." ”
Jiang Hao looked at these people, "I'm the boss, let's go?" ”
The leader looked at Jiang Hao, shook the booklet in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say that the boss is here, pay taxes." ”
Jiang Hao frowned, "Didn't you pay the tax, how can you pay it?" ”
The man at the head turned pale, "You just paid the business tax, we have other taxes, I'll calculate it for you." As he spoke, he opened the booklet and read it one by one, "The National Militia repair donation, you have to pay it." ”
Jiang Hao nodded.
"You have to pay the cost of protecting the people and the border."
Jiang Hao nodded again.
"Liquor license donations, tobacco and alcohol public sales donations, school donations, sacrificial donations, festival donations, sacrificial hole fees, sacrificial discounted donations, sacrificial meat discounted donations, drama donations, medicine donations, land and mu tuition, social secretary undertaking fees, local guarantee fees..."
This guy recited dozens of signs that he hadn't stopped, Jiang Hao looked at this guy's mouth, Bai Sensen's teeth kept chewing up and down, like a giant beast that devoured people, and he wanted to swallow all the bones and blood of the people before stopping.
He has seen the history of the Republic of China, and it can be said that the harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes of the Republic of China can be described as the largest in ancient and modern China and abroad, and there are a large number of taxes in all walks of life, and there are more than 1,000 kinds of taxes that can be counted.
There are also some strange taxes, which make people cry and laugh, there are toilet donations for, manure taxes for dung, pig taxes for bundling pigs, barefoot donations for entering the city, straw sandals for straw sandals into the city, and a local warlord is even more powerful, and what kind of sun tax is made, as long as you are in the sun, you have to pay taxes for basking in the sun.
Jiang Haoxin said, this kind of thing, only after it is finished, there will be ghosts.
There are always people on the Internet who advocate what kind of Republic of China style, they don't know, the people who pay taxes and miscellaneous taxes are not able to make a living, the people have no food, no clothes, and no medical treatment is the real Republic of China.
"You just say how much you pay, right?" Jiang Hao said.
The tax collector smiled, "I like you so happy, a total of 1,000 yuan, pay the money." ”
Jiang Hao frowned, "My winery, after removing business taxes, labor, and materials, I don't have a thousand oceans a year." ”
The smile on the tax collector's face did not diminish, "Who told you that this is a year." ”
"How long, 10 years?"
"It's been half a year." Tax collectors.
Damn, Jiang Hao couldn't help but scold.
This is obviously bullying them outsiders, Jiang Hao also asked Luohan to inquire before, even if the tax is too much, the locals don't have this price.
But these bastards don't care about this, they only recognize money.
"You're asking for too much, aren't you forcing us to close the door?" Jiang Hao said in an unhappy tone.
The tax collector's originally smiling face slowly became gloomy, and he stared at Jiang Hao with triangular eyes and said: "You are a foreign man, if you want to make a living in the local area, you have to abide by the rules here, close the door and close the business, Lao Tzu only collects taxes, does not pay money, Lao Tzu will seal your winery today, believe it or not." ”
"I don't believe it!"
A loud shout came.
The tax collector was stunned for a moment, and it was really the opposite, but then he found that this sentence was not said by the boss in front of him, and the voice came from behind him.
This guy immediately became angry, reached out and took out the gun on his body, turned around and scolded angrily: "Ge Laozi, who dares to be my Laozi here, I am your Laozi, I think you don't want to live.... ”
Before he finished speaking, his voice stopped abruptly, because he found that there were twenty or thirty soldiers walking in from outside the courtyard gate, each with a long spear with a hideous face, and the muzzles of the black holes were all aimed at him, so frightened that all the swear words behind him were held back.
Because Mao didn't dare to say it,
Because the other side has more people and more guns.
What's more, because the leader is wearing a military uniform, and the collar badge on it is a major, no matter what part these people come from, this is absolutely unacceptable.
Zhou Hu was tall and tall, walked up to the tax collector, stared at the tax collector condescendingly, and asked word by word: "Let me ask you, who are you with!" ”
"I~!"
The tax collector opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.
"Smack~!"
Zhou Hu rounded up, facing this guy is a big mouth, and the tax collector who smoked turned around in a circle, and when he stopped, he bled down the corner of his mouth.
"Let me ask you, who are you with!" Murderous intent emerged in Zhou Hu's eyes.
The tax collector saw Zhou Hu's eyes and trembled with fright, "I mean my Lao Tzu, my Lao Tzu." ”
"Smack!"
The backhand was another mouth, and the tax collector turned it in the opposite circle, and the corner of the mouth on the other side was bleeding.
This guy didn't dare to cover his face, and said with a crying voice: "Master, grandfather, grandfather, I was wrong, you are my Laozi, you are my Laozi!" ”
Zhou Hu raised his hand, and the tax collector shrank back in fright, but he just didn't dare to hide, Zhou Hu didn't hit him again, stretched out his hand and pointed to his nose and said: "You give a message to the county magistrate Liu Scarzi, my name is Zhou Hu, I am the captain of the guard, Mr. Yu of this wine shop, is a friend of the handsome, in the future, you let Liu Scar take care of it himself." ”
When the tax collector heard this, he was so frightened that his legs went limp.
Who is the marshal, there is only one in the entire Sichuan and Shu, that is, Liu Xiang, Liu Xiang is now the military and political leader of Sichuan, the absolute king of Sichuan, who dares to provoke his friends, he is now wailing in his heart, the owner of this winery is too low-key, even if it is just a word, he will not dare to come here to collect taxes.
Isn't this looking for death?
"Yes, yes, I will definitely bring the message to the county magistrate." The tax collector hunched over and over again.
Zhou Hu didn't pay attention to this guy anymore, a small person, if it was usual, it was not worth his lesson at all, he took action in person, mainly to behave in front of Jiang Hao, a god, so as to get closer.
When he came to Jiang Hao, Zhou Hu's attitude was the same as the two of them just now, and he snapped upright, "Mr. Yu, don't be surprised if you take the liberty of coming over without notice." ”
Jiang Hao smiled and shook his head, "What's so strange, I'm not a big person, and I still need to be notified, by the way, how is the Overseer's body?" ”
"Okay, it's okay, there's nothing to do in the morning, you're really a god, I'm here this time, it's the handsome who asked me to invite you, if you have time, please go to the Dashuai's mansion to drink tea, you see when it's convenient." Zhou Hu said respectfully.
Zhou Hu was fierce towards the tax collector just now, but now he was respectful to Jiang Hao, and the Luo Han and others who were watching were stunned, and they didn't understand what was going on.
The Overseer invited the boss to come and have tea, and the boss was so big that he was in the sky.
Although Jiu'er knew why, she was still surprised in her heart, and at the same time she was very excited, and her eyes looked at Jiang Hao even more adoringly.
"Tea, convenient at any time." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
"That's great, let's go now." As he spoke, he flashed to the side and made a gesture of please.
Jiang Hao looked at Jiu'er and said, "Jiu'er, get in the car, let's go see the Overseer." ”
Jiu'er hurriedly and obediently got into the car.
The car drove away suddenly, the soldiers also hurriedly got into the car, Zhou Hu left with people, the tax collector watched Zhou Hu leave, only then did he dare to raise his bent body, and when he saw Luohan and others standing in the courtyard, he bowed again, and then left tremblingly.