Chapter 9 Uncle Duan
Walking home at night without help, without the intention of the beautiful scenery along the way, only with five points of joy, three points of anxiety, and two points of impatience. The black clothes and belts fluttered behind him because of the speed of no rescue, just like his mood at the moment, fluctuating, swaying up and down.
Soon, the helpless footsteps stopped in front of a teahouse, this teahouse seems to be simple, but when you enter it, it is very elegant and solemn, an old man with crane hair sits behind the tea table that resembles the kiss of the nine sons of the dragon, and is fiddling with a complete set of tea utensils in his hand, and at this moment he is using the tea needle, unhurriedly combing the hive of the teapot, so that the tea can roll out of the hive smoothly, and there will be no clogging of the tea leaves.
"How is the old man doing?" Helpless, he respectfully stretched out his hand and bowed twice, and the smile on his face couldn't be hidden.
"The old decay still has a breath, and it's just a matter of indulging in the craft of cooking tea here, which is not good or bad." The old man gave an ambiguous answer with emotion.
"Uncle, don't joke with yourself, this underworld is not as good as the top, there is a birth, old age, sickness and death, you have been here for four or five hundred years, hit me a hundred years ago to see you for the first time, your hair is already white to the roots, don't be sad anymore, I can't help you to tell you an interesting story, how about it?" After sitting down, he reached out and picked up the tea from the table and washed it on his fingertips, while speaking, the whole person approached the coffee table, and finally put both arms on it, and the kiss of the already small owl became crowded in a few moments.
"Sure enough, it's your helpless brother who understands me, I'm the most afraid of being bored in my life, it's funny, it's fun!" As soon as the old man changed his solemn posture of sitting in a precarious position, he only clapped his hands like a child, and his gray beard wrapped around a big mouth that was almost to the root of his ears and smiled soundly. "Eh, but it's better to call me Duan Wuluo in the future, and call the old man old, ah, no, no, no, no, the unsaved brother only calls me Brother Wuluo, one Wuluo, one is not saved, isn't it good?" Immediately, Duan Wuluo laughed as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.
"Okay, it's all up to the old man's wishes." Seeing Duan Wuluo smiling innocently, he followed him to mess around.
"Eh, I said no salvation brother, have you been eating and drinking with those fake and serious Yama kings for a long time, and now you have begun to learn to fool people, the front foot just promised to call me brother and brother, and now you call me uncle, what do you mean?" Duan Wuluo's face was not chic in an instant, and it seemed that he was serious and unsaved.
"Okay, Brother Wuluo, is it done? Do you want to hear this story or don't you want to hear it? "No help pretended to threaten.
"Hey, you can do a good job without saving brother, just give me a little spiritual food for the old man, see that there is no freshness in the sky, and the old man's tea ceremony must be good at Meng Po!" Duan Wuluo howled in pain.
"That Wuluo brother listens to me slowly... Seeing Duan Wuluo's cuteness, he couldn't help but want to tease him more, so he said: "On a dark night, the wind is high, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the sky is cloudless, the wind is light and clear... ”
"Helpless brother, you have to be kind, and you have to tell the story well, otherwise be careful that I will play your tongue!" Duan Wuluo said anxiously.
"Don't worry, the focus is on the back." Subsequently, without help, he told Duan Wuluo everything about the first day when Yu Yao came to the underground and then involved all kinds of incidents, only to save the dirty thoughts that appeared out of thin air in his head when he finally met Yu Yao's eyes, and his heart was beating non-stop, and he almost lost his mind, so he was about to offend Miss Yu Yao.
"Well, in short, after the incident, His Royal Highness the Fifth Highness called me and Bi'an to enter the Five Palaces again, and instructed us to get along with Miss Yao'er more, thinking that we seem to have an unfinished fate, and we must solve this marriage calamity before we can re-enter reincarnation in order to seek the next life."
Duan Wuluo followed the ups and downs of the story, his eyebrows and eyes danced, knowing that at the end of this last, his eyebrows frowned slightly: "Did King Yama really say so?" The emotions revealed in the words were unusually nervous.
"It's just King Yama's speculation, after all, the matter of the book of life and death is big, and there is no result from above, so now we can only do this first." Wu Wu felt that Duan Wuluo had missed the point, so he put his arms behind his head a little boringly, and lay straight in front of Wu Luo.
"Oh, yes, yes." Duan Wuwu repeated in distraction.
"Old-ah-no, what is Brother Wuluo talking about?" There is no way to save the return that is not very interested.
"It's nothing, it's all good, it's all good." Duan Wuluo groaned like this for a long time, and then returned to his usual stubborn appearance. Asked helplessly: "You kid is moved by Miss Yao??" Hee-hee. ”
Hearing this, Wusheng instantly bounced up from the ground, sat on Duan Wuluo's side, and said very excitedly: "This is strange, uncle, I don't know how, but I am also happy with Miss Yao'er, but there is a feeling that it doesn't make sense, like, like we shouldn't be like this, I always feel sad like a stone in my heart, and I don't like this feeling, but then I was in front of the Myoho-renge-kaji Temple... Uncle, is he sick if he is helpless, doesn't it mean that there is no need to care about birth, old age, sickness and death underground? Helplessly, he grabbed the black belt and played with it inadvertently.
"Don't worry about the helpless brother, your disease can be cured without treatment, do you want to ask me for a prescription?" Duan Wuluo smiled weirdly, and when he saw it, he understood that Duan Wuluo must be making trouble in his heart, but there was nothing to do, so he could only plan it.
"There is no salvation, but please teach me without a fallen brother." Wu Su stood up and saluted Duan Wuluo.
"Tell you that you can, but please save the brother to solve me first." Duan Wuluo replied mysteriously.
"Well said, well said!"
"How is your brother Bi'an?"
"Bi'an is quite smooth, how can you ask this question?"
"I haven't had a favorite girl yet?"
Speaking of this, Wu Sen has already understood most of it, and responded with a smile: "Bi'an is waiting for a golden and jade relationship." ”
"Very good, very good, so that I can send this back to the girl."
"Who did the old man say?" Helpless asked curiously.
"Go and go, you don't have to inquire about the girl's family." Duan Wuluo paused for a moment, and then said, "However, your matter has a solution." ”
"Uncle, please speak."
"If you want me to say, wouldn't it be good if the helpless brother confessed his heart directly, and he could also see the Yao girl every day, but you don't have the secret idea in your heart, spread it out, how bad it is, ahhahahahaha!" As he spoke, Duan Wuluo laughed maniacally, ignoring the helplessness on the side of his face, which was already as cold as frost.
In this way, the two of them messed around for a long time, and they said goodbye to Duan Wuluo without help, and when they left, they did not forget to take two bags of fragrant tea and prepared to take them back to the house to cook for Bi'an to eat.