It is said that after the Nine Heavens Si Ming Xingjun retired, he passed his position to his daughter Liuyue, who was uneducated and unskilled.

This female secretary is ordered to do nothing after taking office, and the lives of mortals are all fateful, and she loves it, and she doesn't force anything, and she lives freely.

But it's just a matter of not doing anything, and the female priest is still nosy, such as which fairy child secretly beat the demon beast in the garden, which fairy family peeked at the fruit essence in the garden to bathe, and had to go and talk to the person concerned.

Although the hundred officials of the Heavenly Realm were dissatisfied with the new female priest, after all, there was no big mess, and she was in charge of some trivial things, so she went to it.

In the past few days, I heard that the cat fairy and the dog fairy fought for the election of the 12 zodiac signs in the human world, and the trouble was particularly fierce. However, these two immortals have always had grudges, and the officials of the Heavenly Family are also accustomed to it.

No, the two immortals in the early morning fought again, and both of them bared their teeth and refused to back down.

The cat and dog hair fell to the ground in the yard, and the scene was spectacular.

Originally, it was nothing, but the scene of the cat and dog battle actually made this nosy female boss see it, so the following scene appeared: A certain woman screamed and rushed forward, "Don't fight, don't fight." ”

The two immortals were a little tired from fighting, and they were about to stop when they saw such a mother-in-law rushing over with a shout. For the sake of face, the cat fairy and the dog fairy had to continue to fight.

"Hey, didn't you hear me when I told you to stop fighting?" Liuyue shouted, and the neutral voice made the cat fairy stunned.

Just when the cat fairy was stunned, the dog fairy bit the cat fairy's long fluffy tail. A sharp pain struck, and the cat fairy immediately stood on end, and then let out a terrible scream.

Looking at the red blood stains on the ground and the broken half of the cat's tail, Liuyue was stunned for a moment.

It is rumored that the cat fairy likes his beautiful long tail the most, and every time he goes up and forward, he has to look at the mirror for a long time.

Sure enough, after dropping his tail, the cat fairy's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he pounced on the dog fairy hungry. dared to trample on his dignity, he was going to fight with this dead dog.

A cat-and-dog showdown begins, and both sides have used their life's work to kill each other.

For a while, the sand flew away, the sky was dark, and the cat hair and dog hair flew even more exaggerated.

The female priest who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it was stunned when she saw this scene, why did she feel that after she persuaded her, these two immortals seemed to be fighting harder.

Liuyue thought to herself, anyway, the situation was out of control, so it would be better to prepare some good wound medicine.

After a while, these two immortals will be tired, and they will naturally stop, and then they will help them heal their injuries again.

Unexpectedly, when the female priest returned, only the cat fairy was left in a pool of blood in despair.

The embarrassed cat fairy gasped for air, and blood foamed from his mouth.

Seeing this tragic scene, Liu Yue immediately panicked, and she hurriedly picked up the cat fairy who fell to the ground, "Hey, you're okay." ”

Nonsense, Lao Tzu is like this, and it's okay.

The cat fairy glanced weakly at Liuyue, and then fell into her arms again. Although this mother-in-law's emotional intelligence is a little lower, her face is really good-looking.

The black cat rubbed into the arms of the female Si Ming very comfortably, and there was a very good smell on her body, faint and sweet, which seemed to wash away the impetuousness that he had just lost control.

After calming down, the cat fairy thought that although he had lost his tail, the dead dog didn't seem to please much, after all, he had also burst his two most important front teeth.

In the future, this stupid dog will have to leak wind when he speaks, and when he thinks of this, the cat fairy is in a good mood instantly.

It's just that the dead dog is very bad, and he even cheats, and when he comes back to life, he must take his dog's life.

Seeing the cat fairy closing his eyes weakly, Liuyue thought that he was about to drive Hexi, so he was so frightened that he slapped his face hard, "Xiao Hei, don't die." ”

The cat fairy was trying to lie down comfortably for a while, but was woken up by the good-looking evil woman.

Bah, you want to die.

"This immortal is not called Xiao Hei," the black cat couldn't help but roll his eyes, "This immortal has a name and a surname, and his name is Mo Bai." ”

"You look so dark, why are you still called Mobai." Liuyue looked at the black cat in his arms with some disgust, the black one was like a piece of carbon, and he dared to take a white name in his name.

"How do I remember what the cat fairy is called, though...... Zhou or something, why is it called Mobai? Liuyue had doubts, so she said it directly.

"That's my senior brother Zhou Xuan." The cat fairy moved his white beard, "The master said that you should not mention this person again in the future, be careful about your life." ”

Wait, what did this woman just say? Say he's black?

The cat fairy only felt that there seemed to be a mouthful of turbid old blood in his chest that was constantly swimming, and his mouth opened, and a mouthful of blood spurted out at once.

This stupid mother-in-law, why can't she speak so much.

"Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, what's wrong with you?" Liuyue looked at the black cat who was about to die, and took out a bottle from the small medicine box in a panic, "Xiao Hei, don't die, I'll give you medicine." ”

The cat fairy half-squinted his eyes and watched the female priest carefully give herself medicine, and he was a little moved in his heart.

Although this mother-in-law is clumsy, she is actually quite gentle.

Beneath the slightly furrowed eyebrows are a pair of worried eyes, the eyelashes are a little trembling, and the small and delicate bridge of the nose has moist lips......

She's not as useless as others say, at least she's decent and has a ...... figure The black cat thief looked at the other party's figure with slippery eyes, not bad, not bad, I didn't expect Si Ming Xingjun's daughter to be born so marked.

After squinting his eyes for a long time, the cat fairy only felt that his face was a little hot, and his breathing became short.

Speaking of which, I have to thank that nasty dead dog for giving me such a wonderful opportunity.

It may be the reason for the boiling blood, the cat fairy suddenly turned into a man dressed in gorgeous clothes, the man is handsome, and his blue and green eyes are shining.

The black cat in his arms suddenly turned into a man with cat ears, and Liuyue was startled.

However, after seeing the wound on the other party's chest, Liuyue immediately frowned unhappily, "Change back." ”

This woman looked at her transformed body, and even asked him to change back so rudely. He's also a beautiful man in the heavenly realm, and there are more women who want to have kittens with him, and this woman is so ignorant.

Liuyue rolled her eyes, "If you don't go back, I'll leave." ”

can change back into human form, which means that the injury is not serious.

"I change, I change." Seeing that she was unhappy, the black cat immediately changed back to its original form. This mother-in-law is too straight, in the face of such a beautiful and delicious self, she can still keep her face and heart beating.

After a while, Liuyue looked at the tight cat's legs wrapped in cloth with satisfaction, and poked the black cat's head with his finger, "Okay, you can go." ”

Yes? So fast.

The cat fairy saw that the woman was about to leave, and rushed up to bite the hem of her skirt in a hurry. He's not okay yet, he's leaving, it's too irresponsible.

"What are you doing?" Liuyue turned her head to look at the rogue black cat biting the hem of her skirt, and said in an unkind tone, "This is my new clothes, and I will pay for it if it is damaged." ”

Ha?

Why is this woman so puzzled, and she always talks about what she is doing, no wonder she has no object now. The black cat muttered in his heart, but he relented obediently.

Liuyue estimated that it was now time to eat, and her stomach was a little hungry, so she left a sentence to the black cat, "If it's okay, I'll leave." ”

The cooks in the Si Ming Pavilion should have prepared their meal by this time, and she must hurry back to feast. The so-called eating, drinking, and having fun, eating is the first major thing in life.

Liuyue turned around to leave, but her arm was grabbed, and she heard a stinky and shameless voice, "This cat is seriously injured and can't take care of itself." ”

Ha?

Liuyue looked back at the powerful claws and the tall head that was a head taller than herself, just like you, you can't take care of yourself, most of them are pretending. She rolled her eyes decisively, "Don't disturb the order of the priest to eat." ”

Liuyue was about to leave, but a black furball suddenly fell on her shoulder. She looked at it, and it turned out to be the shameless black cat, "Brother Cat, with your vigorous posture, you can't take care of yourself." ”

The cat fairy didn't speak, and began to pretend to be dead, as the saying goes, you must be shameless when chasing your daughter-in-law. Anyway, he has nothing to do lately, so he relies on her.

"Hey, you're coming down." She is a woman who has not left the cabinet, and there is a male black cat lying on her body, what kind of body is this. Liuyue pulled the black cat on her shoulder, but the bastard thing stuck to her like sticky paper and refused to come down.

It may be that Liuyue shouted too loudly, and a few sprinkler boys around looked over here, and then someone began to feel embarrassed. Forget it, if you want to lie on your stomach, I'm going to eat.

Meow, who was lying on someone's shoulder, saw that she was no longer chattering, and grinned proudly. This set of shameless Dafa was taught to him by his father, and it is said that his father used this set of exercises to abduct his mother home.

It didn't take long for one person and one cat to arrive at the Siming Pavilion, and as soon as Liuyue entered the door, he went straight to the dining room. This is the source of the food, and if you want to eat the delicacies of the whole pavilion, you have to come here to pick them.

"Wow, it smells so good." Liuyue couldn't wait to lift the lid of the pot, and a burst of extremely happy aroma wafted out, and it turned out to be an eight-treasure duck with full color and flavor.

The black cat watched in amazement as the good-looking mother-in-law picked up a pair of chopsticks, and then stole a duck leg very neatly.

Hehe, so skilled, I've done this kind of thing more than once.