Chapter 3: The Ship of the Desert
Li Lu's original intention was to take Jing Qiongshuang to the safe area first, put her in the safe area and finish the shooting, and then watch her leave, and then go to find black glasses with Wogua, after all, some places in the desert are still open to tourists to watch, and Jing Qiongshuang was silent about this, after listening to Li Lushuang's suggestion, I don't know if she agreed, but she was silent, which made Li Luant unsure of her mind for a while.
When it was almost early in the morning, the sun had already shown most of their faces, and the three of them reached the last station, and sure enough, on the fence next to the station, there was a row of camels, roughly fourteen or fifteen, and next to the camels there was a two-wheeled cart, which looked like the old camels used to carry the wounded.
The site's brick-like water supply is a landline telephone and a fax machine, and buckets of water and bread are on the shelves. When I looked at the site closely, the yellow mud mixed with hay in the brick cracks, like aquatic plants in the swamp, swayed with the yellow mud sticking to the end of the hay when the wind passed, and the roof was covered with oiled paper, making a "rattling" sound. A forty-centimeter-long and wide window was opened on the wall inside, so that everyone could sleep listening to the sound of the wind at night in all seasons.
Seeing this window, Li Luant thought of the environment he was in when he was a child.
He had lived in a neighbor's house since he was a child, and his neighbor's house was made of bricks and thatch, and he slept on a small bed in the northwest corner, and a window was opened in the wall, and the other three seasons were fine, but when spring came, everything recovered, and the rats also recovered, and the rats whispered when they held meetings at night to incite the masses to parade through the streets, and when they hit the pillars and cried out in pain when carrying grain, and when they sucked sesame oil, they couldn't help but feel like a fairy - the sound was in the ears; Not to mention the few sweaters he had left, the casual play of fecal excrement, and the occasional line of people who came out in a row to scare the neighbors who came to the door.
Because of this, the neighbor's house had a big orange cat, and these things never invaded his sleep again. Because of its great achievements, it walks with the wind, and it does not hide when it sees people from afar, but slides past you proudly, and its posture makes people's teeth itch.
Needless to say, Jing Qiongshuang's stunned expression has not changed since the beginning, obviously he didn't expect that there would be such a house, Li Luant sighed, the conditions are indeed a little simple, but at a glance at the yellow Beacon Desert on all sides, someone can go so deep to deliberately build a site that can save people's lives at a critical time, which is already quite remarkable.
The truck driver jumped out of the car, and the three of them also got out of the car, here their task has been completed, Jing Qiongshuang went in to negotiate with the non-person in charge of the site about renting a camel, but Wogua saw a camel for the first time, and came to one of the tallest and fattest camels, touched the camel's hump, poked by the way, and looked at Li Green Ant in surprise.
"Shit shell lang, shit shell lang, look, look at what kind of people are starving in this big desert, two tumors are hungry on the buttocks, I guess I haven't eaten for at least a minute, it's really pitiful."
There is a kind of hunger, called gold ingots feel hungry.
Camel: No, I'm not hungry, it's not a tumor.
Gold Ingots: No, you're hungry, you're hungry, look at your skinny.
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"The gourd, that's the hump, it's the part of the camel that stores fat and water."
Wogua "hehe" smiled, and smoothed the camel's hair, "I see," and shyly faced the camel's face, "Do you like to eat small wontons, I can eat ten bowls at a time, look at your physique, estimate, emmmm ......"
The camel was chewing hay in its mouth, and suddenly saw a mentally retarded big face in front of him, startled, two hot breaths erupted from his nostrils, and when he saw the behemoth in front of him, the two layers of eyelashes flickered and blinked, and he didn't even bother to raise his eyelids: Lao Tzu is a species, and his IQ ranks high in the animal kingdom, but your species, in the IQ ranking among you humans, then Lao Tzu doesn't know.
Wogua obviously didn't notice the camel's disdainful eyes, and turned to Li Luant, "shell lang, what do you say camels like to eat?" β
"How do I know?" Just now Jing Qiongshuang bought a few buckets of water, which can be hung on the camel's body, Li Green Ant is carrying buckets up, Wogua does not help, but there is a strong teasing of the camel, Li Green Ant is naturally not angry, but Wogua is not ashamed, but proud of "Dogs eat, camels eat?" β
"I don't know what camels like to eat, but they certainly don't like to eat."
"You haven't eaten, and you certainly don't know how good is. If you've eaten it once, you'll love it. β
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"Have you ever eaten that?"
"I haven't eaten it, but dogs often eat, isn't that proof of that? And most people have dogs, and when you go to the toilet, the dog secretly runs to the toilet to see you, isn't it just afraid that you will eat on his back? And now that the flush toilet is so convenient, maybe the dog just thinks that the is gone after pooping every time, and it is you who eat it after. β
"Zhuangzi and Huizi swim on the beam. Zhuangzi said, 'Fish travel calmly, is it the joy of fish?' Keiko said, "Zifei fish, the joy of knowing fish?" Zhuangzi said, "The son is not me, and I don't know the joy of fish?" ββ¦β¦β
Li Luant said this sentence in the hope that Jin Yuan Bao would stop talking nonsense, and there should be no controversy about whether to eat or not, after all, this is not a good topic at all, and there is no need to talk about it in public, but before Li Luant's words were finished, Jin Yuan Bao saw a needle.
"Keiko said, 'I'm not a son, I'm not sure-"
"Oh, this Keiko is too stupid, there is no accuracy in asking back and forth, I'll teach you a trick, the next time that Zhuangzi asks these things again, he will directly reply to him with a sentence of 'Zhizi Mo Ruo's father!' β
Zhuangzi said, "The son is not me, and I don't know the joy of fish?" β
Keiko said: "Knowing the son is more than the father." β
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Li Luant took a deep breath, resisted the thought that he was going to explode on the spot, and turned around angrily, he really didn't want to listen to Wogua Duo say a word anymore, who knew that his nightmare had already started when he entered Lop Nur.
"I saw it last time."
Li Luant was stunned, "What do you see?" β
"The last time you came out of the toilet you had a full hiccups."
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The topic became too fast, and for a while, Li Luant didn't know how to deal with the jumping thinking of Wogua.
The person in charge and Jing Qiongshuang happened to come out of the site at this time, and when they heard Jin Yuanbao's words, they all looked at Li Green Ant in horror, Li Green Ant hurriedly shook his hand, and drew a line with what Wogua said just now, "This is my brother, in order to save me ten years ago, my brain was kicked by a camel once, don't take his words to heart." β
The camel shook its fur and shook its head, easing the embarrassing atmosphere, and Li Luant resisted the urge to beat the gourd, and the gourd had already stumbled onto the fat camel's back.
Jing Qiongshuang was followed by a middle-aged woman, speaking words that she couldn't understand, Li Luant didn't understand much, but then, a dark-skinned young woman came out of the back room, and the first time she saw the woman, Li Luant and Jin Yuan were stunned at the same time.
But seeing the woman's big round eyes, quiet with a little cunning, her eyebrows are crooked, and her palm-sized face is full of youthful vitality, she is still young, no more than twenty or so, but when she looks at several people, she really shows a look of disbelief.
"It's you?!"
The woman clapped her hands in surprise, the middle-aged woman seemed to bow her head and asked her something, the woman told her the truth, although she still didn't understand what she said, but she could guess a rough idea.
"Are you going to Lop Nur like this and not looking for a guide?"
"Guide-" The three of them looked at the energetic girl blankly, and the girl smiled sweetly, "The second time I met you, although the last time was not very pleasant, but it was still a surprise, if you are not a local, you may encounter danger, how about I be your guide?" β
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The last time I met Zai Jinhe, it was in the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum, and that encounter was really unpleasant, after all, to be honest, it was very offensive, Li Luant and Jin Yuan were beaten with a loudspeaker and fled, but it was indeed an accident to meet Zai Jinhe here.
"You're actually from Xinjiang?"
Zai Jinhe rode on a camel and smiled sweetly, "Yes, but sometimes I will receive tourists from other places who come to Lop Nur, and I happened to meet you at the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum that time, what a coincidence." β
It's a coincidence.
"Chong, Chong-" facing the desert in the distance, "shell Lang, this big desert has been contracted by Ben Dashuai, all the fish in the fish pond, all the camels in the desert, are all gifts from Ben Dashuai to your sister He Miao, Chong!!! β
When the camel was on the camel, it took a lot of effort to say "rush", but the camel only moved once in half a day.
If the enemy does not move, I will not move.
The reason why Wogua is so excited is that Guy now has two female creatures on the team, which makes Wogua much more energetic.
Twenty minutes after leaving the siteβ
The site was on the edge of the desert, like a small black dot, and the four of them set off on camels towards Lop Nur, and in the darkness that the four of them could not see, danger was quietly following.
"shell lang, just now you said that camels don't like to eat, so what do camels like to eat?"
"You've already asked that question."
The sun is shining in the sky, the sun is like fire, although it is the morning, but it is already very steaming, Li Green Ant took off only a short sleeve, and the nest melon was bare-chested, sitting on the camel and bragging about it, but fortunately it was the tallest and fattest one in the camel herd, otherwise any camel could not afford him, and Cao Chong could not call the elephant.
"I think cats eat mice, but are camels also able to eat mice?" Wogua asked and answered himself, Li Luant is in a panic now, so naturally he is not in the mood to brag with him, and he should turn a blind eye to the performance.
"Cats eat mice because the cat lacks a kind of taurine tissue in the body, and the mouse happens to have it in the body, so the cat eats the mouse just to supplement the taurine. Once a cat lacks taurine for a long time, it will experience decreased night vision and even blindness, which will eventually manifest as symptoms of loss of nocturnal mobility. In addition to rats, taurine is also found in fish and beef. Li Luant really couldn't listen to it anymore, and stopped Wogua's nonsense, and Wogua was really more proud.
"So I said at the beginning, just like that stupid koala eats eucalyptus leaves, camels also like to eat cacti, these vegetarian animals, hey - I don't know how the meat of camels tastes, but generally these species that have meat, but still alive, the only reason why they can live is that the meat is not delicious."
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Li Luant stroked his forehead, "First, koalas only eat leaves, not delicious, but can't rob others, they can only eat leaves; Second, the leaves are poisonous, and other animals don't rob them, which is what they eat after others don't rob them; Third, the koala is sluggish for 24 hours, not because it is cute, but because it is poisoned. β
Koalas take drugs all day long, which causes koalas to have a peculiar liver that separates toxic substances and water. The newborn koala, because he couldn't digest the toxins, had to eat his mother's first, until he was more than 1 year old, and then went to take drugs.
The reason why Wogua said that the koala was stupid was probably because it was often seen motionless like a sloth.
"Hehe, I like to paint, Sister Qiongshuang, if it weren't for my college entrance examination, I would have almost been able to go to Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts, this handsome man is a man who can't be found by Tsinghua University and Peking University, Sister Qiongshuang, where is the studio where you paint, Brother will go to learn from you another day."
Wogua was very excited to see the woman, Li Luant didn't understand the reason, after all, spring has passed too long, and Wogua's estrus period doesn't know when it can change with the seasons.
But seeing that the nest melon was foaming at the mouth, Jing Qiongshuang's upbringing was really very good, and he had been silently enduring it, and he was respectful and polite, and Li Lushuang who watched it was also very admired.
"After the discussion, let's find a place to drink tea, and then talk about life, and tell you that the most favorite thing to do is to discuss the philosophy of life-"
I've been chatting tirelessly with Sister Qiongshuang for half an hour, and Ben Dashuai feels that love needs Ben Dashuai's perseverance-
"Brother Yuanbao-" Zai Jinhe called out sweetly, interrupting Jin Yuanbao's thoughts, Jin Yuanbao's bones were numb when he heard this sound, and he suddenly turned around with a smile like a flower, "Hey, Sister He Miao." β
Love is the ability to adapt to changes like this.
Zai Jinhe pointed to the sky, "In the desert, we must pay attention to the changes in climate anytime and anywhere, just now the clouds began to drift rapidly, and the wind is about to rise, I don't know if it will affect our area, for the sake of insurance, it is better to find a place to avoid it first." β
Li Luant and Jing Qiongshuang had already walked to the front, and Jin Yuan Bao was moved, "Did you deliberately stay and tell me?" β
"No, because you didn't listen to what Brother Green Ant said just now, I can only be sent to say it again."
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The originally clear sky suddenly changed color, and the clouds floating from the sky appeared in piles and piles, without any peace, and they were specially tied into the piles of people, and after a while, they turned into several large lumps of red brushed marshmallows.
In order to successfully avoid this disaster, Zai Jinhe was familiar with the local terrain, found a hill that had been piled up for a long time, and let the first three camels lie on the exposed part of the hill to form a flesh wall, and tie them all together with ropes, which is also afraid that once the storm hits, one camel will be frightened and run away, which will not affect other camels to run away together.
But this leaves a doubt: although this idea sounds very far-sighted, but just as Cao Cao was preparing to attack the 400,000 naval ships of Eastern Wu, did the person who first invented this method ever consider that the father is bald and will instigate a litter, in case the camels are tied together and there is no time to escape, isn't this a group to give people heads?
The mound is a semi-encircled, as if it is an unformed chicken pen general structure, the scope is not large, the space in the middle can only accommodate seven or eight people squatting, the top is only a little covered, the left and right and the front are good, fortunately, it seems that the wind and sand are blowing according to the routine, only from the front, not from all sides, otherwise the four people will not escape, it will become a skewer in the meat sandwich bun.
Wogua came here after realizing it, and wiped his sweat when he arrived at this haven that had been regulated, and the camel that Zai Jinhe was holding was also buckled with the other camels, but Jing Qiongshuang took the initiative to speak at this time, with a few questions in his words.
"Why are you here so slowly? Desert storms aren't fun, and if you're swept away by the wind, don't want to come back! β
Jin Yuan Bao was stunned when he was questioned, looking at this woman who has always been gentle and elegant, but has become extremely serious in the face of the disaster, his heart staggered: Sure enough, a woman turns her face faster than she turns a book, and this face becomes the same as a singing, which scares Lao Tzu to death, "Is the speed determined by the number of legs?" What about the camel's four legs, and the speed of running is not as fast as that of an ostrich, and the crab has so many claws, and it does not walk sideways? I didn't look at it in the sky, but everything I could see was in the pot. β
Wogua means that this is a difference in species selection, although it is also four-legged, but he is not a horse that is good at running, so naturally he can't get here in a short time, Jing Qiongshuang's question is inexplicable.
Jing Qiongshuang was stunned by the scoundrel appearance of Wogua, and Li Luant saw the hurriedly round, "Wogua Wogua, you don't have to say a word, it's because you're slow, Miss Jing is also worried about you, if something really happens to you, in the end, we all need to help you." β
The gold ingot bar sat down with his mouth shut: This well Qiongshuang is a little strange, once he enters the desert, it is like eating gunpowder, he is in a hurry, and he seems to be desperately trying to think of somewhere to go, but it is Zai Jinhe-
looked at Sister He Miao with a smile: It's still Sister He Miao, although last time the shell Lang was diagnosed in front of the public, she had a gynecological disease, and when she met her old acquaintance in another country, Sister He Miao was not angry, hey, the difference between women and women, is it so big?
The storm is coming, an overwhelming sense of rage hits from a distance, the whimper of "woo-woo-" seems to be a black monster hidden in the desert, teeth and claws, the tension just now is not insignificant, after the burning clouds of the wire rolled over, the storm really came.
"Whew-"
The feeling of condensation in the air is like an impermeable wind wall, and there is a momentum of "the north wind sweeps the white grass and folds, and the snow flies in August", which makes people's hearts breathless, when the four camels form a wind wall, they have already blocked the wind outlet that pours in, and the four camels are obviously also very afraid, leaning together, resting their heads on the buttocks of a camel in front of them, squatting, smelling each other's stinky farts, in the face of disaster, a little fart smell is obviously sweeter than being beaten flat by a tornado.
When the storm of "wooing" rolled up thousands of piles of wild sand and rushed to his face, he couldn't help but bury his head in the sand, as if he hoped to take root in this land like a turnip, and not be easily pulled out, but the sand covered him breathlessly, so that he could not understand how the ostrich's respiratory system worked when they buried their heads in the sand.
The snowflakes of Yanshan are as big as a seat, and the pieces are blown down Xuanyuan Terrace.
Countless storms blew in his ears, as if pricked by needles, it was false to say that he was not afraid, Li Green Ant also hugged the nest gourd tightly, after all, here alone, the tonnage of the nest melon is the most reassuring, if the nest melon is not reassuring, then several people deserve to be blown away, but at this time what made him puzzled was Jing Qiongshuang, she had been wearing dark goggles, and she couldn't see the upper part of her face clearly, but her tightly closed lips still showed the tension in her heart.
Jing Qiongshuang firmly hugged Li Luant's arm, as if it was a life-saving straw.
Under the subconscious circumstances, people will choose what they subconsciously think is the safest, as their only pillar, Li Green Ant just glanced at it, but he didn't think too much because of Jing Qiongshuang's action, Zai Jinhe seems to have grown up in the desert, and she is used to it, I saw her leaning on the mouth of the hill with a solemn expression, without saying a word, in this case, as soon as she spoke, it was a mouthful of sand, and Li Green Ant felt that her mouth, eyes and nose were already full of it without speaking, this is not a romance drama.
You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my baby pimple, this is the desert sand that will make you face as soon as you open your mouth.
Love is like a blue sky and white clouds, a clear sky, a sudden storm, nowhere to hide, unexpected, it is so unreasonable.
Li Green Ant now understands why the camel has two layers of eyelashes, not just because it highlights its cute big eyes that make them bright and sparkling, and its eyelashes curl and fascinating, but because of such damn wind resistance.
The ability to resist pressure is very important, and the ability to resist attacks is also very important, and the camel has walked through the development process of human civilization and society in the desert for most of its life, and it seems that it has already realized this profound truth, and it has long been put into practice.
The desert sand lies in the groove, and I never know that this eye has two layers.
The whimpering sound in his ears, after ten minutes from far and near, finally ended with thunder and rain, Li Luant opened his closed eyes, pulled his head out of the sand, shook the soil on his head, and looked around, several hills that were uneven just now were now filled with the sand that the tornado brought back again, in order to repay the tornado's kindness, writing a thank you letter is the best way to express it.